DUmmie FUnnies 01-14-05 ("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

To you out there, this might look like just another edition of the DUmmie Funnies but to me this edition is bait to be placed on my hook as I go deep sea fishing for literary agents and book publishers. Did you book reps laugh a lot while reading this? The good news is that if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can get in on the ground floor of a DUmmie FUnnies book simply by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

Even though a DUmmie Funnies book (with CD-ROM insert full of related comix stories) would probably cost you in the neighborhood of $30, you can enjoy the DUmmie FUnnies for FREE right now by simply asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedumb2003]

Thanks for doing this and for the tag, pj.

[freedumb2003]

Hey, I really was 1st this time -- and I am Los Angeles today (I am usually in Texas)!

[freedumb2003]

Remember, NOT ONE DAMN DIME next Thursday. And wear your BLUE PAPERCLIP ...Or ORANGE with your black clothes (will be fun explaining why you are dressing for Halloween in January!)

If I see anyone with either of these accoutrements it will be almost impossible not to burst into derisive laughter.

[PJ-Comix]

Hey, I really was 1st this time -- and I am Los Angeles today (I am usually in Texas)!

Los Angeles? A trip over to the Pantry Cafe at the corner of 9th and Figueroa will yield up the BEST breakfast you ever had.

[freedumb2003]

I am in the San Fernando Valley -- but for a while a few years ago, I was doing work at 7th and Fig and we used to go to the Pantry on occassion.

Pretty good and HUGH portions. Old Mayor Riordan knows how to run a resaurant.

[NeoCaveman]

("One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....")

This is truely going to be schadenfreudelicious.

[speed_addiction]

[PJ-Comix]

Another great spot, but for lunch, is Felipe's near Union Station. It is the home of the ORIGINAL French Dip sandwich. BTW, that French Dip sandwich was discovered by accident. Many years ago, an L.A. cop ordered a beef sandwich. The counter guy was handing it over to the cop when it accidentally fell into a vat of the beef juice. The counter guy offered to make the cop a new sandwich but the cop decided to take it as it was dripping with that juice. The cop liked it so much that the next day he showed up with a bunch of fellow cops who wanted to try that new sandwich soaked in meat juice. Thus was born the French Dip sandwich.

[Bahbah]

Ya'll are making me hungry. No problem, though, since we have a "flesh eating virus" for President. I can eat as much as I want.

[eyespysomething]

mmm, meat dipped in meat juice, mmmmmm....


Oh wait, this DU FU!

I may drive to Atlanta to see if I can find any orange black and blue paperclip wearing losers to point and laugh at.

[PJ-Comix]

Another great traditional L.A. eatery is Tommy's Burgers. They make absolutely the BEST Chili Burgers in the Universe.

[speed_addiction]

"Ya'll are making me hungry. No problem, though, since we have a "flesh eating virus" for President. I can eat as much as I want."


Once the epedimic starts in earnest, the fat ones are going to be the last to die. Most of the female members of DU will probably out live us all!

[killjoy]

[KidGlock]

[Ditter]

I don't know about the book reps laughing but I chortled all they way thru. I never knew I was so evil and delighted in the misery of others, I don't normally but these are dummies.

[peacebaby]

Yeah, well....we feel your pain. Now, can we get on with life, ya think?

[PetroniDE]

One Week From Today (actually Yesterday),

WHOA !! I FEEL GOOD !! DA DA DA DA DA DA ....

OK -- EVERYONE, START CHANTING...
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!

[eyespysomething]

34. no, it should feel damn good

because of the efforts here and other internet communites, a shadow of doubt has officially been cast on his 'selection'. Maybe the rest of the country is still not aware, but that negative energy is there and it is because of the people here. I think we should be proud, at least for that, on inauguration day.

So there's a shadow of doubt, but only the DUmmies are aware of it? And they are proud of their negativity? Do these people get out in the sunlight at all?