"You will regret any attempts to turn
these posts into a comic book."
Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
I look forward to it each day, it is a highlight isn't it?
My mental state is not normal, I've been vacillating between schadenfruede and gloating now for about 11 days. And, I can't seem to get this smile off my face.
I probably need a psychiatrist...I've been laughing so much my belly aches.
5.56mm
"You will regret any attempts to turn
these posts into a comic book."
Falwell vs Flynt. There was even a movie about it.
We've all earned it, how many months were you sick with anxiety over the campaigning? In the last month of campaigning, I got very little sleep. I couldn't tear myself from FR, LGF, and DalyThoughts. Every dream I did have was campaign-related. Now I'm sleeping like a baby, I'm not on FR for 18 hours a day...
Enjoy it while you can.
Please put me on the ping list!
Does this Bozo know that "Skinner" is prison slang pedophile?
Ugh...
Speaking of the comic book, why don't you contact National Review? If they pick up on your column, and if it's a hit with their readers, they might put out that comic book!
Add me to ping list PJ, I was waiting for your reply to Skinner. And hey, shouldn't he be banned for making threat's?
I would go to law school just to take the case for free just to go up against the DUngeon DUmmies.
I'll bet you're just quaking in your boots. ;-)
Don't ban him, thats like the Viking Kitty killing the troll. You got no one left to play with.
This is my private thought. Don't you dare read it.
I said, stop it!!!!
Quit it!!! I really mean it...
Alright, I'm calling the mods....
A thought is a thought.
Once a DU thought is written down it becomes an object of righteous ridicule.
PJ - You go girl!
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now. You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
I guess he/she/it hasn't talked to Al Franken. How dare you make fun of them with their own 'secret' words and thoughts, which they've expressed in writing somewhere where everyone in the world can read them, and reread them over and over again. This is just further evidence that they really are DUmmies.
"He and they can't stand to be mocked"
This is enlightening: if a DU-er tried to do FR funnies, it wouldn't work! They could try, but it wouldn't bother us. You can't mock an honest man. And, conservatives are fundamentally honest as compared to leftwingers. The Left is inherently dishonest, which is why they are such a large easy target. Your threads just lob in direct hits one after another!
The fish in the barrel are beginning to complain.
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