DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-04 AM Edtion ("I feel so disheartened I want to leave the US")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 15, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Here is an opportunity for an enterprising Freeper out there---Set up a travel service to facilitate the EXIT of demoralized DUmmies out of the country. Perhaps call it DUmmies In Despair Travel Service. I would recommend that you give the DUmmies extremely low rates to leave the country but with one important catch---they must NEVER return. As you can see by this thread you would have PLENTY of customers. Apparently even the DUmmies are beginning to see that the Randi Rhodes’ Black Box Voting Conspiracy is going NOWHERE. The fascist Bush Regime along with the enhanced Republican strength in Congress are HERE TO STAY. Therefore their only option left is to LEAVE. Read and laugh at this Drama Queen DUmmie THREAD about how gloom and despair has taken over in Dummieland due in large part to a phantom draft. As usual the gloomy sanity challenged rantings of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while your humble correspondent, urging them to leave the country from the sidelines, are in the [brackets]:

I feel so disheartened I want to leave the US.

[You will be even more disheartened, DUmmie bluedeminredstate, after you read the morning edition of the Nov. 15 DUmmie FUnnies.]

Is this totally wimpy? I have a 12 y.o. son who I will never allow to be cannon fodder for this debacle, and until our elections are fair and open with a system to check the results, I don't see a change. I thought having a plan in place was a good idea if I had to remove my kid from their clutches, but now I feel like there's no reason to stay - these bastards seem to have it locked up for the forseeable future.

[Yes. Karl Rove has all the Diebold voting machines preset to the Fascist mode so you have NO CHANCE at the ballot boxes in the future. So LEAVE NOW!!!]

Is the wound just too fresh to think clearly?

[DUmmies NEVER think clearly so don’t let that stop you from leaving.]

I regret that you can not teach your kids to love their country and want to defend her.

[Perhaps not but you’ve done and EXCELLENT job of trying to teach your kids to HATE the USA.]

I need to convince my husband we need to go NOW! He is in denial...

[De Nile is a great place to go to. Far away from the USA. Join your husband in De Nile and stay there PERMANENTLY.]

Two place stick out for us so far - Ireland and Scotland. Scotland wants immigrants, and the English language thing is helpful in both countries. Plus neither has pissed off our enemy that I know of.

[Well, we wouldn’t want to piss off our enemy. Al Qaeda and their fellow terrorists need to have warm fuzzy feelings about us.]

how about NZ? they have relaxed their entry requirements very recently. You should check it out!

[Yes, go to New Zealand. And I hope a Hobbit bites you in Uranus.]

The economy in the UK is quite strong so we're going to get screwed on the exchange rate (in today's business section it said $1.84 = 1 pound sterling). But we feel that it's worth it. Not only because of how we feel about the direction of the country, but we know our daughter will receive a better education in the UK than she will in Arkansas.

[Blame Bill Clinton for the lousy education system in Arkansas. He was the governor there for about a dozen years.]

And where is ultimately safe from the neocons? I'd say another planet. But if you can get there, so can they.

[Try going to Uranus.]

The best things liberal could do if a draft is inevitably reinstituted is to assist those who want to getout to get away from it to do so with financial support, making sure that only those who ipposed this regime were assisted.

[Great scam there, hotshot! Collect money to flee a draft that will never happen.]

My daugter still lives inside the US, and will reach draft age this time round. I'm prepared to airlift her out and offer her refuge if such be needed by her cannon fodder years. As well, there is little point in paying any taxes to this bunch of criminal crackpots. Being abroad is a way for a conscience to sleep at night in this regard.

[Anyone get the feeling that the DUmmies really LOVE the nonexistent phantom Draft that will never be? It allows them to feel like victims. But on the upside it will give them the excuse to LEAVE the USA.]

I love my country but I happen to love my Daughter more. If it comes down to it we will leave here. Mexico, Canada or where ever. She will not fight Bushes war in Iraq.

[I also think you love the nonexistent Draft. I allows you to express your massive drama queen talent.]

At what point do you decide that you have to flee or fight. I am a pacifist and I would rather flee to Canada that shoot my neighbor. It makes me very sad that I have to contemplate such issues.

[Not bad. Please return to the Drama Queen Auditions tomorrow for another tryout.]

will leave when it becomes apparent that my daughter will be drafted. She is not yet draft age, but will be in a few years, by then we should know the score, otherwise I'm staying right here to see the bastards out

[The Bush Regime plans to secretly lower the draft age and impress your daughter into the Army Rangers right from high school so don’t take any chances. LEAVE NOW!!!]

If indeed many of us plan to leave (as I am), we should not leave quietly. We need to remind those who are in power that the consequence of their dominance is that they will lose the best and brightest of Americans to other, more democratic nations... The fact remains that conservatives need the "liberal elites" more than vice-versa.

[Earth to Nurselefty! We DON’T need you. LEAVE NOW!!!]

Many of us managed to avoid the draft in the sixties legally and without moving to Canada. I turned 18 in 1968 and by creative thinking I managed to stay out of the service until the lottery came along and gave me a reprieve. Running away, like war, should be your last option.

[That sex change operation was a great example of the creative thinking that kept you out of the draft.]

like what way would I keep her out of the draft. There will be no college deferments. I don't think a pregnancy would be the answer. Conscientious objector, maybe. Any ideas

[Yeah. Maybe, just maybe, there WON’T be a draft. But don’t let that stop you from going abroad. LEAVE NOW!!!]

In the underground railroad, some people do Schindler's job, others are at the other end. Lifting someone out, can be easier than sending someone out.

[WOW! I think we have a DUmmie Drama Queen Award winner here!]

Sticking together didn't get these war criminals out of the WH and the deck is stacked against us.

[Yes. The Diebold voting machines are permanently set to the Fascist mode. So the deck IS stacked against you. LEAVE NOW!!!]

[omniscient]

If worse comes to worse, the DUmmies can petition Rangel to reintroduce his draft bill, with the stipulation that he actually has to support it.

[Eaker]

Or was Skinner's warning just a hoax?

I missed this, what happened??

[Freepdonia]

Just how are these people the "best and brightest?"

They're the best and brightest among the DUmmies. I know, I know...that's not saying anything.

[Ditter]

Thanks for the morning laugh.

[mlocher]

My daugter still lives inside the US, and will reach draft age this time round. I'm prepared to airlift her out and offer her refuge if such be needed by her cannon fodder years. As well, there is little point in paying any taxes to this bunch of criminal crackpots. Being abroad is a way for a conscience to sleep at night in this regard

going abroad is a not a way for a conscience to sleep at night. the enemy has plans to attack just about anywhere in the western world.

nonetheless, good luck in finding a permanant home elesewhere so that become one less political drain in an otherwise great united states.

[mlocher]

At what point do you decide that you have to flee or fight. I am a pacifist and I would rather flee to Canada that shoot my neighbor.

shooting your neighbor? we are at war with a large group of muslim extremists and this guy's thoughts are about shooting his neighbor? i would flee now and find a place where you can live your pacifist life in a dream world of safely...say the antarctic? i hear penguines are friendly, although their dress code is a bit formal

[roaddog727]

This stuff is just too funny.

I'm completely amazed that they are STILL, and in large numbers, convinced that Bush is going to re-institue the draft.

Psychosis, pure and simple.

[hellinahandcart]

My daugter still lives inside the US, and will reach draft age this time round. I'm prepared to airlift her out and offer her refuge if such be needed by her cannon fodder years.

I looked this one up in the Loonspeak-English English-Loonspeak handbook, and it translates roughly to "My credit cards are maxed out but I'll try to scrape together enough cash for her to fly standby or something".

[KidGlock]

To: PJ-Comix
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name, this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com. These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately. You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now. You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.

Skinner_DU


66 posted on 11/12/2004 9:59:38 PM PST by skinner_DU
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[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

coffee, DUFUnnies, coffee, DUFUnnies.....decisions decisions..... Oh wait! I can have both with this great AM edition!

Nice work.

[MeekOneGOP]

hahaha! What a hoot! The DUmmies are wantin' to LEAVE the U.S. !

[MeekOneGOP]

Maybe Georgie can help by arranging some of the financing for these poor, lost souls???

My tribute to George Soros:

Thanks, Georgie! Great job!

I love the sound of $27 MILLION being flushed down the terlit! :^D

[ChicagoRighty]

Thanks, PJ.

I can't get my work done I am laughing so hard at these DUmmies.

[wasp69]

DW, here is a "ping" to you.

[headsonpikes]

LOL!

[Not A Snowbird]

Last DUmmie out of Hollywood, please turn out the lights. We won't miss the smut and vulgarity coming out of that place.

[Eaker]

Too funny, thanks!!!

[Not A Snowbird]

If anyone can pick up a copy of "The Stranger" here in Seattle, their post election coverage is a complete hoot. I usually don't touch that filthy rag, but the cover is too good to pass up. All the ultra-liberal Seattleites are in complete and utter meltdown!

[najida]

Drama Queen Theater is so true!

They are creating all this high drama that doesn't exist....which means they don't have to sit down and look at what a mess their real lives are.

So sad.

So funny!

[Not A Snowbird]

Here it is! I found it: