DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Dashing Dasher]

Suicide Hotline, Could you hold please....

They are sinking deeper and deeper into ... insanity.

[SirLurkedalot]

I'm predicting some mass suicides come January. Did I say "predict". I meant "hoping for".

[KidGlock]

something big, VERY BIG is in the works. stay tuned. There will be some very credible data soon. I will have the car mileage to prove it

Uh oh!

Not the odometer!

Karl Rove must be shaking in his boots!

[cripplecreek]

Pied piper is an amazingly appropriate name.

If memory serves me correctly the Pied Piper led the rats into the sea to drown. When the townsfolk refused to pay the piper he returned and led the children away never to be seen again.

I'm really starting to wonder if the DUmmies are being intentionally led into irrelevance.

[EllaMinnow]

Stop toying with my soul.

[elfman2]

Have you ever wondered if a few of these nutcases are not who they say they are? That they know better, but are just associates of the DNC posting this absurdity in order to spread it?

[PJ-Comix]

Oops. In my intro I meant that the DUmmies would be celebrating the "inevitable" victory of Kerry, not Bush. (Need more coffee.)

[Lazamataz]

I would buy this book.

Suggested title: Shaedenfreudian Slip.

[Always Right]

I kind of feel bad for all the DUers. Can't we all just pitch in, and they can have their John Kerry Inauguration on January 20th, 2005 in someplace like Ithaca, NY. This way they can pretend that Kerry is their President and live happily ever after in their own little delusional world.

[Lazamataz]

I'm really starting to wonder if the DUmmies are being intentionally led into irrelevance.

Shush, you.

(wide, toothy grin)

[finnman69]

[AxelPaulsenJr]

The thing that keeps jumping out at me in all of these du bumblings is: If we repukes, as they call us had the fix in, why didn't we do a better job of rigging the election?

If the fix was in, then I am mad at Rove. Why didn't he have his perfect Rovian storm give us Wisconsin, Pennsylvania. Then I wouldn't have had to stay up till the wee hours of the morning.

[Dashing Dasher]

Yes.

[randog]

I hope I can find a place to make a difference.

Might I suggest the throne in your bathroom?

[Dashing Dasher]

They really think they we cheated well enough to get 3.5 million more votes.

Therefore, they must think we are evil geniuses...

The Rovian Storm of Evil!

BWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

[Petronski]

VTGold (262 posts) Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
47. This force we all feel has a purpose - a very powerful purpose - like that dreadful Quake this weekend - we are a force of Nature and we'll eventually know what our purpose is.

Killing tens of thousands and destroying entire industries and lives? Yep, their tsunami analogy holds up.

[Future Snake Eater]

Krusty the Klown: "Is this the Suicide Hotline? Yes, I'll hold."

Suicide Hotline: (music)
"I say jump!
JUMP!
Might as well jump!..."

[SaveTheChief]

These people can't be serious. How can they write this stuff without either laughing until it hurts or drinking until they pass out?