[PJ-Comix]

This marks 133 editions of the DUmmie FUnnies since this series began in late September. The rate of growth of the DUFU PING List (now OVER 500) has been ENORMOUS! The DUFUs have grown from zero in September to the BIGGEST PING list on the FR in just 3 months. Obvioiusly the DUFUs are incredibly popular. Therefore if you are a literary agent or book publisher this is a great opportunity to hop aboard the DUFU book (with CD-ROM) bandwagon by contacting me at PJ-Comix. If you don't contact me NOW then contact me AFTER the DUFU book hits the bestseller lists so I can send you a complimentary Green Vomit Bucket to use since you will definitely be sick to your stomachs that you didn't take advantage of this opportunity when it was easy to do so.

Keep updated on all the editions of the DUmmie FUnnies as they are being published simply by asking to be on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Dashing Dasher]

Suicide Hotline, Could you hold please....

They are sinking deeper and deeper into ... insanity.

[KidGlock]

something big, VERY BIG is in the works. stay tuned. There will be some very credible data soon. I will have the car mileage to prove it

Uh oh!

Not the odometer!

Karl Rove must be shaking in his boots!

[elfman2]

Have you ever wondered if a few of these nutcases are not who they say they are? That they know better, but are just associates of the DNC posting this absurdity in order to spread it?

[Lazamataz]

I would buy this book.

Suggested title: Shaedenfreudian Slip.

[Always Right]

I kind of feel bad for all the DUers. Can't we all just pitch in, and they can have their John Kerry Inauguration on January 20th, 2005 in someplace like Ithaca, NY. This way they can pretend that Kerry is their President and live happily ever after in their own little delusional world.

[finnman69]

[randog]

I hope I can find a place to make a difference.

Might I suggest the throne in your bathroom?

[Petronski]

VTGold (262 posts) Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
47. This force we all feel has a purpose - a very powerful purpose - like that dreadful Quake this weekend - we are a force of Nature and we'll eventually know what our purpose is.

Killing tens of thousands and destroying entire industries and lives? Yep, their tsunami analogy holds up.

[SaveTheChief]

These people can't be serious. How can they write this stuff without either laughing until it hurts or drinking until they pass out?

[Petronski]

VTGold (262 posts) Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
47. This force we all feel has a purpose - a very powerful purpose - like that dreadful Quake this weekend - we are a force of Nature and we'll eventually know what our purpose is.

Killing tens of thousands and destroying entire industries and lives? Yep, their tsunami analogy holds up.

In fact, maybe we should call it tsocialism...

[berkeleybeej]

It's Monday --

It's 10 am Central --

Has Kerry deconceded yet???????

{giggle, giggle}

[Next_Time_NJ]

They may need him soon.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #509.

[Always Right]

Yahoooooooo.....Hope is on the Way!!!!!

WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-27-04 11:06 AM

Original message

Everyone: The very second I hear something, I will post it

Stop chewing on your fingernails. Don't go do laps in the snow. Put away the bottle of scotch, and for God's sake, turn off CNN.

I have two phones next to me, messages into the appropriate people. Let me be the one to relentlessly click 'refresh' on my email.

Go be normal people. It'll come.

[CzarNicky]

If anyone is here from DUmmieland I just want you to know that I enjoy the taste of your tears.

[Flux Capacitor]

----I have severe, treatment-resistant Depression.----

No, DUmbass.... THIS was "severe, treatment-resistant Depression".

(And as I recall, a Democrat president kept it going for seven or eight years.)

Christ. You stupid little whiny uneducated linguini-spined gene-pool-polluting freaks just don't know how good you've got it. You live in THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. You enjoy A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD CAN ONLY DREAM OF. You enjoy the privilege of participating in an electoral process that allows even useless and stupid wastes of chromosomal combinations such as YOURSELVES Sometimes you WIN. Sometimes you LOSE. And all you RETARDS know how to do when you LOSE by a SOLID popular and electoral majority is bitch for a couple of months about how "you're being suppressed". GET OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENTS! GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE THE FREEDOMS THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE AND THAT MEN A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE DIED TO GIVE YOU!!!

Or better yet, DUmbasses, stay right where you are and provide the rest of us with an endless supply of entertainment as you continue flushing what passes for your worthless lives down the toilet.

SCREW YOU, LOSERS. WE WILL BURY YOU.

-Dan

[Calusa]

haven't been in an ACTUAL psychedelic bubble for many years now (too many?), but it might make things a little easier than this damn reality.

I think I played with that band,....I think... I remember(?}...that gig at the Homestead Air Force Base Officer's Club August 9, 1973....the President had just been overthrown and the shot glass incoming were pretty intense... I took a hit that day.. I guess.....

[Calusa]

haven't been in an ACTUAL psychedelic bubble for many years now (too many?), but it might make things a little easier than this damn reality.

I think I played with that band,....I think... I remember(?}...that gig at the Homestead Air Force Base Officer's Club August 9, 1973....the President had just been overthrown and the shot glass incoming were pretty intense... I took a hit that day.. I guess.....

[concretebob]

"everyone should trust their OWN experiences and common sense, not the spin that comes pouring out of the idiot tube"

As soon as that happens, they will immediately register as Republican or Independent.
I live for the day.