Signs you might be a liberal, continued..

Weekly posting on identifying liberal tendencies. To view these and additional posts (some by Freepers) go to GOP and the City.

View these and many more at GOP and the City.

A little liberal Haiku for you:
Libs up to no good
Voters will re-elect Bush
Do you want some wood

If you are upset with a teacher in New Jersey for displaying a picture of the president on her wall, but have no problem with the teacher who forced a class to watch Fahrenheit 9/11, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if you are selling t-shirts on Ebay that read, "I supported Saddam Hussein against America, and all I got was an oil voucher and this lousy t-shirt".

If expressing your political ideals involves gunshots, urination, or intimidation, you might be a liberal.

You are a liberal if you equate terrorism with hos and bookies.

If you still think John Edwards "held his own" during the VP debates, you are a liberal in utter denial.

If you tried to buy wood from George W. Bush, you might be a liberal.

If your candidate is still pandering to secure the black vote, with only a couple of weeks before the election, you might be in trouble.

You might be a liberal if you insist on passing the Galactic Test before committing any unilateral action, including eating crackers in bed, singing in the shower or taking a wiz.
(Hat Tip - Scarey Kerry)

If you have to send your running mate to a New Jersey (which Gore won by 16 points), twice in two weeks, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if you feel bad for Kerry and his "war wounds". Just because you realize how much those shrapnel wounds to the buttocks will hurt after the election results come in.

One sign that holds up well when you just can't pin a person down on his party preference is... ahem... tax-cuts.

This one is the sure-all... the 'kicker' to find out if your spouse, friend, boss, employee, co-worker or acquaintance is 'talkin the talk but not 'walkin the walk!

Use it only if you have to... because sometimes their response will amaze you!

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