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Posted on 11/18/2004 6:30:10 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Reading the posts in DUmmieland has become a very bizarre experience recently. The DUmmies are all abuzz about the recount in Ohio. To read the DOZENS of DUmmie threads on this topic, you would think the Bush margin of victory in the Buckeye state was officially only 136 instead of 136,000. And yet the DUmmies are already celebrating the “impending” Kerry victory in Ohio and his inauguration this January. So come with me upon a journey into the Heart of DUmmie Darkness where fantasy becomes reality when viewed through the lens of absolute desperation on this THREAD. As usual the reality challenged DUmmie fantasies are in Bolshevik Red while the bemused comments of your humble correspondents watching the comedy unfold from the galler is in the [brackets]:
I believe Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan 20.
[I believe Dummie Doohickie will be instutionalized on Jan 20.]
I am Doohickie, and I approve this message.
[I am Doohickie’s shrink and I approve his hospitalization.]
I believe . . .that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way. The politics of hate and fear will one day fade into the dark recesses of history. Someday.
[I believe that you will be sharing Doohickie’s slop bucket in his padded cell.]
I believe the same (when I am not freaking out at least!!). At the minimum I see * impeached over this debacle.
[At the minimum I see you receiving electro-shock therapy.]
I trusted John Kerry enough to vote for him. I still trust him, more than anyone else, to uncover clandestine injustice (think BCCI, folks). And upon his inauguration, he will do the same kind of job on the terrorists. Just like Bush, they will never know what hit them. I know that he will do everything within his power to try to win this election. I don't need news reports to tell me he is working on the issue. If I learned nothing else from this election, I learned that John Kerry is a man of character and I have complete faith in him.
[If I learned nothing else from this election, I learned that DUmmies are living in a Fantasy World.]
Every word you wrote is what I believe, too. I trusted John Kerry enough to vote for him and I'm not about to give up on him. Character not only inspires faith, it also inspires ingenuity. I believe those working on this issue will discover a way to reveal the truth. I believe John F. Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20, 2005.
[The Psychiatric Review Board has gone over your file and has officially given you the following certification: “Just plain NUTS!!!”]
I am going to hold on to my hope, wishes and faith with all my heart, soul and mind. I believe in John Kerry and John Edwards
I believe in Bev Harris and BBV
I believe Votergate will be covered by the MSM
I believe that many programmers will come forward to blow the whistle
I believe that election workers will confess
I believe that this administration will fail, and at the least Mr. Bush and his cronies will be indicted or impeached.
[I believe that I will be busting my gut laughing at your despair on Jan. 20.]
My belief is founded on my faith in the character of our next president, John Kerry. Peace to you. I appreciate your skepticism, and I don't blame you one bit. But remember this thread and others like it when Kerry takes the oath of office in January.
[Remember this thread when you wake up from your acid trip.]
Moreover I believe in the power of visualization. MAKE IT SO!!!
[Squeeze your eyes shut really tight and wish really really hard that John Kerry was elected president. MAKE IT SO!!!]
I believe it too. I am not going to give up hope
[Too bad you’ve already given up your mind.]
Kerry will not tell a soul. He will not tell the media, he will not tell George Bush. He will wait until he has every detail straight. Then he, Edwards and other prominent Dems will sneak into the White House, hide behind the sofa, and when W walks in, they'll all jump up and yell, SURPRISE!
[See that guy jumping up from behind that sofa? SURPRISE! It is Rod Serling.]
Even the crazy people are right sometimes.
[Why don’t you engrave that thought above the entrance portal to DUmmieland?]
I believe in the vast power of visualization too, with all my heart. Also, most of the world and at least 48% of the country wants Bush out... that is powerful energy. And good always wins over evil. (Not instantly... but eventually. And since he's already been in office for 4 years, it's time for the situation to correct itself.)
[To paraphrase Sgt. Hartman, even the Almighty Himself at this point couldn’t miracle Kerry’s ass into the Oval Office.]
What say we inaugurate him our president regardless of whatever else happens? We'll just set up our own federal government, the one for the smart people, and we'll pay our taxes to it and we'll just ignore that other one... the illegitimate one... and then I can finally go out of the house again...
[But the big question is, can you finally get out of the asylum again?]
I just have a feeling that we could all be in for the greatest, most pleasant surprise in history.
[I just have a feeling that you could all be in for the biggest, most horrible shock in history.]
All Omens Point to John Kerry Victory. Boston Redsox breaking the curse of the Bambino after 84 years. Some East Indian Astrologer said that Kerry would win the election, and that *'s signs show him on his way out. I BELIEVE !!!
[And the lunar phase is rising in Uranus and your chicken’s entrails have a favorable reading. I BELIEVE!!]
Logic tells me that Rove expected the election to be closer than it was. If exit polls had shown a close split then a Bush win would not have attracted any public notice. The fact that Kerry was gaining ground in Ohio is probably what prompted him to tell Blackwell to try to block exit polls in Ohio. When that didnt work he concocted the surreal theater event with the Bush clan and national TV election night. When that didnt work, he began trying to cover his tracks and give W. "plausible deniability."
[When that didn’t work, Rove tried to give you “plausible sanity.” When that didn’t work….]
I've firmly believed that for almost a week now. This will be proof there really is a God! And the bible-thumping 'moral majority' can be damned!
[I’ve firmly believed for almost a week now that you will be returning to atheism on Jan. 20.]
I don't know what I believe anymore but I sure as hell can VISUALIZE this nightmare ending with the real winner, John Kerry, being inaugurated the 44th President of the US.
[I sure as hell can VISUALIZE your mental meltdown.]
When Kerry gets in...He needs to appoint Bev Harris, Greg Palast, Keith Olbermann, Ralph Nader, David Cobb, and Michael Badnarik to the cabinet!
[When Kerry gets in…he needs to appoint Bev Harris to Secretary of Mental Health.]
People are saying that we don't live in the real world, but a world of "conspiracies" No ... It's Faith, and with that we can create our own reality !!! No one can corner the market on faith ...
[And no one can corner the market on crack. Yes, take another hit from that pipe and create your “own reality.”]
I want to believe and see him and Edwards be sworn in as president and vice president respectively. Even though many of America looks like it has moved on preparing for four more years of Shrub.
[That’s because the rest of America hasn’t entered the crack inspired reality you have created for yourself.]
I believe you are losing touch with reality. Anyone who thinks that Kerry will be inaugurated needs to see a shrink. Seriously people, this site is starting to look like conspiracy nut central. Face reality: IT'S OVER.
[I regret to inform you that your disgusting descent into reality will likely result in your expulsion from DUmmieland.]
You don't have to believe it if you don't want to...But there is a real chance that the recount will flip Ohio. Regardless of what Kerry said, there are at least 200,000+ uncounted ballots that almost certainly favor him. It depends on how many provisonal ballots are accepted, and how many of the spoiled ballots are valid. A recount will answer those questions, and possibly expose MASSIVE fraud. I'm not saying it's very likely, but it could still happen. Until that chance is gone, I REFUSE to move on.
[Please visit the wonderful new DUmmie website: RefuseToMoveOn.Org.]
Imagine Kerry at the podium, after it has been proven that he really did win Ohio, Florida, New Mexico, and who knows how many other states, and he says 'They said I was a flip-flopper, and you know just this once they may be right, I said I conceded, but I changed my mind.' Then visualize him at his inauguration party with the Dixie Chicks singing 'Landslide' right beside him on the stage. Sorry, I just can't let go of those images, because it's really what was supposed to happen. I believe it will.
[You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mindlessness; a journey into a wacky land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead-- your next stop . . . the DUmmie Zone!]
I still believe that Kerry will be inaugurated in January. Bush cheated. That much is obvious. Ask people at random, online or in real life, who they voted for. 9 times out of 10, it's Kerry. I don't understand how the majority of people you ask can claim they voted for Kerry, yet Bush wins both the popular vote and electoral vote? That isn't even taking into account that Bush is the most hated man in modern history. The entire world hates him, and America showed more hatred for Bush over the span of his presidency than it has ever shown any president. There were incredible movements in favor of getting rid of Bush... hundreds of organizations formed. Just take a look at sorryeverybody.com. It's overwhelming. I just don't get it. It's not POSSIBLE that Bush won fairly.
[At least it’s not possible in the DUmmie Zone.]
Can I live in your reality? Mine sucks. Well, most things are really, really good about it. But the "Bush" thing is a major bummer. I'm all up for switching onto a more reasonable timeline.
[How about switching onto a more reasonable reality?]
I BELIEVE! January 20, 2005 WILL be the day John F. Kerry is inaugurated as President of the United States.
[I BELIEVE! January 20, 2005 WILL be the day El Presidente Ezequiel is inaugurated.]
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON KERRY!!!!
[You might consider calling the Suicide Hot Line on Jan. 20. The number is 1-800-BUSH-WON.]
My feeling... based on the internets, is that verifiable allegations of fraud are just around the corner. I have no way to know, but I have a feeling in my gut that Bush will be implicated. I have no data other than the stuff on DU and other sites, but the feeling is there. That little breeze that kicks up between the calm and the storm.
[Between the Pixie and the Angel Dust.]
There's an awful lot of posts that have been deleted on that thread.
OK, PJ, I know you made some of this stuff up.
Oh man...this is one deluded bunch!! To think that they value Kerry's CHARACTER is laughable in itself. Which character are they referring to? The swiftboat captain who made-up injuries to get the heck out of Dodge? The uber- hippie who denounced his fellow soldiers as war criminals? The senator who voted to cut the military and intelligence services every chance he got? The senator who gave President Bush the authority to use force against Saddam? The Presidential candidate who then refused to fund the war effort? The presidential candidate who denounced Dean for being against the Iraq war? The presidential candidate who then called it the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time?
I'm exhausted just WRITING about just how many characters John Kerry has become....he is a chameleon. I can't keep up.
It is amazing to me that these people REALLY think that KERRY will be standing on that podium on Inauguration day. :^P
p.s. Maybe Rush could purchase that 800 number and man it with trained psychologists.
I ran out of breath just reading this one! I went over just to take a peek, but it was like a car wreck. I just couldn't stop!!! Sounds like quite a few FReepers have been over there and couldn't keep themselves incognito...the DUmmies think it's "fear." Morbid fascination is more like it. Ugh.
After reading the wacky posts that are on that thread, it is frightening to think just how deluded the deleted posts must have been.
ROTFLOL
Best reply to tonight edition.
HE WILL BE. At O'Malley's Pub with fifteen people in attendance. Teraaaaaaaaza will swear him in (and then cut him off for another year) and John Edwards will goose him to get his legislative agenda going. Ted Kennedy will get up off of the floor and give a thirty second speech and all of the major MSM cameras will record the event and put it on the nightly news instead of W's inauguration.
What's wrong with that?
Naa, that's just last night's sushi.
Prairie
I've seen them - they clearly dress themselves.
They dress worse than the Czechoslovakian Brothers on SNL.
They seemed to think at least on eposter was a FReeper troll...but after going through some of the later posts, there were at least two people banned. On eof them had the timerity to say he voted for George Bush though he's a libertarian. Guess they don't like libertarians over there, at least if they admit to voting for the wrong guy.
I just checked out the dummieland at 9:30 p.m. Thursday; it looked fairly typical to me, and I've kept my eyes on them for two years now, starting right after the elections of 2002.
Trust me, P.J. is NOT making any of this up; and to make things even worse, I've seen worse lunacy over there, than this.
Keep up the good work, P.J.!
(rollingonthefloorlaughingmyassoffheygivemebackmyass)
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I'm concerned. No, seriously, I'm staying inside on January 20th.
It already has. Clinton is no longer in office.
Anyone with a brain, who will be honest knows that it is William Jefferson (Hillary) Clinton who brought us the politics of personal destruction. They named their headquarters "the war room" and began waging war against all things decent in 1992.
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I believe that with every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows....
It was Coca-Cola....Beer is as hard as I go
Okay - I visited the thread. It is so sad to have that kind of insanity on display. Now I just have to believe that some of those posters have got to have a braincell or two working, but they are feeding off of each other's insanity. These people are NOT representative of average democrats.
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