"He and they can't stand to be mocked"
This is enlightening: if a DU-er tried to do FR funnies, it wouldn't work! They could try, but it wouldn't bother us. You can't mock an honest man. And, conservatives are fundamentally honest as compared to leftwingers. The Left is inherently dishonest, which is why they are such a large easy target. Your threads just lob in direct hits one after another!
The fish in the barrel are beginning to complain.
"The fish in the barrel are beginning to complain".
And stink!