DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-04 ("Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[rocky88]

"I don't know if I can express this very well. Democrats played by the rules, straight up, and people poured everything they had into this. They cheated. Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated. That ends any obligation that liberals and Democrats have to play the rigged game any more. Now we are free to innovate, to get creative, to confuse the hell out of them, to try a variety of things and see what "takes" and what works. No worrying about the reputation of the party or the image of liberals anymore. So long as Democrats were trapped in a rigged game, it was hopeless. Now there is a lot of freedom, and I think Michael is taking advantage of that. "


How shocking that they truly believe that the Rats would never, ever have a hand in vote fraud on their side. For Heaven's sake, the Rats created voter fraud!!

These DUmmies are DElusional.

[weegee]

"Democrats played by the rules, straight up..."

Stop it! You're killing me! Too funny!!!

[weegee]

keyword= brownshirtsforkerry

keyword= electionviolence

2000, 2002, 2004 Democrat Vote Fraud Links here

[weegee]

What's more, when pressed for an excuse they will say that they "have" to win "by any means necessary". The liberal elites "know" what's better for America than the "common man".

Haven't you heard the BS about how Christian conservatives "vote against their best interests" by voting for the party of "rich fat cats" so that they can elect candidates who oppose abortion and the normalizing of homosexuality?

[lonevoice]

LOL! Very funny stuff. If PJ ever needs a co-writer or someone to fill in for her, you get my vote.

[rocky88]

"What's more, when pressed for an excuse they will say that they "have" to win "by any means necessary". "

They are so absurd. Don't they realize that they only got close to Bush's amount of votes because of fraud? The Rats cannot open an investigation into GOP voter fraud because they would be exposed. The reason they didn't win is because their "fraud" didn't work well enough and they never dreamed so many people would come out to vote for W. I feel like the DUmmies all need to be slapped upside the head!

[Mr. Silverback]

Oy! I have enough trouble keeping the Caption-A-Rama current!

Thanks for the compliment, though.

[weegee]

I am presuming that his ultimate goal is still to bring back Democraty and end the War.

Actually the War is against Iraqi and non-Iraqi terrorists. Iraqis are fighting along side our troops against these terrorists that the media refers to as "insurgents". People forget that one of the major wire services STILL refuses to call the 9-11 hijackers "terrorists"; they lost some employees in the attack and are trying to remain "impartial", don't you know...

If Michael Moore et al were REALLY for democracy, they would be rooting for America, the Allies, and the Iraqi transitional government snuffing out the Saddamite resistance. Saddam is in prison, awaiting trial; HE'S NOT COMING BACK TO POWER, they have no negotiating chip.

The Iraqi people will be able to elect who they want. Saddam's 100% popular vote was not genuine yet the left never expresses any outrage over it. Why should some Saddamites be able to keep the rest of Iraq from voting?

[weegee]

So many more people than ever before turned out to vote because the media kept feeding us a lie that Kerry would win, that Bush was going to lose because of the economy and "the war".

We knew that there would be vote fraud, that foreigners had illegally given money to 527s like MoveOn et al to illegally influence our election, that Hollywood tried its best to smear President Bush with concert tours and Rock The Vote's "draft" ads.

The Silent Majority knew that we would have to turn out in force to make sure it wasn't a close election. President Bush got more votes than "Anybody But Bush" combined.

[FredZarguna]

I wish he'd take my advice and just go snorkeling in Hawaii for a few weeks.

If he does take your advice, please notify NOAA at least 48 hours in advance so they can adjust their ocean level models and put out beach and small craft advisories for the Pacific Rim.

[peacebaby]

Geez, talk about denial. These guys need to find an AA meeting.

[CriticalJ]

I've got to disagree. The gem of the day is:

I tried to email him to let him know but his site doesn't seem to have a contact.

[Try emailing Pizza Hut.]

[stands2reason]

Do you mean beaucoup bucks, or is that the new slang?

[Budge]

I don't....I think just like his outfit tonite, its all a "facade" and he's playing and f*cking with the minds of the Repukes and Moralistic Mightier than thou America....

Real patriot Americans, these DUmmies!

[freedumb2003]

This one is so sensible he is for sure going to be banned:

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LakeCohoon (31 posts) Tue Nov-30-04 02:39 PM
Response to Original message

80. I was there for the beer


and Michael Moore was here for the money.

Nothing more, nothing less.

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I have always said that if this was 30 years ago, MM would have been an Agnew Republican. He is in it for the $$ -- saw the opening and took it. He has no moral stance or even his own viewpoint. He is a manipulator, and a good one. The term "these aren't the droids you are looking for" comes to mind.

[granite]

ATTENTION PAYPAL, SECRET SERVICE

DUmmie announces intent to commit credit card fraud against Paypal: THREAD

So I go to go buy some stuff over the web, and the company uses PayPal for it's transactions. Now I'd partially signed up for PayPal before, but didn't give them my credit card number because I'd heard some bad stuff about stuff that happened in the past at paypalsucks.com. But that's no problem, this site lets you buy stuff without a PayPal account. So I type in my email at the end of the transaction and it says:

Our records indicate that this email address is already registered to an existing PayPal account. To complete this transaction, please enter a different email address.

To log in to your existing PayPal account, please click the Login button below.

If you log in to your PayPal account just to get past this fucking screen and pay for your stuff al-fu**ing-ready it has you attach your credit card # to your PayPal account which is what I don't want!

F**K 'EM I think I'll just go set up a fastmail alias for a few days just to use for this and they'll have not jack shit from me.

[granite]

My censor missed an expletive, please delete it.

[birbear]

I saw part of the Michael Moore interview on Leno last night. The few seconds I saw, he was actually kind of funny... I chuckled out loud.

But geez, the conspiracy theories that the DUmmies come up with... they should be writing for Hollyweird. I thought Moore cleaned himself up for two reasons.

1) He wanted to create a stir. (Which he did). What better way to get people talking than to take somebody who dresses in like a slob all the time, and put him in a suit. For a minute I thought I was watching the "Reveal" on "What Not to Wear".

2) He wanted to earn a few points with the Academy so that F911 will be taken seriously for an Oscar. As liberal as Hollyweird is, it still seems pretty "old school" when giving out nominations for movies. To have some grotesquely large, bum looking director being given a Oscar nod might be considered a slap in the face to "real artists" who tow the line.

At least, that was my take.

[Deetes]

Death threats. That's all I can think of. Give him another pizza !!!

[CAluvdubya]

I would love to be added to the DUmmie FUnnies ping. These ppl make my crazy cat look sane!