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DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")
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| December 27, 2004
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 12/27/2004 7:38:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Future Snake Eater
That's GOOD!
;-)
David Lee Roth told me to do it...
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posted on
12/27/2004 7:57:22 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
To: PJ-Comix
VTGold (262 posts) Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
47. This force we all feel has a purpose - a very powerful purpose - like that dreadful Quake this weekend - we are a force of Nature and we'll eventually know what our purpose is.Killing tens of thousands and destroying entire industries and lives? Yep, their tsunami analogy holds up.
In fact, maybe we should call it tsocialism...
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posted on
12/27/2004 7:58:29 AM PST
by
Petronski
(Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
To: finnman69
Schadenfreude even made Opus this weekend...Does Berkeley Breathed hang around here looking for inspiration?
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:00:21 AM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: PJ-Comix
It's Monday --
It's 10 am Central --
Has Kerry deconceded yet???????
{giggle, giggle}
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:00:33 AM PST
by
berkeleybeej
(Live Free or Diebold)
To: cripplecreek
Wonderful thought. They can't accept defeat because they are spoiled brats who have never been denied anything in their lives and never taught that sometimes you lose. In their minds losing is ok as long as it is the other guy losing. What a bunch of pathetic babies. Mommy, he cheated! Thats not fair. Wahhhhh.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:01:28 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(God bless America and President Bush.)
To: Always Right
They're doing that already.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:02:32 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(God bless America and President Bush.)
To: PJ-Comix
Today a visual entered my brain - of these men...planning these crimes.
my subconscious is still full of hope and the dream messages I've been getting
alternate between these moods of intense despair and blinding hope
I felt like I was in some psychedelic bubble.
I just knew. I had no facts or figures - nothing to offer in the way of proof or even suggestion. I just knew
They have serious mental problems. Some are apparently just suffering severe depression, but many seem to be psychotic.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:03:44 AM PST
by
visualops
(It's easier to build a child than repair an adult.)
To: beckysueb
Really, where? I haven't heard.
To: PJ-Comix
They may need him soon.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:05:32 AM PST
by
Next_Time_NJ
(NJ demorat exterminator)
To: Petronski
I think they're purpose in life is to be a constant thorn in peoples sides and to provide us with laughs, of course.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:05:35 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(God bless America and President Bush.)
To: MaryFromMichigan
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #508.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:08:11 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: IncredibleHulk
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #509.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:09:12 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Yahoooooooo.....Hope is on the Way!!!!!WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-27-04 11:06 AM
Original message
Everyone: The very second I hear something, I will post it
Stop chewing on your fingernails. Don't go do laps in the snow. Put away the bottle of scotch, and for God's sake, turn off CNN.
I have two phones next to me, messages into the appropriate people. Let me be the one to relentlessly click 'refresh' on my email.
Go be normal people. It'll come.
To: SaveTheChief
These people can't be serious. How can they write this stuff without either laughing until it hurts or drinking until they pass out? I'm pretty sure a non-trivial percentage of them are pretenders who just try and stir the rest of them up for amusement.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:10:36 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: PJ-Comix
If anyone is here from DUmmieland I just want you to know that I enjoy the taste of your tears.
35
posted on
12/27/2004 8:10:40 AM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Always Right
I meant they are already saying Kerry is their president and living in a foggy dreamworld but now that you mention it, I do remember reading a thread over there about a month ago where they were talking about having their own inaugaration and victory party for Kerry regardless of what happened and they said they would call Kerry President Kerry for the next 4 years, also some of them were even talking to total strangers and calling him President elect Kerry. That must have been a hoot, huh?
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:10:59 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(God bless America and President Bush.)
To: PJ-Comix
----I have severe, treatment-resistant Depression.----
No, DUmbass.... THIS was "severe, treatment-resistant Depression".
(And as I recall, a Democrat president kept it going for seven or eight years.)
Christ. You stupid little whiny uneducated linguini-spined gene-pool-polluting freaks just don't know how good you've got it. You live in THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. You enjoy A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD CAN ONLY DREAM OF. You enjoy the privilege of participating in an electoral process that allows even useless and stupid wastes of chromosomal combinations such as YOURSELVES Sometimes you WIN. Sometimes you LOSE. And all you RETARDS know how to do when you LOSE by a SOLID popular and electoral majority is bitch for a couple of months about how "you're being suppressed". GET OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENTS! GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE THE FREEDOMS THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE AND THAT MEN A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE DIED TO GIVE YOU!!!
Or better yet, DUmbasses, stay right where you are and provide the rest of us with an endless supply of entertainment as you continue flushing what passes for your worthless lives down the toilet.
SCREW YOU, LOSERS. WE WILL BURY YOU.
-Dan
To: beckysueb
Wonderful thought. They can't accept defeat because they are spoiled brats who have never been denied anything in their lives and never taught that sometimes you lose. In their minds losing is ok as long as it is the other guy losing. What a bunch of pathetic babies. Mommy, he cheated! Thats not fair. Wahhhhh. Excellent analysis, I totally agree!
But you forgot the final phase...
Let's SUE!
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:13:10 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
To: PJ-Comix
haven't been in an ACTUAL psychedelic bubble for many years now (too many?), but it might make things a little easier than this damn reality.I think I played with that band,....I think... I remember(?}...that gig at the Homestead Air Force Base Officer's Club August 9, 1973....the President had just been overthrown and the shot glass incoming were pretty intense... I took a hit that day.. I guess.....
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:13:20 AM PST
by
Calusa
(Oh, Thou Who Tellest Good Tidings to Zion, Arise!!)
To: beckysueb
They even sent Kerry an email telling him they were going to do this.
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posted on
12/27/2004 8:13:22 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(God bless America and President Bush.)
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