Posted on 02/08/2024 6:51:51 PM PST by algore
A transgender Muslim woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for throwing out her surgically removed testicles, which she left rotting his fridge.
On Wednesday, a district judge in Pontiac, Michigan, denied small claims petitions from a pair for former lovers who were battling each other in court.
The claims centered around the testicles of Brianna Kingsley, also known as Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib, who identifies as a Muslim woman.
Kingsley, a transgender woman, has claimed that her ex-boyfriend, William Wojciechowski, 'retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs' and demanded the 'immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500.'
Judge Jeremy Bowie ruled 'it's a wash' after hearing a testimony from Kingsley, 40, and Wojciechowski, 37
After Kingsley's initial handwritten filing, Wojciechowski filed a counterclaim, also seeking $6,500 in damages, because he claims he was 'humiliated' by news coverage of the debacle.
Following their break-up, Wojciechowski filed a personal protection order against Kingsley, which Kingsley violated in January, 2023.
The violation landed Kingsley a $100 fine and a three-day incarceration at the Oakland County Jail.
'We allow a one-time visit with a Sheriff's officer in situations like that for people to go back to get their belongings,' the judge said.
'Ms. Kingsley failed to retrieve the testicles from the refrigerator at that time... If they were so important to her, she had the opportunity to grab them, and she didn't.'
Wojciechowski revealed that he threw the testicles away in July because they were decaying in his refrigerator.
'They were rotting in my fridge, and it was disgusting - I've got food in there I wanted to eat,' Wojciechowski told the judge.
'She didn't keep them in a biohazard container like she was supposed to.'
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Now I’ve heard everything.
Well, that story just about topped (or is it lopped) off our evening.
Now there’s a headline you don’t read every day.
Geez. I’m still trying to work my way thru the headline.
Are we REALLY ready for World War 3?
I’m speechless
Unless I go for a McDonalds joke
It takes balls to investigate this story.
Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin must be laughing when they see this. Same goes for Kim Jung Un amd Khanemi.
I hope there is no applicable case law setting precedent and that he gets sent to a Muslim country for a trial there, an appropriate country such as Saudi Arabia that can give political asylum to a no-balls transgender Muslim guy gal.
If I had a dollar for every time…
Who is it for?
Oh, those rascals at the Islam Bee!
You can share the family jewels...
You can lose the family jewels...
but....
YOU CAN’T THROW AWAY THE FAMILY JEWELS!!!
Where do they all come from?
Small Claims Court.
Huh.
Maybe the ex thought they were cocktail olives and made a couple martinis? Probably didn’t realize what he had done until he walked past a bar and got an erection.
Well, they were apparently small.
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