DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-04 AM Edtion ("I feel so disheartened I want to leave the US")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 15, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Here is an opportunity for an enterprising Freeper out there---Set up a travel service to facilitate the EXIT of demoralized DUmmies out of the country. Perhaps call it DUmmies In Despair Travel Service. I would recommend that you give the DUmmies extremely low rates to leave the country but with one important catch---they must NEVER return. As you can see by this thread you would have PLENTY of customers. Apparently even the DUmmies are beginning to see that the Randi Rhodes’ Black Box Voting Conspiracy is going NOWHERE. The fascist Bush Regime along with the enhanced Republican strength in Congress are HERE TO STAY. Therefore their only option left is to LEAVE. Read and laugh at this Drama Queen DUmmie THREAD about how gloom and despair has taken over in Dummieland due in large part to a phantom draft. As usual the gloomy sanity challenged rantings of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while your humble correspondent, urging them to leave the country from the sidelines, are in the [brackets]:

I feel so disheartened I want to leave the US.

[You will be even more disheartened, DUmmie bluedeminredstate, after you read the morning edition of the Nov. 15 DUmmie FUnnies.]

Is this totally wimpy? I have a 12 y.o. son who I will never allow to be cannon fodder for this debacle, and until our elections are fair and open with a system to check the results, I don't see a change. I thought having a plan in place was a good idea if I had to remove my kid from their clutches, but now I feel like there's no reason to stay - these bastards seem to have it locked up for the forseeable future.

[Yes. Karl Rove has all the Diebold voting machines preset to the Fascist mode so you have NO CHANCE at the ballot boxes in the future. So LEAVE NOW!!!]

Is the wound just too fresh to think clearly?

[DUmmies NEVER think clearly so don’t let that stop you from leaving.]

I regret that you can not teach your kids to love their country and want to defend her.

[Perhaps not but you’ve done and EXCELLENT job of trying to teach your kids to HATE the USA.]

I need to convince my husband we need to go NOW! He is in denial...

[De Nile is a great place to go to. Far away from the USA. Join your husband in De Nile and stay there PERMANENTLY.]

Two place stick out for us so far - Ireland and Scotland. Scotland wants immigrants, and the English language thing is helpful in both countries. Plus neither has pissed off our enemy that I know of.

[Well, we wouldn’t want to piss off our enemy. Al Qaeda and their fellow terrorists need to have warm fuzzy feelings about us.]

how about NZ? they have relaxed their entry requirements very recently. You should check it out!

[Yes, go to New Zealand. And I hope a Hobbit bites you in Uranus.]

The economy in the UK is quite strong so we're going to get screwed on the exchange rate (in today's business section it said $1.84 = 1 pound sterling). But we feel that it's worth it. Not only because of how we feel about the direction of the country, but we know our daughter will receive a better education in the UK than she will in Arkansas.

[Blame Bill Clinton for the lousy education system in Arkansas. He was the governor there for about a dozen years.]

And where is ultimately safe from the neocons? I'd say another planet. But if you can get there, so can they.

[Try going to Uranus.]

The best things liberal could do if a draft is inevitably reinstituted is to assist those who want to getout to get away from it to do so with financial support, making sure that only those who ipposed this regime were assisted.

[Great scam there, hotshot! Collect money to flee a draft that will never happen.]

My daugter still lives inside the US, and will reach draft age this time round. I'm prepared to airlift her out and offer her refuge if such be needed by her cannon fodder years. As well, there is little point in paying any taxes to this bunch of criminal crackpots. Being abroad is a way for a conscience to sleep at night in this regard.

[Anyone get the feeling that the DUmmies really LOVE the nonexistent phantom Draft that will never be? It allows them to feel like victims. But on the upside it will give them the excuse to LEAVE the USA.]

I love my country but I happen to love my Daughter more. If it comes down to it we will leave here. Mexico, Canada or where ever. She will not fight Bushes war in Iraq.

[I also think you love the nonexistent Draft. I allows you to express your massive drama queen talent.]

At what point do you decide that you have to flee or fight. I am a pacifist and I would rather flee to Canada that shoot my neighbor. It makes me very sad that I have to contemplate such issues.

[Not bad. Please return to the Drama Queen Auditions tomorrow for another tryout.]

will leave when it becomes apparent that my daughter will be drafted. She is not yet draft age, but will be in a few years, by then we should know the score, otherwise I'm staying right here to see the bastards out

[The Bush Regime plans to secretly lower the draft age and impress your daughter into the Army Rangers right from high school so don’t take any chances. LEAVE NOW!!!]

If indeed many of us plan to leave (as I am), we should not leave quietly. We need to remind those who are in power that the consequence of their dominance is that they will lose the best and brightest of Americans to other, more democratic nations... The fact remains that conservatives need the "liberal elites" more than vice-versa.

[Earth to Nurselefty! We DON’T need you. LEAVE NOW!!!]

Many of us managed to avoid the draft in the sixties legally and without moving to Canada. I turned 18 in 1968 and by creative thinking I managed to stay out of the service until the lottery came along and gave me a reprieve. Running away, like war, should be your last option.

[That sex change operation was a great example of the creative thinking that kept you out of the draft.]

like what way would I keep her out of the draft. There will be no college deferments. I don't think a pregnancy would be the answer. Conscientious objector, maybe. Any ideas

[Yeah. Maybe, just maybe, there WON’T be a draft. But don’t let that stop you from going abroad. LEAVE NOW!!!]

In the underground railroad, some people do Schindler's job, others are at the other end. Lifting someone out, can be easier than sending someone out.

[WOW! I think we have a DUmmie Drama Queen Award winner here!]

Sticking together didn't get these war criminals out of the WH and the deck is stacked against us.

[Yes. The Diebold voting machines are permanently set to the Fascist mode. So the deck IS stacked against you. LEAVE NOW!!!]

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

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[cardinal4]

Yes! An early morning edition to counter the morons at GMA...!!

[Poohbah]

We need to remind those who are in power that the consequence of their dominance is that they will lose the best and brightest of Americans to other, more democratic nations...

Just how are these people the "best and brightest?"

[listenhillary]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1280176/posts

To Holland young man, to Holland

[cripplecreek]

Yoy would think the best and brightest would be those who can accept reality and facts over fantasy wouldn't you. No great brain drain if these idiots leave.

I'm really looking forward to watching to see how the DUmmies deal with the fact there will be no draft.

[Poohbah]

I'm really looking forward to watching to see how the DUmmies deal with the fact there will be no draft.

They'll demand one.

[PJ-Comix]

I'm really looking forward to watching to see how the DUmmies deal with the fact there will be no draft.

Those DUmmies will feel like, well, DUmmies when they spend YEARS abroad and the draft is never instituted. Most likely they've been brainwashed by the dopey draft ads on MTV.

[cripplecreek]

I suspect that many DUmmies will be patting themselves on the back for having prevented a draft with all their whining.

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies will end up staging Pro-Draft demonstrations to protest the fact that there is no Draft that they can feel victimized about.

[shezza]

I'm prepared to airlift her out and offer her refuge if such be needed by her cannon fodder years.

Acceptable Cannon Fodder

Unacceptable Cannon Fodder

[tjwmason]

Scotland wants immigrants, and the English language thing is helpful in both countries.

This person clearly hasn't travelled to Glasgow if he/she/it thinks that English is spoken there.

but we know our daughter will receive a better education in the UK than she will in Arkansas

This one is even more delusional, most of the U.K. got rid of education on the grounds that it discriminates between stupid people and clever ones - o.t.o.h. perhaps this DUmmy's daughter would do better over here.

Finally, to all DUmmies out there, we may have a left-wing government in the U.K., but not half so much as Canada. Please please please don't come here, there are lots of nasty people (myself being foremost), we have school prayers, we have limits on abortion, we don't allow our courts to invent gay-marriage. Canada is a much better option - this is the land of Thatcher afterall, we have troops in Iraq, our Prime Minister loves George Bush, and we have a new extradition treaty with the U.S. which will hurl your sons and daughters right back into W's draft.

To FReepers, apologies for the above; but we've got more than enough socialists here already. Good luck getting rid of yours, but I don't want them poisoning my land.

[bitt]

'If it comes down to it we will leave here. Mexico, Canada or where ever.'

This sounds like the end of the "Terminator One" movie, where Sarah drives off to Mexico...and she's worried about a daughter being drafted! I like the bit about going to "a more Democratic country"...tell me this, where is there a MORE democratic country?

[MadAnthony1776]

Typical Liberals. Hate the USA and are not willing to defend it. Let's give them a choice. Leave or institute a draft that's for liberals only (to satisfy their being upset with a draft being reinstituted). That'll give them a reason to leave a country they do not love or are willing to defend. As for the smartest leaving, one of the observations before the election was they figured President Bush's IQ was higher than SKerry's. So they can put that in their pipe and smoke it.

[Nataku X]

I predict the "youth" will figure out they've been lied to by Michael Moore, John Kerry, et al by 2008.

[An Old Marine]

They are because they say they are... "they have a plan!"

[MortMan]

I'll be honest - I worry about the lack of a paper trail, too. The funny part is this - BEFORE the election the republicans were worried about the software being rigged. AFTER - the democrats are obsessed with the issue.

However - I cannot fathom the depths of idiocy these "best and brightest" occupy when they are unable to cope with being out of the majority.

[cripplecreek]

Personally I don't blame you for not wanting them either. I think they should go to places like China, Cuba, and North Korea for their brand of freedom.

I on the other hand would love to visit Scotland but America will always be the home I return to.

[An Old Marine]

Very understandable, after all I wouldn't like my neighbor, as much as I like him, tossing his trash into my garden.

Now that Canada idea of yours might bear some thought though.

[KidGlock]

Are you posting from prison?

Or was Skinner's warning just a hoax?