DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("Message from Chris Heinz")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2005 | DUmmies, Chris Heinz, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Since I am posting this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies so late and since this is an interesting subject, there won't be an AM DUFU edition tomorrow so as not to divert attention from this edition. However, I don't want to divert attention from the fact that I am still aiming at getting the DUmmie FUnnies published as a book so if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can contact me at: PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Mike Fieschko]

“My God! It's full of stars!”

Tomorrow, Jan 12, is the anniversary of HAL becoming operational.

[Chummy]

"...I agree with the assessment that [the decision on who to lead the DNC] is the most important that Dems will make over the next two years...."

Gee, never mind actually doing something for the American people, you cranks.

[doug from upland]

The war in Iraq is a particularly pointed issue here (it is for me, too), as is a woman's right to choose. ==============================================

Too bad his mommy didn't take advantage of her choice.

[Chummy]

"Simon Rosenberg: '...and I helped create Clintonism.'..."


Pursuing interns in the White House nooks and crannies? That took creating?

[Flux Capacitor]

Accept no substitutes.

-Dan

[westmichman]

We had a suspicious looking guy who no one knew hanging around our pubbie headquarters before the election who called himself Stan Rosenberg. He said he made his money in movies. Suppose there is a connection?

[Jaded]

How do we know that it's really Chris Heinz? It could be anyone. Heck, I could be the pope for all you know.

The DNC is decaying from inside. I think Dean would be the best choice.

[Purrcival]

Awwww, what a letdown! I was expecting the new, exciting news that Andy Stephenson was going to have about their new, exciting election fraud lawsuit (promised for later this evening). Well, it is now 11:17 PM ET, and we have...

(crickets chirping)

So we'll settle for the ketchup heir. ;-)

[littleleaguemom]

Anyone see this ridiculous thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1485573&mesg_id=1485573
Kerry has betrayed them by going to a Christmas party given by his Idaho neighbors, who happen to be the Governor and First Lady of California. As if he should be like DU'ers and become rude and friendless and keep his wife home, too.

[piasa]

1) My endorsement is not a signal from John Kerry, my stepfather, who I think has very responsibly removed himself from influencing the process.

Last I heard John Kerry removed himself all the way to SYRIA to meet with yet another "foreign leader."

[Southack]

It's not just Heinz who is pathetic; most of the inner circle elite Democratic Party has great difficulty with the new interactive media of the Internet and talk radio.

They are almost all wired for one way newspaper and TV rants, not live discussion.

I especially love how they use their old codewords (e.g. "progressive" and "enact change") when they haven't proposed anything *new* (e.g. pro-choice, pro-gay, pro-environment, pro-UN, nationalizing healthcare, etc.) in more than 30 years.

But failing to explain *why* Dean is "bad" and Rosenberg is "good" exposes little Chrissy as ill-prepared for even the nearly illiterate DUmmies, and that's saying something!

[Flux Capacitor]

----Does Howard Dean get no credit at all for the grass roots energy he's brought back to this party?----

"VOTE FOR ME OR THE KITTEN DIES!!!!"

[snarkytart]

Chris Heinz..sheesh.
What a loser.
Why would he post on the DUmpster?
They are a bunch a idiotic slackers.

Oh Well, I guess he fits right in!

[Purrcival]

Hey PETA! What do you think of Howard Dean now?

:D

[freedumb2003]

Heck, I could be the pope for all you know.

I am watching "Family Guy" right now, so you can imagine the imagery (forgive the redundancy) going through my brain.

[weegee]

Does anyone have a count how many times Chris Heinz was ZOTted while trolling for his fairy stepfather on FR?

[weegee]

It's the whole "Christmas" thing that cheesed them off. That Republicans would be there was a given.

[weegee]

The agenda was set in Mao's little red book a long time ago, they're just trying to find the right salesman to pitch it to America.