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DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-04 PM Edition ("Anti-Bev folks, please explain...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/15/2004 4:45:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Sorry for having yet another edition of the DUmmie FUnnies on the subject of Bev Harris following on the heels of the previous edition on the same topic but that con artist fascinates me. One thing about Bev Harris that I find so interesting is that she is not even a very good con artist. A really professional con artist would still be working the vote fraud scam undetected as to the nature of her true objective. However, Bev Harris is so nutty that she went overboard last month threating to sue various DUmmies for (gasp! shock!) typing the sacred letters “BBV.” A normal con artist would NEVER have alienated her marks like that. Also Bev just hasn’t developed the slick con artist demeanor. I heard her interviewed a couple of weeks ago on the radio by Steve Kane and her every word just dripped with dishonesty. A good con artist would have sounded completely believable. Therefore it is my premise that Bev Harris, being such an unprofessional con artist, could ONLY have scammed the incredibly gullible DUmmies desperate for the Ohio election results to be overturned. And yet, despite being generally acknowledged as a complete fraud, Bev Harris still has her defenders as you can see in the DUmmie THREAD titled, “Anti-Bev folks, please explain…” As usual, the gullible DUmmie fantasies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent watching them being set up to be scammed yet again is in the [brackets]. And we open this edition now with a defense of Bev Harris by DUmmie Must_B_Free who should rename himself Must_B_Nuts:

Anti-Bev folks, please explain:
1. If Bev herself is a crazy fraud, why did the collectibe board of directors of BBV decide that Andy Stephenson was to be ousted? Are they ALL in on the conspiracy with Bev?

[You act like the board of directors of a scam outfit like BBV is composed of a bunch of folks with high moral character. They dumped Stephenson on Bev’s orders because that means they can divide the money cut among fewer people. BTW, it will ultimately turn out that all of the “board of directors” will be dumped by Bev so she can keep all the dough to herself.]

2. Why did Randi Rhodes say that Andy was no longer with BBV before either Bev or Andy knew this? Where did Randi get this information?

[Maybe Randi got the info from Andy himself who probably also recommended that Randi cop a plea so she won’t end up as an indicted co-conspirator in Bev’s upcoming fraud trial.]

3. Will you work to discredit the work of this organization when it is finally released?

[The work of that organization has only one real goal---the enrichment of Bev Harris.]

No work whatsoever is needed to discredit your protegee.

[Correct. No work whatever is needed to detect that Bev Harris is a sleazy con artist. Anybody with half a brain knew that from the get-go which is why you DUmmies were so easily conned by Bev.]

Embezzling thousands of DU-ers stealing people's work and threatening lawsuits, sliming many (by projecting her own vile traits) - a long list including Skinner, Olberman, Randi. DU in general - all this stuff doesn't seem to make an impression on you.

[She embezzled thousands of DUmmies? In that case, Bev can’t be all bad.]

Had Bev answered a single direct question regarding how much money had been collected or how it was being spent I might agree its too soon to call out possible embezzlement, but as she felt those on DU that helped raise the money don't deserve answers we are free to think and say what we like.

[By law Bev is REQUIRED to reveal how much money she suckered from you DUmmies. Since she hasn’t done this, it is only a matter of time until Bev is frog walked to the jailhouse door.]

You are new here Jamboi, I understand if you might have missed a lot of the history of Bev claiming she was $10 away from producing THE SMOKING GUN that would expose election fraud in the 2004 election.

[Bev is only $10 away from overturning the election? OMG!!! Send in that $10 NOW!!! The evil Bush regime is only $10 away from being toppled thanks to Bev Harris!]

I dont need o tell anyone here of whats at stake, perhaps a reminder of the enemy... We'll sue or praise Ms. Harris starting on the 21st of January.

[Methinks that the sue bit looks more and more like the likely option.]

Maybe We Should Change the name of this forum from 2004 election results and discussion to "hey, let's all talk about a big-boned attitudal unprofessional fraudulent greedy woman some more!"

[I must admit that it does sound like a very catchy forum title.]

So sorry she isn't up to Ann Coulter's beauty standards. Bev looks like an average American cuddly grandma. That's why it feels so surprising that she has such a crusade going.

[Actually it feels surprising that that “cuddly grandma” has such a scam going.]

This is tearing us apart, and that is making someone very happy.

[And that someone is everybody on the DUFU PING List.]

Bev is like DU's own LaToya Jackson. I have learned to trust my lying eyes and what I saw on Bev's site in regard to Andy closed the deal in my mind. If she can provide solid evidence that Bushco stole the election I am sure her champagne glass will never go dry! Until then, I will just watch her keep running into walls at full steam and then wondering why she has a headache.

[And Bev will be running into walls quite frequently in her new jail cell.]

I have not seen anything from her yet. She's always investigating but never seems to bring forth any proof for her allegations. Those Volusia county tapes she supposedly found in the garbage a few weeks ago should have been turned over for safe keeping to Conyers or Kerry's people, a long time ago. What pray tell, is she waiting for, if she is so concerned about preventing or prosecuting election fraud??????

[She is waiting for MORE MONEY of course.]

Many of us gave money we don't really have. All we wanted was some proof of her work. I am new to this, (but have read many of the posts detailing the past) put my faith in Bev, got most of my extended family to donate to her over Thanksgiving. It upsets me that she is reacting like she is. All I want is straight answers. That's all.

[How about wanting your money back, sucker?]

What's the deal with her? She will take all the help and money she can get from people but the second questions are raised she starts an all out smear campaign against them. I'll sit back and watch this bs play its self out.

[Watch Bev as she tries to hop a flight to Brazil to escape the rap.]

If she is helping then all you attacking her are the hinderance... if she IS a mole for Rove (which sounds like freep rummors to divide us) then SHE IS A DECOY...

[A Perfect Rovian Storm….WOO! HOO! I get to use that phrase again!!!]


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To: PubliusEXMachina

LOL or bit by a moose.


61 posted on 12/15/2004 7:06:31 PM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: beans36

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #451.


62 posted on 12/15/2004 7:06:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Re: "Skinner" or Skinner's threat to sue you and ban you and other Freepers from DU with "eugenics software" (whatever that is):

using eugenics and netegrity software,

"Eugenics is dedicated to the proposition that all men are created unequal and the food is running short; that, in the struggle for food, those who have an inherited advantage prevail and pass the advantage on to their children who prevail even more; that this is how evolution, Yale and the English aristocracy happened. A further belief is that, at this point in evolution, the more evolved must take destiny and the less evolved in hand. Selection must not be left to chance for chance is cruel, capricious and, all too often, expensive but must instead be led by the kindly elite - Harvard professors, British aristocrats, Serbian psychiatrists, Aryans and so on. But death control, which has been the main method used by natural selection or chance, for termination of useless populations, must be replaced by birth control which is cheaper, and, as Charles Darwin pointed out in The Descent of Man, more effective.

"The problem is that the masses will not dedicate themselves unselfishly to the production and protection of an elite while exterminating their own posterity. Over and over the eugenicists roll this rock up the hill and over and over it rolls down - often on them....

"But like the ants, which these social biologists believe we resemble (or should resemble), the eugenicists toil away in their dark underground passages. For they always have a new plan. Put your head down and listen, and you can hear their latest and the greatest plan:"

more here:

http://www.eugenics-watch.com/

Wow, how perfect is this quotation??

Don't you dare ever take me off your ping list, or I'll sue you!

63 posted on 12/15/2004 7:08:00 PM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Click on my name to see what readers have said about my Christian novels!)
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To: jaxx323ci
I posted those audio links on a separate FR thread HERE.
64 posted on 12/15/2004 7:11:07 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: ReeWalker

I tried to listen. I just couldn't stand more than a minute. When some jerk made a crack about Laura covering her bruises with mascara, I had to abandon the idea of listening to the catfight.


65 posted on 12/15/2004 7:14:40 PM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: ariamne; bella1

I used to have a link to their regular photo album, but it's no longer accessible - but I still have a link to a photo gallery of a DUmmie get-together. Look if you must...

http://pasteurizedilk.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=h1Galleries.viewGallery&gall_ID=53


66 posted on 12/15/2004 7:26:22 PM PST by EllaMinnow (Merry Christmas, Y'all!)
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To: PJ-Comix

So wonderfully choreographed. Thank-you PJ.


67 posted on 12/15/2004 7:26:22 PM PST by groanup (Rats are afraid of the light so spread a little sunshine.)
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To: bella1
Do you really want to see what some of them look like?

They actually do have a gallery with pics, go here:http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/pets.html/"

68 posted on 12/15/2004 7:30:18 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......All your votes were "ROVED"!!!!!!!!! Hannitizing to Follow!!!!!)
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To: Repub4bush
OOps sorry it is moved here. This one might work. I just used it and all the faces were there.http://www.democraticunderground.com/demopedia/index.php/Gallery_A-F
69 posted on 12/15/2004 7:34:57 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......All your votes were "ROVED"!!!!!!!!! Hannitizing to Follow!!!!!)
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To: Repub4bush
Ok Link will not work from here. but copy and paste does. Go figger???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/demopedia/index.php/Gallery_A-F

70 posted on 12/15/2004 7:36:41 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......All your votes were "ROVED"!!!!!!!!! Hannitizing to Follow!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Perfect Rovian Storm" is a registerd copyright(2004)of PJ Comix.

So there!


71 posted on 12/15/2004 7:39:32 PM PST by fastattacksailor (On the 8th day, G-D created the ZOT--and was well pleased!)
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To: Repub4bush

I looked---wished I hadn't


Now I need to sterilise my eyeballs.....

;-(


72 posted on 12/15/2004 7:41:52 PM PST by fastattacksailor (On the 8th day, G-D created the ZOT--and was well pleased!)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

A little gem from http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=201&topic_id=3829&mesg_id=3829

"A new Clubhouse for a new name... We are now the DU VOTE FRAUD WORK (Write, Research, Organise, Kick) Team. Please use this name as we do not want to be mistaken for the BBV.Org Cleanup Crew. (thanks lil for the new name)"


Umm, Write, Research, Organise, Kick=WROK!!

Man, they just keep wroking all the time to keep us laghuing!!!

Wrok it, baby!


73 posted on 12/15/2004 7:43:51 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: PubliusEXMachina


Oh yeah, that's a cuddly grandma...::::eyes roll::::
74 posted on 12/15/2004 7:44:29 PM PST by visualops (It's easier to build a child than repair an adult.)
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To: freedumb2003

Wrok the vote!


75 posted on 12/15/2004 7:47:37 PM PST by KJC1
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To: 45semi; All

This thread is all about FReepers "signing" the petition.

hi hi hi :)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1302249/posts

To read some comments you have to scroll the page because some guy dumped a ton of Ws into his signature making the thread about 50 miles long.


76 posted on 12/15/2004 7:53:13 PM PST by Killborn (Dubya Continues the Gipper's Legacy! God Bless two of Our Greatest Presidents Ever! 4 MORE YEARS !)
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To: PJ-Comix
" Anti-Bev folks, please explain:.... "

*oooh!....oooh!* (best Arnold Horshak imitation...hand waving wildly)

To: DU (I know some of you will read this and this is a mostly series attempt to get some of you to THINK) You should have stopped the question there. I'd rather not go over to DU and attempt to register and post there; the few voices of reason on your board are immediately labeled troll or FReeper (the last is a badge of honor IMO), and their posts are pulled.

BH is an opportunist.

In 1999, she tried to capitalize on the Monicagate scandal by selling cigars mocking Bubba on the web see here. Consider the loyalty to the democratic party this demonstrated.

You are her latest opportunity.

She played on your emotions and naivety to collect a great deal of money; she will now live better than most of us will ever live in our life, all in the name of revealing examples of massive fraud.

This is the part I suspect I'll lose most of you; There was no fraud!

BH gamed you.

She has not revealed the big announcements she promised, because...drum roll...there was nothing there.

After she releases her movie, which she's not making, with your money, I'm sure she'll pay you back.

I'm sorry I couldn't write this in the style you're used to, my "F" key sticks, and the habit of writing complete sentences is difficult to break, but I did my best.

Skinner, DU(sic) your worst, unless you really do believe "The truth will set you free".

Remember, opportunity only knocks once twice uuh...however many times you let the camel stick his nose in your tent. By the way you might want to Google "the camel's nose is in the tent" just for grins.

77 posted on 12/15/2004 8:04:34 PM PST by 506trooper (FWIW...sometimes, I sense a lack of common sense..just my two scents.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list! You actually make the DU threads understandable!


78 posted on 12/15/2004 8:11:24 PM PST by jeffie77
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To: bella1

You can see what they look like, but some of it isn't pretty! caution should be used.


79 posted on 12/15/2004 8:14:35 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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To: Democratshavenobrains

Yeah they would!! Good thing Jones isn't around, they would all be in his camp, really drinking the Kool aid


80 posted on 12/15/2004 8:18:03 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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