Oh you said Big Guns ....Oooops !
Posted on 10/30/2004 4:51:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
In today’s edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, we get a sneak preview of the Mental Meltdown the DUmmies will be suffering on Election Night if when Kerry loses. In this THREAD the DUmmies discuss their post-election plans if the Bush Fascist Regime remains in power. Of course, they keep telling themselves this won’t be happening but it’s funny they keep making plans for just that situation. As usual, the ranting DUmmie lunacy is in Bolshevik Red while the wry observations of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
God Forbid - But If We Lose...
[It CAN’T happen. MUSTN’T happen. But IF it does happen (but it musn’t) then…]
Do you plan to:
1. Revolt - Civil War
2. Move To Another County - If So, Which?
3. Change To A "3rd" party
4. Nothing
[5. Screech so loud that you crap in your diaper.]
start pressing for California secession. It'll be time to Constitutionally secede then, imho.
[Don’t forget to annex Tijuana while you’re at it.]
Hey, you need to take Oregon and Washington with you. We'll call it Ecotopia.
[aka Fruit’n’Nutia.]
We are not welcome anywhere...now. Antarctica, maybe?
[Nope! Even the penguins hate DUmmies.]
Civil war is not an impossibility. Real peace is possible only if Kerry wins...and then it will be a long-shot.
[DUmmie Revolt! DUmmie Revolt! The DUmmies are revolting!---You said it! They STINK on ice.]
We have a farm besides where we live, which is in a small town. We went ahead and paid for it, and if Bush is reelected, we plan to move out into the country and get as independent of "things" as we can. We have friends who are thinking of moving to Germany. This is so awful!
[The horror! The HORROR!]
thought about it. If they stole the election again, I would stay and fight. But if it turned out the true majority wanted BushCo, I would seek refuge in Canada, Sweden or Norway. Not a snowball's chance that is the case, though. But that's NOT going to happen. Kerry's going to win because we are continuing to work hard and see to it.
[Kerry is NOT going to lose. He CAN’T lose. Somebody out there, please give me reassurance that Kerry won’t lose! HELP MEEEE!!!!]
I intend to keep fighting the good fight. In my opinion, there is a very real possibility that bush will remain as President.
[And that DUmmie WINS a Kewpie doll for having a sense of electoral realism!]
Think positive. We're going to win so big that George Bush will think he was gang raped in a Turkish prison.
[But, just in case, better give Kerry a jar of Vaseline.]
no, No, NO! No talk about losing now. Too much to do. If the outcome is contested, even more to do. If, after all that, things still look bad, then there will be plenty of time to discuss what happens next.
[EEEEK! Kerry MUST NOT lose. Can’t think about that possibility! If it comes true I’m gonna LOSE MIND….and provide great material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Just make sure our voices continue to echo throughout the world. They can't take away our voices, no matter what kind of laws they pass, no matter how hard they try. Should the day end in darkness we will still be united.
[The Bolsheviks, united, can NEVER be defeated!]
if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo.
[Thank you, maxsolomon, for thoughtfully providing your screen name. It shouldn’t be too hard to track down your real name for placement on the Terror Watch List.]
Not going to lose. That's my mind-set right now. We are **not** going to lose.
[NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT ..…So why am I so nervous? ….. NOT! NOT! NOT! NOT!]
I think the whole nation should secede from DC. Leave Bush behind as President of Capitol Hill and let the rest of us frame a new Constitution and a new PNAC free government.
[Hold tight! Your lithium treatment is ON THE WAY!]
It may be a win-win situation in the long run.... If Bush stays in office his continuing foreign policy is likely to fail miserably, America will become even more ostracized in the world, and America will become even more divided than ever before. In the long run, this could irreparably harm the Republican party for decades to come. Bush can step down now and leave the office in peace, or, if he stays in office, will have to face charges of international war crimes and, probably, impeachment.
[See! Even you DUmmies can celebrate the Bush win on Election Day. It will be a “win-win situation.” WHEEEEEE!!!!]
Fondly Recall The Days Before Facism In America . . .
[Those were the Days, My Friend. I THOUGHT they’d Never End!]
...Liberals against Conservatives in a civil war...what does he want to commit suicide...we have all the guns. :)
But don't forget about this dummy.
"if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo"...
This is scary. A DUmmie with a LARGE GUN and PLENTY of ammo (hmmm, should I choose the Daisy, or the Sheraton? 177, or 22 caliber? Which of these will look best in my one bedroom apartment? Should I equip it with a laser sight, or just use the stock peep sites? Can I get me a huntin license here?).
Guess it's time to for me to organize the old reloading bench. Hunting season is just around the corner, and I may need an extra one hole round in case this dummy attacks!
Maybe he'll realize that if the Democrats had their way, he'd be unable to do this. Maybe at some point, out on the range, blue sky above, brass flying in the air, cordite in his nostrils, and a paper target having its ink punched out down range -- he'll realize that it wasn't the Republicans who were after his freedom.
We can only hope.
Lol....hmmm, should I get 5 or 15 CO2 canisters....
Whats Dat ?
Reminiscent of MST2K...loved that show!!
Silly sod can't even spell the most fun part of his anatomy, or perhaps, lacking one, suffers from PNAC envy.
PNAC is an acronym for this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/
No, but the improbability of a civil war being successfully started--let alone concluded--by people who can't actually operate anything more complex than an iPod is so staggeringly near zero that even conservative economists might have trouble arriving at an exact number.
But what the hell: BRING ... IT ... ON! Here's a tip: the round comes out of the end that's open.
Hmmmm.... It looks like the DUmmie FUnnies DESTROYED yet another DUmmie thread. This one died soon after this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies was posted. I've noticed this trend. Soon after a DUmmie FUnnies edition is posted, the DUmmie thread it was based on DIES.
Stop it!!!!
I cannot finish dinner laughing this hard!!!
Guessing kinda light there ole buddy!!!
Or are you talking just about FR???
5.56mm
You have quite a way with prose! ;-)
I have a few of those business ends laying about here somewhere...
My heart is just bleedin' purple coolaid all over the place...
Thread killer.
{g}
Amazing isn't it? They spill their guts and sometimes incriminate themselves (not to mention pee on themselves) and then they want to take it all back.
"I actually did vote for the 87 billion...before I voted against it". This is the most memorable line from the campaign so far, except for Bush's line.
"Whatever it takes".
Oh you said Big Guns ....Oooops !
Lock-n-load, I can shoot 1- of them while they are figgering out how to point the gun and get the safety off, and I'm a girrrrrrrrrrrrrl!
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