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Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
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Posted on 12/05/2004 7:39:57 PM PST by Michael121

Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed

SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........ ....(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).


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To: Petronski
I know, it's great, ain't it?(!)
121 posted on 12/05/2004 10:35:57 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Petronski

I am human too...hang in...


122 posted on 12/05/2004 10:36:01 PM PST by weenie ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: Petronski
Well, while the weenie won't talk to me in public, he/she/it has no problem posting this to me via email:

Re: Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed From weenie | 12/06/2004 12:14:21 AM CST replied
Pearls before swine....ring a bell, didn't think so.

123 posted on 12/05/2004 10:37:48 PM PST by technochick99
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To: weenie
For you, my starting bid is passive/aggresive bi-polar with schizoaffective tendencies.

Do you often hurl small expensive appliances?

124 posted on 12/05/2004 10:39:45 PM PST by txhurl
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To: technochick99

There used to be an unwritten rule about not publicising private freepmail.

I have never honored it in a case in which the post in question is insulting or rude or distasteful.


125 posted on 12/05/2004 10:41:05 PM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! ;-D


126 posted on 12/05/2004 10:41:18 PM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: technochick99

That means I'm with you on this point. ;o)


127 posted on 12/05/2004 10:42:11 PM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: Petronski

I agree. But I don't like nastiness when I post a sincere suggestion.


128 posted on 12/05/2004 10:42:52 PM PST by technochick99
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To: technochick99

Like I said, nastiness...rudeness. Same principle.


129 posted on 12/05/2004 10:44:29 PM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: Intolerant in NJ; tuliptree76; alien; CloseEncounters; Lazamataz; secret garden; Darksheare; ...

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/fountains-of-wayne/54946.html


130 posted on 12/05/2004 10:45:06 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: technochick99

He's a troll operating under three nicks over the last couple hours. Maybe more than three; 3's all I've been jerking with sofar.


131 posted on 12/05/2004 10:46:21 PM PST by txhurl
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To: technochick99

That's just wrong to post a FReepmail. It's called a PRIVATE reply for a reason.


132 posted on 12/05/2004 10:46:58 PM PST by LibertyRocks
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Is this thread a hint? LOL!


133 posted on 12/05/2004 10:47:25 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: txflake

Why yes...you?


134 posted on 12/05/2004 10:48:05 PM PST by weenie ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: weenie

Drei Kinder sind bloss eine Anfang.


135 posted on 12/05/2004 10:50:23 PM PST by txhurl
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To: Michael121

ADHD The Chipmunk Song ("We can hardly stand the wait...oh, Christmas, don't be late!"). Come to think of it, the Chipmunks are poster children for the malady...particularly Alvin. Alvin? AALLLLLLLLVIN!

Full disclosure in light of the subject matter of this thread: I took prescribed medications for hyperactivity when I was in grade school. I'm not sure they made much difference, but that's another story...

I conclude by noting for the assembly that if I recall the story correctly, Ebenezer Scrooge was, before his change of heart, not only a notorious miser but lacking in any sense of humor whatsoever.


136 posted on 12/05/2004 10:50:46 PM PST by RichInOC ("I yust go nuts at Christmas, On that yolly holiday...")
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To: LibertyRocks

99.9% of my FReepmails are private. I have little tolerance for nastiness or insults. If someone wants to communicate with me in a decent manner, their privacy is respected.


137 posted on 12/05/2004 10:51:54 PM PST by technochick99
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To: technochick99

You did right. He's a troll. Don't fret yourself.


138 posted on 12/05/2004 10:53:57 PM PST by txhurl
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To: Michael121

anger control problems ...."I'll Deck your Halls!!!"


139 posted on 12/05/2004 10:53:58 PM PST by woofie
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To: Lazamataz

weenie-ISM - "Troll the ancient yule-tide carol..."


140 posted on 12/05/2004 10:54:08 PM PST by Siegfried
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