DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-04 PM Edition (Warning - graphic language)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If anybody out there doubts that insane hatred of Bush is not a mental disease then just check out this DUmmie THREAD. Actually I hope that the Secret Service is also checking out this DUmmie Thread since some of those DUmmies are so unbalanced over the prospect of a second Bush term, there is no telling what they will do. It will be a tough day for these folks on January 20. I just hope they keep that phone number of the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the insane DUmmie screechings are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, with tranquilizer darts at the ready, are in the [brackets]:

God Damn Bush...JUST god Damn him.

there is nothing else to say. The man is a mother f*cking pig liar and I can NOT stand him anymore.

It is not wrong to hate your president. the repukes did for 8 years.

I hate that motherf*cker with a passion. I hope he is impeached and worse

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

I don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity wars and just plain old fashioned bullshit.

[Try to visualize your own reality. And when that doesn’t work, send more money than you can afford to Bev Harris to retroactively overthrow the election results sometime next year.]

Bush has condemned himself...his actions have already been condemned by millions around the world, and millions here. History will show him to be the complete failure he is.

[I know the folks on Saddam’s Oil for Food bribe list have condemned Bush.]

I am tired of waiting. I wish the dam would break and his lies would start unraveling.

I can not stand to see him one more minute.

his smug arrogant pompous ass is just tooo much.

and I am sooo afraid for our country

[Actually, Dummie greenbriar, I am afraid of you getting within a couple of miles of the President. You need to be watched…..CAREFULLY!]

I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

F*ck the administration! F*ck the rethugs!!

I cannot believe what is going on in our country...

[This court hereby sentences DUmmie driver8 to undergo an Anger Management Program under the direction of Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

Goddam bush* and everyone who voted for him!

[There will be an empty anchor chair soon at CBS for which you seem eminently qualified to fill.]

If we were not read by people that would harm me, I would say a bunch more

[You’ve already said quite enough, DUmmie Greenbriar…. Psst! SS Watch List! SS Watch List!]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him. He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

[Uhhh…..speaking of a snapping mind…]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

[aka Treason.]

[506trooper]

Sorry >Google news

[ml1954]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

The O'Donnell Secession proposition rears its ugly head. I think we'll start seeing a more frequent occurrence of this infection as it spreads on DU and the more immediate and less 'nuanced' symptoms of Post Election Stress Disorder subside.

[Rebelbase]

I don't recall the same level of vitriol and pure hate for Clinton. I think it was more disgust than anything.

These folks are socially misfit and maladjusted to the world which they live.

[nina0113]

But "Greenbriar" is a loving woman not prone to violence...she said so herself.

I'd be interested to know what school Pam teaches at. I bet the parents of her students would like to see her posts.

[pharmamom]

PJ - you probably need some muriatic acid to clean yourself off after this one. Yuck. Honestly, I am worried about President Bush. The level of hatred and irrationality reaches psychosis. I hope the SS is extra-alert these days.

[PowerPro]

Some very SICK PUPPIES over in DUmmieland. And I sure hope Lee Harvey greenbriar is watched VERY CAREFULLY.

You aren't kiddin'.

I am very scared that one or more of these wacko mental cases will actually try to assasinate the President - and they would feel justified because he is "the most corrupt piece of **** that has ever walked this earth..."

And I just don't get this insane, bizarre and completely irrational hatred toward GWB. As far as I can see and IMHO, he is one of the best Presidents we have ever seen in this country.

[wasp69]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

Yeah DUmmie there are. And I am waiting for the moment my Commander in Chief gives the word for us to come after you domestic terrorists and deal with you with extreme predjudice.

[VaMarVet]

The disturbing thing here about greenbair is that in the recent - Change Your DUmmie Screen Name amnesty program - DU posts the original screen name below the latest post (may be a temporary thing – lets see) - greenbair's example follows:

This is the DU member formerly known as schoolteacherpam

If true, this lady Pam, may well be teaching (hardly - more like indoctrinating) our children. Then again, who knows what critera the DUmmies use in selecting their screen names. Wannabes or Lib / Dim disinformation bubbas - they most certainly march to the beat of a different drummer.

[PowerPro]

I disliked and disrespected Clinton but I can't say that I ever felt actual hatred toward him - I was amazed at his charisma and ability to dodge the truth.

I remember feeling he was one of the worse Presidents of all time, but never imagined doing him personal harm (other than smacking him on the back of the head and asking him "what the heck's wrong with you?).

[politicalmerc]

You know it's ironic that they want to go into a civil war since one of the major things they hate about us is that WE ARE ARMED!!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

But "Greenbriar" is a loving woman not prone to violence...she said so herself.

YIKES!!! You're right! Here is Greenbriar's latest post after I posted this thread:

it just makes my blood boil

I wanna smash my tv screen when I see him

and I am a loving woman not prone to violence

I'd be interested to know what school Pam teaches at. I bet the parents of her students would like to see her posts.

How do you know her name is "Pam?" And does this SICK PUPPY really teach in school? If so, this is FRIGHTENING!!!

[berkeleybeej]

FYI - Recount in Ohio - Judge says plaintiffs don't have standing - won't stop the election results from being certified, etc. DU'ers are gonna go berserk.

[berkeleybeej]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1287115/posts

oops - here's the FR link.

[Wonderama]

I'm just wondering..how does the re-election of Bush really affect these people? I admit, I would have been very bummed if Bush had lost, but I just can't imagine sinking to this level of hatred, anger and insanity.

I think these people need to get a life. A bad president can't ruin this country, so I felt like even if Kerry won the US would stand and survive it. Jeeze, the left is having a major meltdown.

[PJ-Comix]

This greenbriar DUmmie reminds me of the dance teacher in the movie, The Dancer Upstairs. The dance teacher was teaching the daughter of a police investigator. When he found out the dance teacher was a secret member of a Shining Path type terrorist organization, she dropped her calm demeanor and started screaming with a twisted face like a maniac, "VIVA EL PRESIDENTE EZEQUIEL!!!"

Rent that movie tape and you'll see what I mean. (Good movie!)

[MeekOneGOP]

bump for a little later ...

[Nataku X]

These people honestly think that the world will end within the next 4 years due to Bush's foreign policies. I am not kidding. You see this sentiment mentioned regularly on the Straight Dope Message Board, which is not nearly as extreme as DU. IE...

<Republican SDMBer> Oh, cheer up, it's not the end of the world.
<Democrat SDMBer> If you weren't such a dumb hickseed you'd realize that you're wrong... Bush WILL end the world!

If you wrap yourself up in Moore-esque & worse conspiracy theories and lies, it's not hard to see how you'd get suicidal or violent over Bush's election.

[petercooper]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him.

That's 80% to you and me.

[beckysueb]

It sounds to me like reality is beginning to rear its ugly head with these people. Crazy people are very dangerous when they are forced to face reality. They are very scary. We should pray for President Bush. It sounds like they hate us just as much.

[beckysueb]

They'll start talking about secession but they won't actually do it. They are to lazy to do more than talk. And their idea of civil war is protesting.