DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("Many Americans [DUmmies] refuse to concede 'stolen election'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I was thinking of getting a radio talk show host to write the forward of the DUmmie FUnnies book but Mark Steyn would be terrific as well. And speaking of the DUmmie FUnnies book, all you literary agents and book publishers can overwhelm me with lucrative offers by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Belief in visualization seems to have not worked retroactively...all their visualization couldn't create the evidence they wanted...so much for new age hexing of elections after the fact...

[CzarNicky]

I sincerely hope the DUmmies continue looking for the vote fraud chimera and completely overlook doing anything that might bring them electoral success.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard PINGEE #548.

[freedumb2003]

First!

[rdb3]

For all of this fraud talk, they never mention what's happening in the state of Washington.

Guess it's only fraud if they don't get their way.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #549.

[exnavychick]

These guys are just pathetic. For awhile, I felt sorry for them, but now they are making me a tiny bit angry. They are reveling in their delusions, and it's pretty juvenile. I guess they see themselves as rebels born in the wrong decade. They want to protest anything, even if it doesn't exist!

Like the lady in the picture I've seen lately, bawling her eyes out over the failed challenge...geesh. Get a grip, ma'am!!

[Caipirabob]

These people are nuts. I hope the secret service is monitoring them now through the inauguration. I truly fear for our leaders. Prayers for their safety.

Reading this series is like reading a politcal parody site, except then you step back and think "These people are real..."

*shiver*

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Fraud is what happens when they don't win. If they don't win, it must be stolen...

[SirLurkedalot]

I'm still trying to figure out how they access a computer from the re-education camps they're were supposed to be in.

[maggief]

[MKM1960]

I swear if they don't stop whining that is going to look like more of an option to the adults. It does to me. This is having the effect of fingernail scratching on an an a chalkboard 24/7.

[SCALEMAN]

While a two-hour debate raged on the floors of the U.S. House and Senate

I don't think 'raged' is the proper description here. Whimpered is more fitting.

[Solamente]

I was wondering why you didn't insert any Max Cady laughs, but then surmised that you use it sparingly.

[SirLurkedalot]

I'm getting a twitch too.

[speed_addiction]

[NEPA]

I can't believe how easily duped the DUmmies are. There is no evidence Bush stole the election. Yes there were some problems but the problems were caught and remedied. They base their belief on exit polls and wild conspiracy theories.

The old truism that democrats/liberals are guilty of whatever they are accusing republicans/conservatives of is personified in these accusations of election theft. But they have reached a point where they don't simply accuse republicans to divert attention away from their own malfeasance, they actually believe their own lies.

On one level it's very funny.

But on another level I'm afraid they could be dangerous. People this worked up over a perceived injustice might do something radical. Even the leadership of their own party wants nothing to do with these nut jobs. The few votes they got on Jan 6 were from the dumbest people in Congress who are elected by an even dumber constituency and are therefore immune to backlash.

I'm hoping the republicans use this opportunity to enact real election reform. Part of the reason for lack of support among the vast majority of dems in DC is probably because election reform is exactly what they don't want.

In the meantime it's fun to mock them. It's even more fun to become an undercover DUmmy and egg them on.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Great stuff, PJ. BTTT!