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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2005 5:24:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It is interesting to read the Dummie reaction to the release of the CBS Memogate report and the firing of 4 news employees on this THREAD titled, “CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story.” If you remember, the DUmmies swallowed that original 60 Minutes story hook, line, and sinker. They were gloating over the damage the CBS Texas Air National story did to Bush. But even as they were gloating, Freeper Buckhead had already cast aspersions upon the authenticity of the letter CBS used to support their assertion that Bush got special treatment in the National Guard. Within days, the DUmmie gloating turned to ashes in their mouths as it turned out the letter was fraudulent. One strange aftereffect of this affair is that many DUmmies wanted to become leftwing versions of Buckhead as can be noted in their wild theories to explain away many things, such as why Bush won the election. However, let us now observe the DUmmie reaction to the release of the Memogate report. As usual the DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Most people here on DU will see it as a reiteration...of the shrub's spoiled childhood, but I guarantee that the talking heads and right-wing radio will focus on....."The panel said a “myopic zeal” to be the first news organization to broadcast".... and use that as "proof" of left-wing media bias.

[Actually the panel went pretty soft on the bias issue. Does anybody, except INSANE DUmmies, actually think this wasn’t a case of bias against Bush on the part of CBS and Dan Rather?]

Why are Dem media persona held to higher standards than Republicans?

[Thanx for the admission that Dan Rather, Mary Mapes, & CBS personnel are DEMOCRATS.]

Because they are purging Dems from big media.

[And thank you for seconding the admission.]

If you read the debates in DU at the time CBS aired the piece you will find that there were quite a few DUers that did not believe the documents were authentic and that took offense to Dan Rather's stonewalling when questions were raised in the MSM about the same documents.

[Dummie Moderator IndianaGreen here trying to rewrite history. Very LITTLE questioning of the authenticity of documents in DUmmieland when the initial doubts began. When later it was almost impossible to deny the fact that the TANG letter was a forgery, the DUmmies blamed Karl Rove for being behind it.]

There has been no evidence whatsoever that proves that these documents are false regardless of what Howie Kurtz and the rest of the major propagandists tell you.

[And this DUmmie gives lie to IndianaGreen’s assertion that there was much doubt cast upon the authenticity of those documents in DUmmieland. The fact is that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many or perhaps most DUmmies STILL believe they were authentic.]

AFTER the report aired, and the freepers "discovered" that the memos were phony (it was clear they were tipped off by someone in the Rove network) -- only THEN did Mary Mapes decide it would be a good idea to call Burkett's alleged source. The alleged source told that he knew nothing about the memos.

[Yes it was all part of a vast Rovian network that tipped off the freepers about the phony memos.]

The memos were never determined to be phony. What was determined was that they had been copied so many times over that it was impossible to determine they were authentic. By extension, it was also impossible to determine they were phony.

[Plus there was the matter of the justified right margin and the th superscript that an ordinary typewriter of the early 70s would have been able to reproduce. But let us not let the facts stand in the way that it was only a matter of being copied so many times that the authenticity could not have been verified.]

The focus should be on the content, not on the pieces of paper themselves.

[The TANG story MUST be true even if the facts don’t support it.]

And the sad fact of the matter is that there is damned good evidence that bush* DID NOT fulfill his Guard obligation, not to mention being AWOL (which, by ALL definitions he was) or his disobeying a DIRECT ORDER to have his physical so he could maintain his flight status. It seems the whole mess is now a non-story. But keep in mind that the documents have NEVER been proved to be a forgery. NEVER!!

[I can just picture this DUmmie getting wasted at a bar with Dan Rather and they are both screaming together: “The documents have NEVER been proved to be a forgery. NEVER!!”]

Rather and Guiliani should charter the "We Got Roved" Club

[A Perfect Rovian Storm.]

CBS's mishandling of this news story effectively neutralized the issue of Bush's missing service in the TANG. It was almost as if CBS's source had been an agent of the GOP, and CBS took the bait (along with many other people).

[And judging from all the gloating in DUmmieland right after the TANG story aired, most of you DUmmies took the bait too.]

The documents gave easy cover to the Republicans during the campaign, and that pisses me off.

[My condolences on the fact that the TANG story backfired on you.]

Rather and Mapes were after Bush for five years. Bush knew this, Rove knew this and they played Rather like a fool. Whether the story was planted by Rove or not, Mapes should have taken the time to decipher the story before presenting it to Rather for broadcast. The story they should have run should not have been about Bush's TANG service. It should have been about passing off documents to CBS.

[Right. Karl Rove dressed up like Lucy Ramirez and passed the fake documents off to a drunken Burkett in a Kinko’s parking lot.]

When this broke, I kinda felt this way too. I mean, it was just too perfect for Bush, it made him out to be the victim! We still don't know WHERE those documents came from. It looks like we never may know, but it SURE was too convenient for Bush, wasn't it...

[Let me get this straight. The documents are authentic but if they are fake it was because it was a Rovian operation to sting CBS.]

Where is the report on Ohio?

[On the bottom of Karl Rove’s bird cage.]

Back when this thing broke out, I remember thinking how this was so perfect for Bush. It worked in his favor, and most of my not-too-political friends (most democrats) thought that this DID prove that CBS was biased. I can imagine that this probably converted a few more votes to Bush from those idiot "undecideds".

[Just enough votes to give the election to Bush. The vast Rovian plot worked PERFECTLY.]

The real story here is Bush missing his physical. Why? He had been doing community service in Houston on a coke possession charge. He would have failed the drug test. Helen Thomas tried to get information on this at a WH press conference but was rudely ignored. Rove wanted to divert all guard duty issues to Bush's service only

[And I have an early 70s letter here with a right justified margin and superscript th to verify this story.]

the republicans own the media in all shapes and forms...there is no getting the truth out.....its hidden...except when the Democrats are in the wrong and everything is blown out of context........

[Apparently your meds have already kicked in.]

Is there a good blog that tells our side of the story?

[www.AlternateReality.com]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cbs; danrather; dummies; marymapes
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To: Laurita
I've always wanted to learn to ride, but I've always been afraid. Maybe since I've been doing a lot of things that scare me lately, I'll give it a go. Keeping in mind that it isn't "if" I wipe out, but "when."

I don't jump out of airplanes for a living anymore, so my bike is the only rush I have anymore.

101 posted on 01/10/2005 7:22:07 PM PST by speed_addiction (<img src='http:/Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: Laurita

Yes it is more a social club. Much like a chatroom, as far as "environments" online.


102 posted on 01/10/2005 7:23:03 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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To: beckysueb
I still think there is something fishy about Kephra's "death".

It was odd that his Mother posted using his handle unless he might have still been logged onto DU. I read he had been an alcoholic but had quit after finding DU and was only 37.

103 posted on 01/10/2005 7:24:13 PM PST by DJ MacWoW ("Don't give me any of your 6th grade Michael Moore logic" Sec'y Defense Heller on 24)
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To: EllaMinnow

I hadn't seen her I guess... but I do remember one guy posting political commentary and trying to get dummie advice for his baby who was running a high fever.

I'm not completely buying it either. The way the news was given, just flat out "he's dead" to her signature, "Kephra's Mom" doesn't look right. My skepticism may be because my wife had an online friend (Sim's site stuff) who faked her death.


104 posted on 01/10/2005 7:24:21 PM PST by kenth (Tagline not fit for human consumption.)
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To: speed_addiction

My brother can't believe I'm a "leg" I think I'm more the kind of person who avoids "rushes" as much as possible. They come to me on their own anyway, I don't have to go looking for a rush. Got to go, lunchtime.


105 posted on 01/10/2005 7:26:39 PM PST by Laurita (It might be bad, but at least no one is shooting at us!)
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To: gidget7

True, true. The thing about chatrooms is that you can be anything you want and believe anything you want, without requiring a shred of proof. See you later, time for lunch.


106 posted on 01/10/2005 7:27:47 PM PST by Laurita (It might be bad, but at least no one is shooting at us!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Why are Dem media persona"

could also be Why are them media personae...

107 posted on 01/10/2005 7:27:56 PM PST by TheGeezer
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To: Laurita

Nice to see you here, enjoy lunch! Wow lunch? It's 10:30 pm here lol


108 posted on 01/10/2005 7:29:06 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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To: kenth

My skepticism may be because my wife had an online friend (Sim's site stuff) who faked her death.

We had a faked car accident. Several other faked emergencies.

Need a break from the keyboard. Hope if he died, he rests in peace! Later......


109 posted on 01/10/2005 7:31:21 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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To: gidget7

Agreed. How can a mother postthis on the web few hours after her son death and in such a cold way. What type of mother is that?


110 posted on 01/10/2005 7:43:30 PM PST by jveritas
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To: Roscoe Karns
Does Art Bell have a blog?

ROTFLMAO!! That was a fastball that no one else noticed!!!!

I'll be laughing about that one all night.

111 posted on 01/10/2005 7:43:41 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: G32

I followed one of the threads and saw that one of the posters is a FReeper! I don't want to "out" him/her but read the posts and you will see it clearly.

Too bad about Khephra -- I am sure God will forgive him and will accept him into His loving arms.


112 posted on 01/10/2005 7:47:08 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: TheBigB; PJ-Comix

I am the Great and Powerful ROVE!
I see all! I know all! I control all!
Fools! DUmmies! Do you not know you cannot stop
A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


113 posted on 01/10/2005 7:50:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Kneel before the ROVE!)
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To: dubyaismypresident; hattend; CzarNicky; Flux Capacitor; shezza; jellybean; TheBigB; PJ-Comix

"Dem media persona, listen to me! You will obey me!
I am planting a story into your brain. You will run it.
You will then await further orders. That is all."

114 posted on 01/10/2005 8:01:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Kneel before the ROVE!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Gosh I can't believe DU actually permits their images to be linked on FreeRepublic. LOL!


115 posted on 01/10/2005 8:01:45 PM PST by Nataku X (There are no converts in Islam... only hostages.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Not funny ha-ha, but sad funny.

No, it's haha funny.

116 posted on 01/10/2005 8:02:34 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: G32

"Momma Khephra"?


117 posted on 01/10/2005 8:02:46 PM PST by Nataku X (There are no converts in Islam... only hostages.)
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To: Dallas59

I shouldn't laugh but that was funny.


118 posted on 01/10/2005 8:06:07 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ah Rove Rovian Roved Roved Rove Rovian Rove Rove. And Roved Roving Rove Rove Rovian Rove Roved.

PS : Rove Rover Rove Rovian Roving Rove Rover.

Spreken se Rove :-)

"The DUmmies sitting in a corner rocking"

119 posted on 01/10/2005 8:07:29 PM PST by Deetes
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To: A Jovial Cad
Wow! That's a lot of posts even given four years to do it in. He must have spent all of his free time at DU.

From what I've read, he was disabled and somewhere in his mid 30's.

120 posted on 01/10/2005 8:07:41 PM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards Fan)
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