Posted on 12/05/2004 7:39:57 PM PST by Michael121
Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.
DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........ ....(better start again)
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
Define troll, kid.
Though personally, my favorite has always been the skit with the alternate ending to "It's A Wonderful Life", where Dana Carvey reprises the ol' Jimmy Stewart role, with a slightly different ending.
I used to know one, but I forgot it.
I never said you were drunk. I don't know if you are drunk. I asked if you were drunk because you are acting irrationally, like a drunk.
A "shame on you" from such a person is my badge of honor. You should get used to the feeling of being wrong...if that feeling is not already your best acquaintance.
[chortle]
LOL! Good one!
You, chump. Did I not already charge you?
This is your language, not mine.
It is infantile...though for some reason...I don't think you are...
As I said, I am honest and try to tell the truth...
Let me assure you, I have endured many problems and, luckily, I am still alive.
I am a friend...I have read your stuff and it is good...if I can help in any way, let me know.
Nice tag line...
I think you will come to regret some of your earlier posts on this thread. I hope you do. This has not been your finest hour.
Ah, Southpark. Even their URLs are obscene.
And certainly not yours...I have reached out and you have scorned a hand that reached...whose poorest hour is this?
If this thread is making you uncomfortable, rather than chiding people who are joking around, perhaps you should find another thread to pay attention to.
Go away, child...you are a bother...
I'm doing fine. This is perhaps my most mediocre hour, nothing more.
Actually, I'm not talking to you...so go away...
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