DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-05 ("Do you feel any animosity toward the Bush voters?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

So what do you think the answer is to the question posed in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Do you feel any animosity toward the Bush voters?” Do you think the DUmmies have warm, fuzzy feelings towards the Bush voters? Not exactly. Try out of control HATE and RAGE! However, there is one notable exception to this attitude among the Democrats. It has come to my attention that Senator Barack Obama is not only a lurker but also a big fan of the DUmmie FUnnies. From what I hear he gets a lot of laughs out of reading the DUFUs. Therefore, Senator Obama has become the FAVORITE Democrat for this humble correspondent. Although I may disagree with much of what the good Senator believes, I just have to LIKE anyone who is a DUFU fan. Yes, flattery WILL get you everywhere, even if you are a Democrat. As usual, the angry DUmmie frothings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suddenly has warm, fuzzy feelings for a certain Democrat senator from the Illinois, is in the [brackets]:

Do you feel any animosity toward the Bush voters?

[I don’t feel any animosity toward the Bush voters. I just feel incredible RAGE at them for extending the fascist reign of Chimpus Khan. I want to SMASH them all!!! But as for animosity, naw.]

I'm trying very hard not to blame them but as George W Bush gets ready to run our country into the ground and attempts to dismantle Social Security, I'm having a difficult time feeling anything other than being pissed off and ready to kick their stupid asses for the mess they have put us in. They deserve no sympathy or understanding. That's just the way I feel and if they don't like it, they can kiss my ass on the county square.

[Phew! For a moment there I feared you might be slightly conciliatory. Thank you for disabusing me of that silly notion.]

Of course i do, i'm only human but one can only take the high road so many times before you just want to scream..."F*ck you you stupid jingoistic no balled bastards!"

[So does this mean you are replying to the thread question in the affirmative?]

Let's all turn this into action! That's why I think the revolution started November 3!

[Let all the Bolsheviki meet at the county square next to the Winter Palace.]

I too am about to visit family for the first time in over a decade. I am not sure I will be able to hold my tongue. My mother is becoming more christian fundamentalist by the day. She is totally brainwashed. My wife will probably have to restrain me when the rest of the repugs in my family get in the same room with me. I have avoided them for decades.

[A muzzle over your mouth and your body wrapped tight with yards of duct tape should do the trick of restraining you.]

My mother in law came to stay with us every month for a few days. She is a fundie-lite wing nut, but in the past I had always diverted conversation towards safe ground so as to avoid family problems. A few days after the selection she called to confirm when she would be arriving, but spoke with a smirky tone in her voice. I could no longer be congenial nor quiet. I prepared by taping to the fridge short newspaper clippings that questioned the legitimacy of the election & the moral values of people who voted for shrub. When she arrived I welcomed discussion of the issues, the integrity of the administration, and the illegitimacy of the results of the election. She left the following day, choosing to stay at the Hilton instead. Now when she comes to town she stays at the Hilton and never comes over. My hubby thinks this is for the best & wasn't in the least bit angry with me. I feel sooo much better now…

[…Until you find out that you will never again be allowed to freeload at family Thanksgiving dinners.]

It's very hard not to blame them. All the information was out there before the election and they still voted for him. Even after any voter fraud is discounted from the results he succeeded in getting too many to believe him. Are they people that are easily brainwashed or are they just greedy and uncompassionate?

[I’ll answer that question only after I get my brains washed by Rush Limbaugh and he tells me how to think.]

They've enabled Bush to destroy America.

[Hello? Mr. President? Hi! I voted for you in the last election but only on the condition that you will go out and destroy America.]

I hate their f*cking guts. They are either selfish rich or stupid poor. Selfish or stupid, I hate both.

[Don’t hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.]

No, not really, because. . .in truth there wasn't enough of them to win. They had to be created. So, mostly, I pity them, smile and shake my head when I hear them speak. I think I trust God more than they do. I don't believe things will continue down this road without either a mass movement of some kind or a violent reaction by the left.

[Let’s not be shy in spitting out what we mean---Bolshevik Revolution.]

Ticks Me Off every time I'm behind some ass with a Bush* sticker on his car. There's even a house on my drive to work that still has the damned Bush* sign proudly displayed (hanging above head level, no less) in their driveway. These cars are also usually festooned with Jesus fish, gold ribbons, American flags and that annoying 'choose life' license plate so delightfully unique to Florida. These misguided, bot-brained dimwits sicken me with their self-righteous, smug pride in the horrific damage that they have done our country.

[True story. When Yours Truly lived in La-La Land a liberal friend of mine once asked me what all the big T’s on car windows out there meant. I could have told him the truth which was that it was a sticker from a big chain auto transmission outfit out there. Instead, I told him it was the symbol of members of a very conservative fundamentalist group. For a long, LONG time, my liberal friend felt he was surrounded by huge numbers right-wing fundamentalists whenever he saw that T on a car window, which if you ever lived in L.A. know it would be quite frequent.]

"annoying 'choose life' license plate so......delightfully unique to Florida". I don't know if you ever read my post about going to the Tag agency (here in St Petersburg)...anyway, Since I was getting renewed anyway, I asked the clerk there that since they had a "Pro Life" tag, did they have any Tags that said either:

1. Pro Death
2. Pro Choice
3 Pro Abortion

She didn't think it was funny (called the Guard on me)

[I would have issued you a Pro Death tag just to see you drive around with it.]

I blame them, blame them, blame them! Total idiots! They aren't misguided, they're evil. You are correct. They deserve no sympathy or understanding, and will never get any from me.

[So what is your answer to the thread question?]

Live Free or Diebold

[A new license plate for New Hampshire DUmmies.]

that is what the right wing neocons are--they are a cult. This is how the Dems needs to start framing the RW-fundie agenda--the agenda of a cult. We need to own that word and use it every chance we get.

[Help me! Deprogram me from Bush Worship before I swallow Kool-Aid. Reprogram me with the reasonable words of Ted Kennedy.]

I f*cking hate them except for my dad. I find out from every new person I meet who they voted for. It's important to me and is the best question I can ask to find out a lot about a person...

[So how many times a day do you get punched out by every new person you meet?]

What a short-sighted view of the world to demand to know right off the bat who someone voted for, and to order your social universe around that fact. You are denying yourself the opportunity to meet a lot of interesting people. And by saying that a person's choice for president tells you a lot about them, you are committing the sin that we supposedly tolerant people never do -- judging someone without getting to know them. I work with a lot of people from all walks of life and across the range of political views. I can still enjoy a conversation with a right wing person, have a drink, discuss books, talk about the Orioles, etc. Plus my husband is a Bush supporter which gives me some perspective on all of this. Maybe I don't take all of this politics stuff as seriously as some, but I like people and I like to learn. But if you choose to live in a cave and only interact with like-minded folks, that is your choice. A sad choice, but yours to make.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Not all Republicans are Radicals, but RadCons are as bad as the KKK or the Nazi party. Some of these RadCons are talking about internment camps already (Malkin and a couple others to name names)

[Actually, I wouldn’t mind being interned with Michelle Malkin. Heh Heh.]

I loathe & hate them. Can barely talk to them. I hate them for their evil and/or I hate them for their ignorance. They can take their pick.

[Oh goody! I can take my pick as to why you hate me! Okay, give me some time to choose. Evil or Ignorance? Ooooh. Making this choice is such a toughie. Give me more time …]

Here's a question. Would you allow a * voter to baby-sit your kids?

[I dunno but a Kucinich voter would definitely be out of the question. Never allow a follower of the Evil Elf to be alone with your kids.]

I am as rude as possible to them. And it feels good.

[Ahhh! It feels so GOOD to be a jerk.]

I CAN'T F***ING STAND THEM IDIOTS- THEY ARE ENABLING FASCISM, GETTING PEOPLE KILLED, SELLING AMERICA DOWN THE RIVER - I HAVE NO F***ING RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR BUSH - NONE.

[So does this mean you feel animosity towards Bush voters? Inquiring minds want to know.]

When I see a W or chimp/cheney sticker on a car, I can't resist the urge to flip the driver off, and I'm a middle aged homemaker - I'm sure these people are thinking, "WTF did I do that that woman flipped me the bird?"

[If the other driver is an undercover cop he must be thinking “How big of a ticket am I going to give to that middle aged homemaker nutcase?”]

What do the Bushitas say about....the torture in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where we have been holding people for over 3 years without any formal charges?

[I’ll tell you what they say. They say, “We are sorry we tortured the Gitmo terrorist prisoners with air conditioning. From now on they will be allowed to swelter in the humid heat.”]

I got into an argument with my girlfriend over her mom voting for Bush. Something along the lines of, "And you live with that stupid bitch?"

[You always have such a winning way with words.]

What I think is ignorant...Is people who are fighting for Democratic principles resorting to HATE Mongering. Are you REALLY trying NOT to HATE them Kentuck or are you trying to whip up a frenzy of hatred to make yourself feel better? A person doesn't necessarily have control of where there posts go, but look at what is happening here. Please. I gotta go. Be an adult and either get this thread under some semblence of Democratic principles or quit pretending to be holier than thou about it and admit your real agenda.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

They did what they thought was right, we did what we thought was right. Simple as that. Bushevoters are not evil, they are just wrong. note bene that they think that we are just as dumb for voting Kerry as we think they are for voting Bush. America will survive, no matter who is right. It may suck for a few years, but we'll make out OK.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Any slight hint of rationality in DUmmieland will NOT be tolerated!]

It is now a cultural war and if you try to placate them they will run over you and laugh at your broken remains.

[At least you are correct in the “laugh at” section of your reply.]

I feel a lot of them voted the way they did out of selfishness and/or hatred. Vote away your chance at health care and send your kids to Iraq just to be sure gays can't ever get married...

[Look, mister. If you really want to marry your boyfriend, that’s okay by me. Just don’t expect me to be at the wedding reception trying to catch the garter belt.]

They deserve no sympathy. These people make me want to have an abortion just so I can throw MY OWN PRIVATE fetus right in their faces...considering how I feel personally about abortion, yeah I'd say thats hatred.

[Hatred, yes. But mere animosity?…No.]

We live in a representative republic, where people have the right to vote for whomever. Just because someone has a different political leaning than I do, does not mean I should hate them.

[Representative republic? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

[Welsh Rabbit]

I got into an argument with my girlfriend over her mom voting for Bush. Something along the lines of, "And you live with that stupid bitch?"

Nice. These people think they have something to teach us when this is how they handle disagreements over politics? Hope this girl wises up and leaves this a$$hole soon.

[ChicagoRighty]

Notice how her main frame of reference was >>newspaper clippings<<. this chick is a Dim Bim.

[ChicagoRighty]

Notice how her main frame of reference was >>newspaper clippings<<.

this chick is a Dim Bim.

[Darkwolf377]

A DUmmie "kicking their stupid asses"? I see some pale 30something show wears a Che! t-shirt slapping someone on the shoulder from behind and then running away in a 'tard run, arms flailing, and then bragging to his friends that he "kicked some republican ass! That's what *I'M* talkin about!"

[Welsh Rabbit]

I too am about to visit family for the first time in over a decade. I am not sure I will be able to hold my tongue. My mother is becoming more christian fundamentalist by the day. She is totally brainwashed. My wife will probably have to restrain me when the rest of the repugs in my family get in the same room with me. I have avoided them for decades.

Oh well. At least someday when your folks are dead and you're estranged from your siblings, and it's too late for reconciliation, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you kept your principals and chose bitter partisan politics over family.

[Welsh Rabbit]

A DUmmie "kicking their stupid asses"?

Yeah, I don't want to do the keyboard kammando routine, but I haven't met too many liberals whose ass I wasn't certain I could easily stomp. They tend to avoid the rough trades.

[hattend]

Yeah, I don't want to do the keyboard kammando routine, but I haven't met too many liberals whose ass I wasn't certain I could easily stomp. They tend to avoid the rough trades.

"King of the Hill" episodic BTTT

If you have never seen "King of the Hill", then never mind LOL

[sporkgoddess]

Bush definitely won WI. Campaign contributions to Bush were higher and I saw those lawn signs EVERYWHERE (on a road trip to Madison, I counted :D) We were all predicting that he would win here. Madison is known for voting fraud; if you go to bars around there you'll hear people bragging about how they voted about five times.

[Welsh Rabbit]

I watch KOTH reruns every night.

[chesley]

Having fun. I originally started because I wanted to inject some sense into these people. I got banned once because I refused to lie, and let myself go overboard about the Iraq war.

Now I admit that I am there under false pretenses. You have to be a progressive before you are "welcome" there. The same thing as here, but in reverse.

But I don't flatter them, falsely or otherwise. In fact, I have all but called them idiots and bigots. But not directly. I attack their positions, and if it is, say, anti-white, anti-Western, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, anti-Southern, etc., I call it bigotry. But no personal attacks. Very long time posters who actually are liberal have been banned when they got into flame wars.

Then there is the Lounge. These people can be quite reasonable, so long as politics is not at issue. I've got nothing else I'd rather do late at night before I go to bed, so I read and post here, and at DU. More posting there than here, of course, because I like to argue. I don't actually have much that I disagree with here, although sometimes in the Religion forum I see a few things.

Finally, I forgot rule #1 Be civil. I don't consider it toadyism if I treat them with respect as human beings even if I loathe everything they stand for.

But, hey, why are you worried about it, anyway. It's simply a matter of taste.

[hattend]

I watch KOTH reruns every night.

k, think of the episodes with the lawyer for the drug addict at Hank's work and the archeologist digging up Hank's backyard.

Your statement rings true!

BTTT

[cupcakes]

She left the following day, choosing to stay at the Hilton instead. Now when she comes to town she stays at the Hilton and never comes over. My hubby thinks this is for the best & wasn't in the least bit angry with me. I feel sooo much better now…
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From personal experience, it takes a special kind of a$$hole to run off their family into a hotel and for more then a one time thing. It must have been unbearable to be there. I can't believe someone is proud of having run family off all because they sense elation in their voice.

[cupcakes]

I blame them, blame them, blame them! Total idiots! They aren't misguided, they're evil. You are correct. They deserve no sympathy or understanding, and will never get any from me.
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Not hard to imagine what they'd do to us conservatives and/or Christians if given the chance isn't it? I bet this is how Mooselimb countries feel about America(ns) too.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Yeah, those were good episodes. I also like the one where they went camping and ended up in the middle of a hippey festival.

[Rainbow Rising]

These people are something else. I wish I had one of them in front of me so I could re-enact that famous scene in Moonstruck when Cher smacks Nicolas Cage and yells, "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!"

[Roscoe Karns]

That really is sick. It reminded me of the following infamous DU post:

Hope the Bloodshed Continues in Iraq"...

"Well, that should bring the bats out of the attic with fangs dripping. I won't be hypocritcal. It is politically correct, particularly in any Dem discussion to hope and pray and feel for our troops and scream "bring them back now". I'm fighting something bigger.

"I'm a 58 year old broad and I can tell you that what is going on in our country isn't the usual ebb and flow of politics where one party is in power and then another; where the economy goes through ups and downs.......yawn, yawn--just wait a bit and things will turn out peachy keen. That stupid la-la land is over.

I realize that not every GI Joe was 100peeercent behind Prseeedent Booosh going into this war; but I do know that that is what an overwhelming number of them and their famlies screamed in the face of protesters who were trying to protect these kids. Well, there is more than one way to be "dead" for your country. They are not only not accompishing squat in Iraq, they are doing crap nothing for the safety, defense of the US of A over there directly. But "indirectly" they are doing a lot.

The only way to get rid of this slime bag WASP-Mafia, oil barron ridden cartel of a government, this assault on Americans and anything one could laughingly call "a democracy", relies heavily on what a sh*t hole Iraq turns into. They need to die so that we can be free. Soldiers usually did that directly--i.e., fight those invading and harming a country. This time they need to die in defense of a lie from a lying adminstration to show these ignorant, dumb Americans that Bush is incompetent. They need to die so that Americans get rid of this deadly scum. It is obscene, Barbie Bush, how other sons (of much nobler blood) have to die to save us from your Rosemary's Baby spawn and his ungodly cohorts."

[cupcakes]

I got into an argument with my girlfriend over her mom voting for Bush. Something along the lines of, "And you live with that stupid bitch?"
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Bet this woman swears off liberal men forever after. Thank you nutcase liberal "man". One less chance you'll breed!

[GOP_Raider]

You know it's funny....a chick I was dating (left wing extremist) had a case of Foot In Mouth syndrome and said "Republicans don't pay attention to the issues, have you ever noticed that?"

Needless to say that date ended a lot sooner than expected.

[cupcakes]

These people make me want to have an abortion just so I can throw MY OWN PRIVATE fetus right in their faces...
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Aren't they just brilliant(and sick). I'll show you. I'll kill my flesh and blood and throw it in your face just to show you. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!

[snarkytart]

>>$ 200,000 or more Bush 63%, Kerry 35% ( The Rich).<<<

That is funny that a family making 200K or more is condsidered "rich", because usually they go by a family of four in these surveys.
Let me tell you, a family of four with a household income of $200,000 BEFORE taxes is not rich in certain areas of this country.
For example, if you live in the MD or VA suburbs that are close to DC. Hoo Boy.