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DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-04 ("How have you handled the past two months on a personal level?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/30/2004 5:22:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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Comment #121 Removed by Moderator

To: PJ-Comix
Why are our leaders so ineffective?

Because your "leaders" are nothing less than socialist/communists in a Capitalist Society, Numbskull.

Socialism was tried in this nationn many years ago. It didn't work then, it won't work now.

A FREE U.S.A. is what made this nation great --- IF we can keep it free!

122 posted on 12/31/2004 3:54:44 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: Repub4bush
The Dummie "argument" on exit polls, for those who haven't been paying close attention to the loony bin over the last seven weeks, is the following (as presented in the Arneback lawsuit):

(1) Exit polls are perfect to within less than one percentage point.

(2) People never lie to exit polls.

(3) The registration information which determines who to interview in exit polls is an accurate reflection of who voted on election day.

(4) Third world countries use exit polls to determine whether there was voting fraud.

Brilliant, eh?

I would hope the average sixth grade student could rebut this steaming pile of..... :-)
124 posted on 12/31/2004 4:29:01 AM PST by cgbg (A new song for the Dummies--Brain Dead in O-hi-o.)
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To: Straight Vermonter
"It must be hard being a liberal. Having the occupant of the Whitehouse determine your happiness must really be a drag."

Having the loser determine your happiness must really be a drag.

The 'all-about-me' self-centeredness of these people just blows me away...

125 posted on 12/31/2004 4:52:31 AM PST by pigsmith
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To: PJ-Comix

Here's a lovely new posting to this thread that I Just spotted.....

"My husband likes to point out how many hours I spend surfing DU or listening to AAR since 11/3. I've abandoned alot of my other interests. Some days I feel as though I'm just holding on for some shred of hope for our country.

I was stopped at a red traffic light on my way home from work today, waiting behind a big, shiny Escalade plastered with "Bush/Cheney," "W04" and "One Man/One Woman" bumper stickers. The biggest and most obnoxious of these graphic eyesores read, "I'm PROUD that BUSH is our President." I wanted to ram my car right up the driver's ass, get out and call her an ignorant, arrogant, self-blindfolded follower of the biggest failure of a President this country has seen in my lifetime (along with a few other choice words I can't print here). I didn't, of course, but the point is that what I would have laughed off two months ago now makes me want to shake the living sh** out of the perpetrators."

How apropos that the stickers were on an Escalade....prolly jacked this precious thing's BP up 12 notches at least.....


126 posted on 12/31/2004 4:54:00 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: valuesvaluesvalues

"I wonder what kind of weapons a PINK MILITIA would use?? Spitballs?"

The Attack Of The Pink Peeps!!!!!!


127 posted on 12/31/2004 4:55:41 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix

Good work again PJ, have fun with the Latinas, youve earned it buddy.


128 posted on 12/31/2004 5:41:21 AM PST by PubliusEXMachina (Ashely's Story)
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To: valuesvaluesvalues
How cynical. Hillary wanted what was best for her party. How dare you accuse her of....

Nah, I'm not buying it either.

129 posted on 12/31/2004 5:50:16 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Mobius Consistency Strip: I was for George W. Bush before I was for him.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hee! This is the first DUmmie I have read all the way through. This is so stupid. Don't these people know Kerry is relaxing in a mansion somewhere and doesn't give a rip about them? Talk about a waste of energy. But I'm glad they stood in the slush outside Kerry's empty house. I've been chortling about that ever since I saw the picture. That is a classic.
130 posted on 12/31/2004 5:55:51 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: PJ-Comix

Man, this is great. I REVEL in your suffering, DUmbasses.

-Dan

131 posted on 12/31/2004 6:03:11 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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To: hattend
Okay, I'll bite...why is a hot mama like that an ex-wife? Was she a psycho, Lorena Bobbitt wannabe?

She was very unfaithful. Had numerous affairs and in the ebd, she and her lover paid to have me killed. Her hitman wound up getting shot in the chest and neck by me, using HER Taurus 9mm, ironically.
132 posted on 12/31/2004 6:11:53 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: Straight Vermonter

----It must be hard being a liberal. Having the occupant of the Whitehouse determine your happiness must really be a drag.----

Man, no kidding. The happiest, most productive years of my life were during the Clinton Administration. I hated the bastard, but the knowledge that he was president in no sapped my will to life, as seems to be the case with these sad little freaks. I was certainly not happy on that November night in 1996 when he was re-elected, but I just figured "well, we'll see you bastards in four years" and got on with my business.

It never even occurred to me to curl up into a little ball and starve myself for the rest of the year, or to get out of my car and scream at people with "Clinton/Gore" stickers on their VW's.

I love following politics. But there's a fine line beyond which it takes over your life and dictates your day-to-day mood. The difference between Freepers and DUmbasses is that we're tethered enough to reality to recognize what's important.

As for these other losers.... well, let's be grateful that their crushing depression won't let them leave the house and potentially hurt anybody, and that they have the combined mental capacity of an ashtray.

-Dan

133 posted on 12/31/2004 6:22:17 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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To: Boomer Geezer
they'll be suffering from Post Inaugural Stress Syndrome Every Day! [I just added the "every day" ... I think it fits in nicely :) ]

I *love* it! Thank you for making my morning. :-)

134 posted on 12/31/2004 6:24:52 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

There's one sane person on the thread who is pointing out to the wingnuts that a Democrat pollster on mysterypollster.com has completely debunked the notion that the exit polls are more accurate than the vote. All the DUmmies are attacking this person as a freeper and claiming that the Democrat pollster is a freeper plant. It's priceless.


135 posted on 12/31/2004 6:26:34 AM PST by slane
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To: PJ-Comix

This was HILARIOUS! Yesterday while driving to work I saw a woman driving a car with a handmade sign in back window that said 'Bush Means 4 More Years of Hell'. I laughed and wondered to myself if she was a DUmmie!


136 posted on 12/31/2004 6:45:19 AM PST by usmom
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To: PJ-Comix

Good lord.

Pathetic losers, each and every one.

They almost make me want to cry........ (Not)

BBWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHAAAAAAAAAAA HHaaaaaaaaaaaaa


137 posted on 12/31/2004 6:51:23 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: usmom
...a handmade sign in back window that said 'Bush Means 4 More Years of Hell'. I laughed and wondered to myself if she was a DUmmie!

It's 50/50 that it was a DUmmie -
Dummies have Computers, and therefore maybe, possibly a printer (and drugs) and would have made a really cool sign with paisley and peace signs and smiley faces and pictures of Che on it.

Handmade signs are ... well, still hilarious!

;-)

Suicide Hotline... 1-800-BUSH-WON

138 posted on 12/31/2004 7:24:07 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PJ-Comix
live in Southern California. People in the red states hate us. They've got political power, thanks to the effing Electoral College.

That's all anyone needs to know about the 'rats. Period.

139 posted on 12/31/2004 7:41:17 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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To: Repub4bush

A friend and I saw a bumper sticker teh other day that said "Like Father, like son. One Term!"

We thought about finding a little "... or not!" sticker to put under it, but we didn't find one... ;0)


140 posted on 12/31/2004 7:50:10 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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