Elderly British baronet offers $66K a year for ‘good breeder’ to birth male heir — with a lengthy list of requirements

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[nickcarraway]

He has a 1,300-acre estate and a nine-month supply of frozen sperm — now he just needs a “good breeder.”

Sir Benjamin Slade, 79, of Britain has made Tinder accounts, taken out newspaper ads and starred in a TV series all in an effort to find a wife to produce an heir — and a spare — for his multimillion-dollar fortune.

SNIP

Scorpios, Guardian news-outlet readers and people from countries beginning with the letter ‘I’ or with green in the flag need not apply, Sir Benjamin said.

[Chickensoup]

Actually they would be insemination. No sex necessary.

[riverrunner]

Bad camera angle.

[bleach]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWcVoX0QDyA

[Jolla]

I have a 12-acre estate

I call my country place a villa.

By the way, how does he know it is a 9 month supply?

[Repeat Offender]

When I was young my dad once walked in my room and said, “If you keep doing that, you’re going to go blind!”

I said, “Dad! I’m over here!”

[Albion Wilde]

He won’t be around to oversee the moral education of his heir. What could go wrong?

[Orosius]

Are private citizens allowed to have Thompson submachine guns in England?

[dfwgator]

because he doesn't want women from Ireland.

[nickcarraway]

Maybe that’s a plus.

[JimRed]

...people from countries beginning with the letter ‘I’ or with green in the flag need not apply, Sir Benjamin said.

So, NO IRISH NEED APPLY!

[bankwalker]

Or Italian ...

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He has a 1,300-acre estate and a nine-month supply of frozen sperm”

Is that the latest prepper thing now?

It's a good idea if you have a noble title and want to keep it going.

[T. Rustin Noone]

Little does he know, the country populated by the Irish is spelled Eire.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Or Saudi. Zambia. Pakistan. Kuwait. Jordan.

In fact he took out most of the Islamic countries.

[alexander_busek]

By the way, how does he know it is a 9-month supply?

It took him that long to build it up. Doesn't necessarily imply that that's how long it would last.

If I were "in the market" for that sort of "product," I'd demand quality-control tests be done!

Regards,