Medical History in the Making ! Caption This !

Whoo-Whee! Flame away, I guess. LOL !!

I didn't dare put this anywhere but the Dust Bin of FR.....

10, 9, 8, 7, 6.......

1 posted on 10/17/2002 6:21:07 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP

My buddy sent this to me in e-mail today. I couldn't help but post it.....

2 posted on 10/17/2002 6:23:37 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Not only does he have a kid, but it will only take him one second to pee from now on. A twofer!

3 posted on 10/17/2002 7:23:30 PM PDT by Senator Pardek

To: Senator Pardek

LOL !! Thank you, sir.

4 posted on 10/17/2002 8:28:44 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP

That guy probibly didn't survive it!! LOL

5 posted on 10/17/2002 9:53:37 PM PDT by potlatch

"Funny.....I was sure it would come out longer and MUCH thinner....."

6 posted on 10/18/2002 6:47:15 AM PDT by sheltonmac

I can't see very well, so it took a minute for me to figure out what in the world. Then I cracked up!

In the Adoption Triad, the bio father of the child is known as the "birthdad". Guess your guy's a birthdad, for real. LOL

7 posted on 10/18/2002 10:20:16 AM PDT by JudyB1938

The Canadian Universal Health Care System at work.

8 posted on 10/18/2002 3:50:39 PM PDT by Commander8

I'll make all you guys mad when I say that a man couldn't stand the pain... a man would be yelling "I changed my mind". he he

9 posted on 10/20/2002 8:43:47 PM PDT by janetgreen

LOL !! I don't WANT the job, heh heh !!

10 posted on 10/21/2002 1:45:10 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Well, us men have diff'rent parts, as you know. There's no way...

Not even with muscle relaxers...

11 posted on 10/22/2002 6:44:11 PM PDT by Dakmar

Not even with muscle relaxers...

LOL

12 posted on 10/22/2002 8:26:25 PM PDT by janetgreen

"Well, Mr. Hollister... the good news is that we've managed to clear your obstructed colon..."

"The bad news..."

13 posted on 10/28/2002 10:00:44 PM PST by jedwardtremlett

Easily offended Catholics ignore this post...
I am reminded of the story I once heard... a small town girl got knocked up and, not wanting an abortion, talked with her doctor about the problem. The doc, having more b@lls than brains, said that he would deliver the baby and pass it off as belonging to some woman in the hospital that day for some other ailment. When the time came to deliver the child, the ONLY other patient in the whole hospital was a Priest. Still, when the priest came out from under the gas, our hero, the doc, was there holding a bouncing baby boy. He convinces the priest that, indeed, a miracle has ocurred and the appendectomy they THOUGHT the priest was there for turned into a bouncing baby boy. The priest accepted the miracle and took the boy to raise as his son.

Years later, the priest was on his deathbed and called the now young man to him. "Son," he said, "For all these years, I have told you that I was you that I was your father. I must confess now that I lied to you. I am not your father. I am your mother. The Bishop was your father."

14 posted on 11/07/2002 1:03:36 PM PST by dcwusmc

To: dcwusmc; maxwell

15 posted on 11/08/2002 5:46:18 AM PST by MeekOneGOP

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