Rat Problem Girl (Ode to Christine Gregoire sung to Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen) Vanity

Self | 1/14/2004 | Self

[Horatio Gates]

Rat Problem Girl

(Sung to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls")

Chorus-

Are you gonna use fake votes tonight?
Ah, even though it ain’t right.
Rat Problem Girl
You spin that fraud machine around.

Verse-

Chris took all the votes she had
And Rossi beat her bad
But she knew she could beat this misery
Chris got with old Dean Logan
Just a nasty old Rat spokesman
Said call it a tie and don’t concede

Chris appealed across our land
She said count ‘em all by hand
Throw in some dead and felons by the way, hey
That put her on the top
Naughty Logan said, “Time to Stop!”
Got Rat Girl to Olympia on time.

Chorus-

Are you gonna use fake votes tonight?
Ah, even though it ain’t right.
Oh, you took all that you could get
Rat Problem Girl
You spin that fraud machine around.

Verse-

Hey listen here
She thinks she’s got it made
Says she won some great crusade
But she’s lacking some key popularity
Oh but we still get our pleasure
Her fraud leads to our treasure
Rossi’ll get that revote wait and see!

Chorus-

Are you gonna use fake votes tonight?
Ah, even though it ain’t right.
Oh, you took all you could get
Rat Problem Girl
You spin that fraud machine around.

You can’t run and hide
Oh yeah, Rat Problem Girl
Rat Problem Girl
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
All right, arrest her
Rat Problem Girl.

[Horatio Gates]

Thought you might appreciate this

[They'reGone2000]

[Libertina]

BTTT ROTFLOL Shotokan, we just never know what talents might pop out from you at any given moment ;)Cheers! (Hey Rockrr & lleverok, & DaughterofanIwoJimaVet - you have competition ;)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Moi? I'm leaving this one to Chad - there's something up his sleeve. : ) (He's working on it tonight, I think.)

[llevrok]

That was darn cruel posting the huzzie's pic. She should be on Fark.com, getting photoshopped. Hmmm...that's not a bad idea, llevrok.