Posted on 11/08/2004 9:18:56 AM PST by FreeKeys
Yipes! Looks like this whole America-healing thing has been a bit slower than earlier anticipated. We here at Iowahawk are all about keeping hope alive, so here's fresh batch of positives to keep our progressive friends warm during the upcoming Rovian ice age:
On an up note, Democratic efforts to increase voter turnout was a major success story in 2004. Progressives have shown that they know how to get first-timers and young people to the polling booth. Next time, you can work on the problem of making them vote for you.
Kerry's lack of success in the South was largely due to the fact that Southerners are uneducated and often 'slow.' Studies have found that special needs students often learn better through repetition, so it will be important to continually remind Southerners that they are violent inbred monkey-people.
The election has provided the progressive movement with a number of key learning points. For instance, it is clear that American voters are not swayed by condescending celebrities. In future campaigns, tell the celebrities to emphasize other important emotions, like anger and contempt.
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