DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-04 (Bush's "Bulge" Inspires DUmmie Conspiracy Theories)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 10, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Here is the THREAD for the DUmmie Bulge discussion. BTW, this is not the only such discussion. There are currently several DUmmie threasds on the same topic.

The DUmmie PING list is rapidly approaching 100 members. Let me know if you want to be on the DUmmie PING list. Perhaps YOU will be member #100.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Jet Jaguar]

Thanks. Another classic!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I went to the link and I swear I lost some IQ points while at the DUmmies site. Don't they have something better to bit*h about. I guess they are trying to get back at us for the Kerry cheat sheet stuff from the first debate.

[San Jacinto]

I want to be member number 96.

[ProudVet77]

Don't these DUmmies know that it is W's remote control usint so he can be manipulated by Cheney's transmitter, cleverly hidden in his Pacemaker.

[Martin Tell]

This needs to be forwarded to the major news media…

It was. Believe it or not the New York Times actually ran this insane story.

Guess I missed the story they ran exposing the note cards, oops, excuse me, "pen" sKerry pulled out in the first debate.

[PJ-Comix]

I want to be member number 96.

And so you are. But how did you know exactly how many folks were already on the PING list?

[Boss_Jim_Gettys]

P.J., I don't know about the first debate, but I know for a fact that Bush was wired for the second. I was the one who whispered to him, "Need some wood?"

Do me a favor and don't tell the DUmmies.

[NRA1995]

Just one problem here.....if the Prez was wired, WHY did he perform so poorly? Little green men jamming his communicator?

[NRA1995]

AOL Headlines is running it too.....but that's to be expected

[bray]

Is it too late to buy stock in Prozac for the post election mass suicide??? These guys just hate the fact that W may be smarter than Yaaawn!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[DSBull]

Awright Bud!, You caused me to spit my beer through my nose. Along with the obvious pain and suffering of ejecting said beer through the wrong orifice, the blatant waste of a precious nectar is most appalling..

You should be ashamed of yourself, and if I could get to you, you would get the biggest nuggie I could muster. ;>)

[sauropod]

In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area.

[Glad to be of help. This is not only mentioned in Revelations but in the Book of Rove as well.]

ROFLOL! You did a good job w/ this one. Pls. add me to your ping list.

[Ditter]

Excellent. I do hope the DUmmies find this thread while they are lurking over here and see themselves as others see them.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area.

LMAO - I love it when Liberals who typcially support abortion, casual sex, drug use, and "gay" marriage start trying to quote the Bible.

[pharmamom]

In the Bible there is a passage in revelations.

Hello! Anybody in there? It is the Book of Revelation. No "s" at the end. If you are going to develop intricate conspiracy theories and them tie them to Scripture, at least get the details right.

[piasa]

Just one problem here.....if the Prez was wired, WHY did he perform so poorly? Little green men jamming his communicator?

In the first debate the rats were trying to run a denial-of-guard-service attack through the internet Muhammad Al-Gore invented. By the second debate McBuckhead Security and Virus Scan foiled their best efforts.

[Rightly Biased]

beat me to it...."Revelation" John only had one of them and it was only one.

[piasa]

PJ, you're accomplishing something previously thought impossible here. Haven't you noticed the marked decline in f***ing in their posts?

What next? Are you going to instruct them on the proper use of salad forks?