DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-05 ("What are your plans for Inauguration Day?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

So what are the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day? Many of them will be calling the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. But what of the others? As we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “What are your plans for Inauguration Day?” some of them play to lie in bed all day and cry but others are planning ILLEGAL activities such as tossing eggs and bananas at the President or at Freepers (which the DUmmies call anyone who is a Bush supporter). Fortunately, I happen to know that the DUmmie FUnnies are read by many government officials so the DUmmies have inadvertently alerted the law enforcement agencies as to their illegal activities. Here is how the drill is going to go: DUmmies will enter D.C. on Inauguaration Day carrying eggs, bananas, and other potential missiles. Then they will be STOPPED by law enforcement officers and such objects will be REMOVED from them. Then they will slink back to DUmmieland crybabying about how they were “harassed” by the Fascist Regime. So let us now read of the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day. The DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shivering on the outdoor Inauguration Parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:

What are your plans for Inauguration Day? I'll be in DC...video cameras at the ready...eggs/bananas at the ready...ready for some freeper joisting...

[Don’t be surprised if your face “accidentally” slams against a Freeper Fist when you try to egg him.]

Throw an egg for me. It's my birthday, I'll be avoiding anything to do with it.

[You will also avoid having your face “accidentally” slamming against a Freeper Fist.

I'll have an egg or banana with your best birthday wishes

[And you will be wiping a lot of birthday cake icing off your face after it makes contact with a Freeper Fist the moment you toss that bannana or egg.]

Wake at 7.... turn off alarm. Realize what day it is. Cry. Put covers over head. Cry. Lie in bed all day. Cry.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

protesting, wearing orange, in my hometown cant afford DC but can afford to take the day off and go protest in Seattle. I'll wear orange and am still thinking of what to put on my sign.

[How about: “Still Visualizing My Own Reality”?]

What are the eggs for? If your implying that you might try to egg Bush, tell the SS I said hi. I am sure you will have plenty of time to talk to them.

[And then self-righteously post in DUmmieland about how the “Fascist Regime” harassed you.]

I've egged Bush's bus this summer, so I'm pretty familiar with the drill. It's a fast, quick motion. The eggs stay in your pocket until the last possible moment. Very exhilarating!

[Yes. You’ll find your visit to the D.C. jail to be “very exhilarating” DUmmie zulchzulu.]

I would have a good lawyer on call and retainer. You will be dropped like a sack of potatoes and whisked away before the egg hits the ground.

[And if the eggs hit a Freeper, Dummie zulchzulu will definitely hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.]

Boil one of those eggs before you throw it. I'll be in the rainforests of Costa Rica.

[Unfortunately for you, DUmmie tk2kewl, the only forest you will be in will be as part of a prison road crew wearing your beloved orange.]

For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY. Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours. Boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter). For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. Not one dime on pay per view, stamps, don't put mail in your mailbox, nothing. The object is simple. Don't spend, Don't work, Don't participate in the economy.

[I see you’re visualizing your own reality again.]

Is there going to be any kind of protest in the San Fran area?

[Yes. Lying in front of onrushing Cable Cars.]

Puke, puke, and puke some more.

[Try not to stain your orange diaper.]

I will wear black. I will wear a black armband, and put black flags up in my yard.

[Have you no fashion sense? The official “vote fraud” protest colors are orange and black…the Halloween colors.]

[angkor]

I see they are actually planning to commit Assault and possibly Battery as well.

Kristinn mentioned this when he was on C-SPAN in December.

[mware]

I am going to be loving it. I teach in a public school and I already have it in my lesson plans to watch the Inaugural with my students at school.

[SCALEMAN]

"Andy Stephenson"

Andy is Bush_God_n_Cheney. He is the one who has been hacking into an Ohio BOE computer today. There is an extremely long thread relative to it.

[gidget7]

??Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours. Boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter). For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. ???

You hear that fellow freepers? Finally a day we can all shop anywhere, buying anything we need or want, without being revolted or harassed by these leftie nuts!! I for one, will deprive myself (minimally of course) and wait until THAT day to shop! Wow finally a reprieve!!!

I went to the grocery store today, and left feeling physically sick to my stomach, after witnessing the public displays of the homosexual sector in the isles. It was nauseating to say the lest. Should be outlawed!!

[JLO]

Darn - missed seeing it!! Thread has been pulled.

[NonLinear]

No, Andy Stephenson is the former "God Bush n Cheney" (or something similar - he appeared in a photo on FR a couple of days ago).

He's been hacking around one of the Ohio BOE computers and has discovered that it uses Windows, is currently connected to a cable modem, has Citrix sofware for remote manangement capability, and has error logs on the hard disk. This adds up to a major conspiracy over there.

The entire DU seems to have gone wild over these amazing discoveries and are all connecting the dots, or pixels, or something. At one point they wanted him to install PC Anywhere on the BOE computer to allow them (ALL !!??) to look at the hard drive themselves, Somebody suggested that this would be a terrible idea (Lousy Freeper Troll, no doubt) since it would compromise the "evidence" they think they've found.

A link appeared on the AM DUFU this morning. I thought a thread may be posted on FR to follow the course of this "Investigation". I may start one if it hasn't occured yet, and if the initial euphoria holds up over there. Everyone who knows how to find MSDN is an "expert" from what I saw earlier.

[Flux Capacitor]

----Here's a thread calling for Michael Moore to help them with a national electrical blackout....too too funny----

I don't see what he's got to lose, since he outsources his website to Canada anyway. :)

-Dan

[KJC1]

I don't know how to do screen shots, but hopefully one or more FReepers can save one in case that thread disappears.

[KJC1]

Here's the pic of Andy Stephenson:

[NonLinear]

Hey! Nice job finding the pic!

Here's the link to the DU thread:

Computer Thread Link

URL: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x275726

[KJC1]

Is there a way to capture/cache/whatever, though? If this turns into something, that thread will vanish into the ether.

[NRA1995]

Someone copied it verbatim....see post # 95 if you want to read it

[telldatruth41s]

so let me get this straight,orange is the official color of protest and not of hunting,ok, got to keep that straight

[MichiganConservative]

I'm sure this moron knows what he's doing is illegal, regardless of the patches applied to the system. Unless, of course, HE's the election official that screwed up and didn't get enough machines and he already had access to the system. But, more likely, he's making stuff up.

[granite]

My wife will not allow me to shop for that reason. She is afraid I will be arrested for a hate crime.

[granite]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PULLED!

DUmmies ask Mike Moore to conspire to fry electrical grid:

Dear Mike,

Thank you for all you have done to shine a light on the greed, fascism and hipocracy we have been suffering through in this country for too many years. I am an admirer of your body of work and I pray that you and the millions of us who agree with you can prevail against seemingly insurmountable odds.

I am writing specifically to suggest a means of protest that we all can participate in on Jan. 20. I propose we organize a simple blackout in which at 9:00 pm eastern standard time we collectively turn the power off in our homes and offices for a two minute span. At 9:02 pm when we all power up agaqin this will create a surge on the power grid which should have a significant effect if enough participate. This is a symbolic means to say that people are paying attention and we have been in the dark (media blackout re: election fraud, illegal war, etc.) but we are aware and we are going to shine a "light" on this administration.

If you think this idea has merit please disseminate it for maximum effect. Thank's again for all you've done.

[NonLinear]

I'll pull it down after work. I can't save it to this computer (well, I can, but it's best to pull it down to mine, and not the company's).

I'm pretty sure it will last that long.

[Purrcival]

Eggs? They forgot the toilet paper - also appropriate for the orange-and-black motif.

[537cant be wrong]

let your hair down and cry.


ooh PJ a great johnny ray song.
perfect for the mother poster BIT*H from1/6

[537cant be wrong]

i think the original orange was from the ukraine election protest and the loser DUmmies visualize a massive street protest just like the ukraines. the only diff is that the ukrainians actually had a justifiable reason to protest.