Posted on 11/30/2004 7:09:10 PM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies are so far gone into fantasy that it takes a very special thread to grab my attention in the auditioning process for the DUmmie Funnies. I believe I have found such a Dummie discussion so completely divorced from reality that it deserves to be honored with a DUmmie FUnnies edition. I therefore present to you this hallowed THREAD appropriately titled, “WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS, I GUARANTEE YOU....” Yup! It’s an absolute guarantee that Kerry will enter the White House this January. Therefore as a public service I again list the Suicide Hotline number for the DUmmies to call this Jan. 20: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual the DUmmie Delusions are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, still amazed that the DUmmies continue to eagerly swallow the bunkum, are in the [brackets]:
WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS, I GUARANTEE YOU.... Kerry will be in the White House as long as we keep up the pace we have been at the last few weeks. We need to keep the emails going, keep the protests going...as long as we do this more and more leaders will fall in line as they see the movement grow.
[Oh thank you, DUmmie tbuddha, for posting this! But even more practical than sending out emails is to close our eyes real tight and visualize out own reality of a Kerry win.]
I can't say this enough:
1) Protest, Protest, Protest
If you have time to attend any protest in your area, DO IT. Get out there. Especially in Ohio and Florida. We did one in CO and it made the news. IT puts a face to this that people DO CARE about this election for all to see.
[Visualize, Visualize, Visualize.]
2) Email, Email, Email
Use our talking points (see below). Send to local media. Send to national media. Send to congressmen. Send to friends and family. Post in various blogs. Bookmark as many sites you can and put them all in a "stolen election" folder for easy reference. Save good articles as Word docs for cut and paste later.
[Wish, Wish, Wish.]
TALKING POINT: We have mountains of evidence of fraud. From voting machines that counted extra Bush votes to voter suppression and intimidation. We have hundreds of incidences that republicans used. Every established indicator of fraud that we have is showing that this election was STOLEN.
[Of course there was intimidation. All those young voters inspired to go to the polls by Rock The Vote were intimidated from voting due to having to wait more than 10 minutes on the lines. You can’t expect them to wait that long when they have the important Rave club scene to get to.]
Pound these republicans with the message. Thank Jesse Jackson for putting his ass out there. He needs our support. We have a huge lead on the truth right now and as long as we keep our talpking points out there, OUR talking heads on the TV will get the message out better in the coming weeks. But we have to protest too. And if they try to stone wall in court, we'll protest there too.
[And don’t forgive to send oodles of cash to Bev Harris. She is working diligently for us by coming up with new marketing plans for her Vote Fraud documentary.]
"Be the steamroller, not the asphalt". Personally, for me it's not enough to see Kerry inaugarated in January. I want Bush in the Hague for the war crimes he has commited, where he can sit and play spades all day with Saddam and Milosevic.
[“Be a toilet, not a turd.”]
I wish I had your confidence. Perhaps it's the loss of energy from fighting this vicious cold, but I'm quickly running out of steam. It all seems like such a done deal at this point. *primal scream*....if I had the strength that is.
[Forget Primal Scream. I find that smashing my head against a brick wall works wonders in getting my confidence back.]
Yes, I thought Kerry would win in a landslide. How are we going to get him to unconcede?
[By getting him to enter a Deconcession Chamber for a couple of hours.]
I don't know your ultimate goal but mounting evidence points to the fact that Kerry, indeed, won by a landslide if you remember that the Republicans manipulated the results in 3 states that are worth 52 electoral votes!
[And that’s an established fact! There is no proof but we don’t need no stinkin’ proof!]
As soon as the votes are there I'm pretty sure he'll accept the presidency.
[“Hi John Kerry! We are here to tell you that the votes you need to win are out there somewhere. So you can go ahead now and accept the presidency.”]
Oh my God, it would be so sweet if Kerry won this election after all...especially so I can tell all the freepers I know to kiss my liberal ass!!
[Go ahead and gloat just like you did on the afternoon of Nov. 2 when the exit polls showed Kerry winning.]
The last few weeks have sucked ass, waiting for counts to be certified and not being able to do much. But we're getting close to the time when we find out the truth. We know how the MSM work. WE HAVE TO BE LOUD TO BE HEARD!!!! We have to TAKE TO THE STREETS in Ohio this weekend and our state capitols nest weekend. Look what's happening in Ukraine! We have to talk to people we know - everyone - so that this theory stops being tin-foiled! WE KNOW THIS IS REAL!!!!!
[WOO! HOO! The Moronic Convergence happens this weekend!]
My daughter saw the pic on your page and said, "The Dr Seuss story that never was." LOL!!! Smart alec kid!
David Horowitz and Tammy Bruce helped me through this transition (I'm not alone! I'm not crazy!). I consider Prodigal Son the Blue Book (the AA bible) for recovered liberals. Also Hating Whitey and Unholy Wars.
They do read these posts? Good. Hey, ex-friends, ex-colleagues--you blew it. The Democrats will never win the White House unless they get out of bed with the radical left and islamicfascists. It is no longer the party of Truman and FDR or JFK. You are intolerant, close-minded snobs. I am soooo happy I finally recognized liberalism for the giant fraud it is. Au revoir, mes amis!
Thanks--I love freepers. I joined Protest Warrior over the summer and met some Freepers at a counter rally. That's how I heard of FR. Feel right at home here!
Besides Clinton's escapades, it was also the rising crime rates of the 90's -- law and order -- that won me over. I realized that being tough on crime wasn't "racist" -- black communities don't want to be held hostage by thugs any more than any other community does.
What also gets me is the upside-down reasoning -- "If crime is so low, why do we put so many criminals in jail?" Duh, maybe crime is low BECAUSE the criminals are locked up? Ya ever think of that? Morons is right.
It's funny though, you notice Dems don't do the "soft on crime" shuffle anymore? That's because we conservatives blatantly proved them wrong. I bet the party leaders would claim now that the Dems were never anything but tough on crime.
My wacko liberal brother is now on the Bev Harris conspiracy wagon. Do you have a good source that shoots her credibility to smithereens?
Stories like yours gladden my heart. Anarcho-leftists love to state that conservatives are that way because they're parents were &c.&.c, but liberals have thought their way to the truth; seeing a liberal who really has thought his way to the truth is wonderful.
Welcome to F.R. from an English FReeper.
But in my book, still not as funny as the "November surmise" from the earlier thread!
Welcome to FReeperville.
Welcome aboard PINGEE #383.
The Dog ;-)
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #384.
Have him read this DUmmie FUnnies Edition where Bev Harris threatens to sue the DUmmies.
Cool! A NYC FReeper! That makes what, like 3 of us now? :)
Welcome to FR!
Welcome to Free Republic.
I voted (when I did vote) dem most of my life as well, coming from an entire family of dems. But I was never really "liberal". My deal was that I never really paid attention to the issues very much. I was just so busy working and raising a family, and being falsely secure in my own little world, that I did not take the time to get informed on the issues of politics.
But boy, oh boy, did I wake up when 9/11 happened! I became informed very quickly, and could not believe how conservative I am, and really always have been. I just never realized it!
Ever since then, I am a news and politics junkie. And I have been hooked on Free Republic since the day I found it.
Sorry - I guess this post is kind of off-topic from the DUFU! LOL!!
Oh, dear....
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