Happy Thanksgiving, yall!!
Posted on 11/25/2004 5:58:11 AM PST by PJ-Comix
In this special Thanksgiving Edition of the DUmmie FUnnies we shall observe how the DUmmies celebrate, or rather NOT celebrate, Thanksgiving this year. As you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “No Thanksgiving This Year,” the DUmmies, with a few exceptions, are refraining from celebrating the holiday this year. As usual, the hungry comments of the DUmmies angrily glaring at the Thanksgiving tables they will not sit at are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, stuffing himself with turkey and all the trimmings, is in the [brackets]:
No Thanksgiving This Year…
[Speak for yourself, Dummie 5X.]
The celebration of the fall harvest and in some areas an almost religous giving of thanks does not quite seem appropriate this year. The harvest this year consists of war dead, civilians and soldiers, fascism and corporatism instead of democracy, and four more years of huge profits for friends of george. I won't be celebrating thanksgiving or any other holidays this year but instead will avoid any shopping except for necessities. I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.
[Since you won’t be eating any Thanksgiving dinners this year, DUmmie 5X, wouldn’t that mean you would need to downsize your name to 4X?]
We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!
[Welcome to an eternity of holiday boycotts!]
The Christian Reconstructionists applaud your decision. One of their minor issues (beneath the subjugation of women & the return of slavery) is the abolition of the Godless Popish/Pagan holidays. Which means nearly all of them.
[Hmm…. Methinks you are thinking of the Jehovah Witnesses but since those folks don’t vote nor participate in public affairs in any way, your angry thrust is a bit moot.]
I am thankful that my husband was able to find work within a week after being laid-off. I am thankful that I am able to attend college full-time. I am thankful for my family and for my health. I am thankful for my 4 cockatiels and my cat. I am thankful for having such generous friends who help us at the drop of a hat. I am thankful we can pay the bills and aren't drowning in debt anymore. I am thankful that I can finally afford to buy christmas presents for my family. I am thankful for my marriage and my husband. I am thankful for everything I have. Thank Goddess and God for giving these to me.
[Your reverent praise of the Twin Deities is quite touching.]
I don't see the point in celebrating two of the most over indulgent holidays of the year. While our troops are away from their families and malnutrition among Iraqi children has doubled since the war of aggression started, I really don't feel too festive.
[And yet if Kerry won you would now be stuffing your face with turkey and trimmings. See, Bush has done some good for you after all. It is because of him you won’t be suffering from the typical holiday weight gain.]
I can't give up the holidays. My Democratic family and I need some cheering up. However, I still plan to actively participate in demonstrations about the stolen vote. RedefeatBush.com has a counter-inauguration planned.
[Your Counter-Inaugural Ball tickets are in the mail.]
Holidays have never really been important to us. They are just pagan rituals..
[Your Goddess will be VERY ANGRY with you.]
Postponing Thanksgiving Fest 'till there is a recount, the rightfully elected president sits at the oval office, fascism is ebbing and sanity has returned to our democracy, or until GWB and his goons are out of office!
[Psst! Come around to my back door and I’ll have a few slices of turkey available for you in the doggie bag.]
Honestly, I think the freepers would be just thrilled if they thought they had ruined even family holidays for us. Not gonna let that happen. I still have plenty to be thankful for. Pass the eggnog please.
[Hmmm…. Should I allow you to have a Thanksgiving? Okay, I won’t ruin it for you just this one time. Happy Thanksgiving, DUmmie!]
And they treat events that exist only in their own distorted imaginings as indisputable fact.
LOL! Now, I have one more thing to be thankful for. ;o)
Sounds like someone is on a serious acid trip here.
Happy Thanksgiving, yall!!
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Thanks
LOL!
(My how time flies when you're exposing Democrats!)
I can just picture them opening the door when trick and treaters knock on it, and then pouring a bucket of cold water over these kiddies.
Where does these IDIOTS get this stuff?
The Childern in Iraq are FAR better off than they were last year.
Our office sent a big box for a Marine full of Christmas stuff and I went around collecting the postage money, and one democrat told me we ought to put a note in there asking him to not kill innocent people. I said, "last I saw, Mike, our Marines were in Fallujah killing terrorists, not innocent people"
Well since all of your relatives are liberal I expect you won't have much to say during dinner. You can sit there with a big smile on your face and think about how much fun you have been giving to your freeper friends. You would NOT, I am sure, take notes of the table conversation for future use. heh heh Of course you wouldn't!
*smirk*
You are so bad! I like that in a person. heh ;9]
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Actually the current elites of the ACLU is largely composed of homosexuals and pro Islamofascist elitist fascists. Below is their bio/description of their current leader, the out in our face gay, Anthony D. Romero:
Anthony D. Romero took the helm of the American Civil Liberties Union in September 2001, a week before the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. The air in lower Manhattan, where the nation's preeminent civil-liberties organization is headquartered, was still thick with smoke when the administration began pressuring Congress to remove checks and balances on law-enforcement.
It was not the first time that Americans were asked to trade away freedoms for increased security, and it would not be the last-but the ACLU stood its ground under Romero's leadership, steadfastly maintaining that it is possible to be both safe and free.
Romero, an attorney with a history of public-interest activism, also presided over the most successful membership drive in the ACLU's 82-year history. In his first year, 75,000 individuals became card-carrying members of the organization for the first time.
He is the ACLU's sixth executive director, and he is the first Latino and openly gay man to serve in that capacity. He came to the organization from the Ford Foundation's Human Rights and International Cooperation Program, which he led through a period of extraordinary growth, transforming it into Ford's largest and most dynamic grant-making unit. As director of that program, he channeled approximately $90 million in grants to civil-rights, human rights and peace projects in 2000, and launched groundbreaking initiatives in affirmative action, voting rights and redistricting, immigrants' rights, women's rights, reproductive freedom and lesbian/gay rights.
Hope you have a great Thanksgiving PJ.
...Ditto the rest of you snake handlin' bible thumpin country defendin freepers. We've quite alot to be thankful for this year. God bless y'all
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