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DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/14/2005 6:05:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

This DUmmie THREAD was originally posted yesterday so the premise posed in the title, “One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....” is referring to Inauguration Day. It is VERY INTERESTING to read the DUmmie responses and, again, I remind them of the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the grieving DUmmie mournings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, freezing on the inauguration parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:

One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....Let's face it: on Inauguration Day, it's gonna hurt real bad to see the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus steal the Presidency for the second time, and receive the Oath of Office from his co-conspirator William Renquisling, Chief Justice of the United States of America.

[Look at the bright side: William “Renquisling,” due to health problems, will probably be replaced with a younger conservative soon by that “flesh-eating virus.”]

It's going to hurt real bad, because:
1. There were a number of times when we felt: We finally got the bastards, only to be disappointed in the end.

[Correct. You DUmmies thought you had him in September because of that 60 Minutes report about Bush and the Texas Air National Guard. Your gloating soon ended when FREEPER Buckhead quickly exposed the documents CBS used as being forgeries. Then your gloating resumed bigtime on the afternoon of Election Day when you believed the phony election polls. My theory is that Robert Shrum officially killed Kerry’s chances when he addressed the senator as “Mr. President” that day.]

2. There were a number of times when we felt the big gray mass of the American electorate would finally start listening, only to be disappointed in the end.

[And a big part of the reason you lost was the mindset that considers the American electorate to be a “big gray mass.”]

But in one week, we will witness one of the saddest events in this century. And we won't know if it will take a month, a year, or a decade to undo the damage, and take back our country. It's really going to hurt real bad when it happens. Be prepared.

[1-800-BUSH-WON]

To many (including me) this regime is temporary and doesn't have ANY legitimacy.

[I BEEEEELEEEEVE that the Bush Regime will last only until Jan. 21.]

I feel the same way, but Bush will officially be President...I can't imagine we'll be happy.

[Chris Heinz will be wearing a black band around his Perrier bottle in mourning.]

NOT MY PRESIDENT . . .for I live in America where Presidents are elected, not selected, and where the REAL title goes to the one who EARNS it, not CLAIMS it. Some will call him President and he can "officially" be their President, but I will never acknowledge him as my President. I had to do it in 2000 and I swear I will never bow to cheaters, liars, and thieves again.

[As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.]

You can eother obey his dictat or go to jail. Once shrub is sworn in, we will be forced to obey his wishes, and if we don't the full force of the law enforcement will be staring in our face. It is indeed a SAD DAY, Jan 20th.

[Fear the wrath of our Glorious Emperor, the mighty Chimpus Khan!]

Can I take my pillow? Or are you talking the kind of jail that is overseas and south of FL that people do not return from?

[That horrible, horrible place where the prisoners are tortured with air conditioning.]

Forced to obey his wishes? LOL. We'll still have all the same rights we have today (for now, anyway). We can still fight him through all of the means we are using right now. He's not being sworn in as God, as much as he would like to think he is. He does not make the law.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

…but on Jan. 21 who will be the POTUS ?

[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]

I plan a total media black-out that day. Now news, no c-span, no radio ...

[Shut my eyes, cover my ears, and yell, “LA-LA-LA-LA! NOT GOING TO SEE OR HEAR IT!!! LA-LA-LA-LA!”]

Keep pressure on Congress to help the dems have some backbone. Work locally to get voter verified paper ballots with auditing. Frame the debate. Keep digging into the election fraud to build the case for impeachment. Keep exposing all the lies.

[Ah! More of my pet DUmmie ants performing the circular mill routine again.]

Not watching, not listening and not verifying! Not MY President. Karma, karma, karma! Waiting for the MELT-DOWN!!!!

[Eyes closed! Ears covered! LA-LA-LA-LA!!! KARMA-MA-MA-MA!!!]

Remember, NOT ONE DAMN DIME next Thursday. And wear your BLUE PAPERCLIP ...Or ORANGE with your black clothes (will be fun explaining why you are dressing for Halloween in January!)

[Especially when you have a dime clipped with a blue paperclip to your orange and black shirt.]

I'll be hugging my children and delighting in their smiles. I'll be praying for them.

[You will also be delighting in the fact that you won the DUmmie Drama Queen Award of the Week.]

I got hurt in 2000 and haven't stopped hurting since.

[Try Blue Emu.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chrisheinz; du; dummiefunnies; dummies; inaugurationday
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To: AxelPaulsenJr; NEPA

I've been banned twice already - but I'm back and pi&&ing them off again. I would say that two of them have tried to get rid of me in my newest transformation - but I have thus far prevailed.

I just can't get over the complete Kool-Aid addiction.
For example:
Exit Polls = reality
Swifties (all 23{?} of them) lied and Kerry told the truth.
Bill Clinton is God
Freepers are Satan
CBS had to make up stuff to prove Bush is bad because they couldn't find the real proof.


61 posted on 01/14/2005 7:33:48 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr; NEPA

I also found it handy to use the "IGNORE" feature for people who especially pi&& me off. There are some that just get under my skin and if I continue to argue with them... I'd be found out. So, I have to just "IGNORE" them to maintian my secret agent status.


62 posted on 01/14/2005 7:38:20 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PJ-Comix
My theory is that Robert Shrum officially killed Kerry’s chances when he addressed the senator as “Mr. President” that day.

LOL, really, the kiss of death.

63 posted on 01/14/2005 7:45:46 AM PST by agrace ("...now the Big Jihad is begun." - newly elected PA president Abu Mazen to cheering crowds, 1/10)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Your gloating soon ended when FREEPER Buckhead quickly exposed the documents CBS used as being forgeries."

I still see references over in Du about the papers being real. They just closes their eyes to any facts that don't support their position or belief.

64 posted on 01/14/2005 7:47:10 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

The thread that suggested Rove set up Mapes, because she was going to expose the election "fraud" would have been a good candidate for DUmmie funnies...


65 posted on 01/14/2005 7:52:05 AM PST by Guillermo (Tsunami relief: http://compassionservices.com)
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To: Dashing Dasher
It seems to me that it would be nearly impossible not to be found out in dummie land. I know that I would be banned the moment that I asked why they weren't concerned about possible fraud and voter disenfranchisement in Wisconsin.

Specifically are they concerned that the son of a prominent dem and a dem activist from Virgina were arrested on election morning for slashing the tires of 40 vans that the Republicans in Madison had rented to carry their voters to the polls.

66 posted on 01/14/2005 7:52:18 AM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

It takes practice and patience to not get caught....

About the vans, et al. I agree! There was so much nasty crap done by the Dems - and they are complaining because - after ALL their hard work, Bush still WON!

How about all the break-ins at Republican Party HQs around the country? The vandalism done to Bush/Cheney signs and vehicles with bumper stickers?

They cheated, and lost - and now they are complaining!



67 posted on 01/14/2005 7:56:24 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PetroniDE
There is a song done like "Who Let The Dogs Out", but the words are:

Who's in the white house? Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
68 posted on 01/14/2005 8:00:34 AM PST by moonpie57 (Fred Howell McMurray, Jr...The man on my POW bracelet)
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To: HipShot
Change the course of the thread, via subtle subject change, superficial relevance, or personal assault. Almost any bright and shiny object will do it.

It's almost as if 90% of them are ADD. Very short attention span.

69 posted on 01/14/2005 8:01:06 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Dashing Dasher

"They cheated, and lost - and now they are complaining!"

How sweet it is!


70 posted on 01/14/2005 8:37:39 AM PST by Frank L
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
It must really gall the saner ones over there

I've talked to both of them, and yes, they are upset about it.

71 posted on 01/14/2005 8:55:20 AM PST by Uncle Fud
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To: Uncle Fud

LOL


72 posted on 01/14/2005 9:01:13 AM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm really impressed, PJ, that you've trained your Ants to run on a hamster wheel. Do they run in circles one at a time, or do they have to have a group of them running in circles at the same time to make the wheel move? Just curious.


73 posted on 01/14/2005 9:04:18 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Bahbah

Ok thats it. I can't take anymore Special K, skim milk and fruit. Fried in butter, you say?


74 posted on 01/14/2005 9:06:44 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: beckysueb
Fried in butter, you say?

LOL, yes. Fresh, right from the dairy farm, sizzling, sweet golden butter. Am I being helpful here?

75 posted on 01/14/2005 9:10:23 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

I can't even register. I get a message saying to register a different email address than yahoo and when I do, they won't accept my username or password or something. I never have been able to register and have been trying for a year now.


76 posted on 01/14/2005 9:11:08 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: cgbg

LOL. I have a relative in NM. She has had to deal with govt entities there (which she calls the "good ole boys). She can't stand Richardson, says he's a control freak and generally crooked. Also that the NM counting took so long because they were busy trying to stuff the boxes enough to carry the state for sKerry. This from a lifelong Democrat (who hasn't voted for one of them in years and years).


77 posted on 01/14/2005 9:11:34 AM PST by Annie03
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To: HipShot

So did I. What else could the poster have meant?


78 posted on 01/14/2005 9:17:17 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: rockrr

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #561.


79 posted on 01/14/2005 9:19:08 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

She/He/IT posts like the drinking started in 2000 and hasn't stopped since....


80 posted on 01/14/2005 9:19:28 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Memo to John F. Kerry - We don't send losers to rebuild Iraq)
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