Posted on 10/30/2004 4:51:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
In todays edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, we get a sneak preview of the Mental Meltdown the DUmmies will be suffering on Election Night if when Kerry loses. In this THREAD the DUmmies discuss their post-election plans if the Bush Fascist Regime remains in power. Of course, they keep telling themselves this wont be happening but its funny they keep making plans for just that situation. As usual, the ranting DUmmie lunacy is in Bolshevik Red while the wry observations of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
God Forbid - But If We Lose...
[It CANT happen. MUSTNT happen. But IF it does happen (but it musnt) then ]
Do you plan to:
1. Revolt - Civil War
2. Move To Another County - If So, Which?
3. Change To A "3rd" party
4. Nothing
[5. Screech so loud that you crap in your diaper.]
start pressing for California secession. It'll be time to Constitutionally secede then, imho.
[Dont forget to annex Tijuana while youre at it.]
Hey, you need to take Oregon and Washington with you. We'll call it Ecotopia.
[aka FruitnNutia.]
We are not welcome anywhere...now. Antarctica, maybe?
[Nope! Even the penguins hate DUmmies.]
Civil war is not an impossibility. Real peace is possible only if Kerry wins...and then it will be a long-shot.
[DUmmie Revolt! DUmmie Revolt! The DUmmies are revolting!---You said it! They STINK on ice.]
We have a farm besides where we live, which is in a small town. We went ahead and paid for it, and if Bush is reelected, we plan to move out into the country and get as independent of "things" as we can. We have friends who are thinking of moving to Germany. This is so awful!
[The horror! The HORROR!]
thought about it. If they stole the election again, I would stay and fight. But if it turned out the true majority wanted BushCo, I would seek refuge in Canada, Sweden or Norway. Not a snowball's chance that is the case, though. But that's NOT going to happen. Kerry's going to win because we are continuing to work hard and see to it.
[Kerry is NOT going to lose. He CANT lose. Somebody out there, please give me reassurance that Kerry wont lose! HELP MEEEE!!!!]
I intend to keep fighting the good fight. In my opinion, there is a very real possibility that bush will remain as President.
[And that DUmmie WINS a Kewpie doll for having a sense of electoral realism!]
Think positive. We're going to win so big that George Bush will think he was gang raped in a Turkish prison.
[But, just in case, better give Kerry a jar of Vaseline.]
no, No, NO! No talk about losing now. Too much to do. If the outcome is contested, even more to do. If, after all that, things still look bad, then there will be plenty of time to discuss what happens next.
[EEEEK! Kerry MUST NOT lose. Cant think about that possibility! If it comes true Im gonna LOSE MIND .and provide great material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Just make sure our voices continue to echo throughout the world. They can't take away our voices, no matter what kind of laws they pass, no matter how hard they try. Should the day end in darkness we will still be united.
[The Bolsheviks, united, can NEVER be defeated!]
if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo.
[Thank you, maxsolomon, for thoughtfully providing your screen name. It shouldnt be too hard to track down your real name for placement on the Terror Watch List.]
Not going to lose. That's my mind-set right now. We are **not** going to lose.
[NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT .. So why am I so nervous? .. NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT!]
I think the whole nation should secede from DC. Leave Bush behind as President of Capitol Hill and let the rest of us frame a new Constitution and a new PNAC free government.
[Hold tight! Your lithium treatment is ON THE WAY!]
It may be a win-win situation in the long run.... If Bush stays in office his continuing foreign policy is likely to fail miserably, America will become even more ostracized in the world, and America will become even more divided than ever before. In the long run, this could irreparably harm the Republican party for decades to come. Bush can step down now and leave the office in peace, or, if he stays in office, will have to face charges of international war crimes and, probably, impeachment.
[See! Even you DUmmies can celebrate the Bush win on Election Day. It will be a win-win situation. WHEEEEEE!!!!]
Fondly Recall The Days Before Facism In America . . .
[Those were the Days, My Friend. I THOUGHT theyd Never End!]
OOPS I meant 10 of them not 1-
Hey, Gram, over here!! LOL!!!
heh! heh!! Watch 'em all scatter like the Rats they are!!!
Great as usual. I can't wait for the election night edition!!! The melt downs will be so entertaining.
I'm afraid we're going to miss the FUn on election night, though. They're going to block out all but paying customers. I guess they can't face the shame after bragging so much lately.
Ectopia are belong to us now.
Its some kind of secret Republican Society in the imagination of the DUmmies. PNAC is responsible for everything that happens in the universe. I would imagine its headed up by Carl Rove.
Point this end towards enemy.
Ahh ha !
Thank yew Becky Sue !
Stay safe !
No problem. You, too.
I think you mean "oh, the hugh manatee."
. . . . . . . . . "Set phasers to DEVOICIFY!"
ROTFL! Ectopia....sounds like a serious illness.
As I occasionally need to remind my kids when they're getting ready to cut off their noses to spite their faces, "It's really not a threat if it's something I'm dying to see you try."
A liberal with a gun: It's like a fish with a bicycle.
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The DUhmmies probably think Deliverance is a great love story.
Y'all are missing all the fun. This one is funny.
That's so the 10 of them can have some privacy for their pity party.
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