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Dear Abby: I’m a Lesbian … I Think
New York Post ^ | 10/18

Posted on 10/18/2023 11:41:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 10/18/2023 11:41:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
I’m a lesbian. My wife

Contradiction in terms.

2 posted on 10/18/2023 11:42:25 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

Oh, yeah ... there’s nothing like a lesbian relationship to bring out the very worst in “domestic violence” ...


3 posted on 10/18/2023 11:43:15 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

My favorite of the Old Dear Abby columns was when a woman wrote that there were two women living in the apartment across the hall from her who never had any male visitors. The woman asked, “Do you think they are Lebanese?”


4 posted on 10/18/2023 11:44:49 AM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: nickcarraway
Is that you Ms Garrett?


5 posted on 10/18/2023 11:45:50 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: NorthMountain

If they were both as hot as these two in the pic I’d be happy to share her.


6 posted on 10/18/2023 11:46:03 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (e allowed )
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To: nickcarraway

Dear LACKING CERTAINTY IN CALIFORNIA,

Get out of California, ASAP........................


7 posted on 10/18/2023 11:47:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Be sure to find their places on the H/C Matrix before getting too involved.


8 posted on 10/18/2023 11:47:37 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer.

When I was a young girl like normal girls do
I looked to a woman’s love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much
I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say “goddamn”
I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man
My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am
But then along came Lester and my tell of woe began
(Chorus)
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer
It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part
She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
Lester came to work at Papa’s store and decided to ease on in
Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick
Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick
I guess that I was courios I guess that I was young
I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb
(Chorus)
For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
If a woman don’t drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past
I think about those girlfriends and why they didn’t last
For there’s certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
And so I say to you my friends without this man I’d die
So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry
(Chorus)


9 posted on 10/18/2023 11:49:30 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: nickcarraway

Abusive relationships are certainly not exclusive to heterosexuals.


10 posted on 10/18/2023 11:52:42 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: nickcarraway

Trying to unpack this so I can understand it.

The writer is female and is a lesbian, “married” to a woman. She has met a man on some website and grew emotionally attached to him. She is wondering if she is really lesbian, or maybe if she is normal.

Reply from “dear Abby.” Hell no! You’re not normal! You need to see a shrink. Go talk with some gay or lesbian people right away.


11 posted on 10/18/2023 11:54:53 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Democracy dies when you take away from those who work and give to those who won't. Khrushchev.)
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To: CatOwner

According to the studies, lesbians relationships have the most domestic violence, then straight couples, then gay males couples have the least. For what it’s worth.


12 posted on 10/18/2023 11:56:29 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: CatOwner
“There’s no such thing as domestic violence. ” (Standup comedy, some profanity)
13 posted on 10/18/2023 11:57:56 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The key fact is that she seems to be attracted to presumably handsome male actors. Physical attraction to males is making her doubt that she is a lesbian. Isn’t there a bi category? The resolution of her dilemma seems fairly simple to me. I bet her lesbianism is more political than real.


14 posted on 10/18/2023 12:00:05 PM PDT by DeplorablePaul
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To: nickcarraway

I am so glad I am in my 60’s.
The poor people younger than 40 are in for a real mess of a life.


15 posted on 10/18/2023 12:09:08 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: NorthMountain

Contradiction in terms? Maybe, maybe not. Difficult to tell and no I don’t want pictures to help.... 🤣


16 posted on 10/18/2023 12:10:00 PM PDT by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting…)
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To: Lockbox

If it’s two XX women, they aren’t married.

Women don’t have wives. Men don’t have husbands.

Dykes and fairies like to lie about all sorts of things.


17 posted on 10/18/2023 12:11:44 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: DIRTYSECRET
Hot? *Wipes glasses*

Am I missing something?

18 posted on 10/18/2023 12:11:46 PM PDT by EnigmaticAnomaly ("The truth doesn't damage points of view that are legitimate.")
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To: NorthMountain

*If they were both as hot as these two in the pic I’d be happy to share her./
Be sure to find their places on the H/C Matrix before getting too involved.*

You mean watching the 2 of them is not worth the risk?


19 posted on 10/18/2023 12:11:54 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (e allowed )
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To: DeplorablePaul
Isn’t there a bi category?

According to the wisdom of Andrew "Dice" Clay ...

Guys: either you sxxk dxxk or you do not sxxk dxxk. There is no "bi".

The same concept could easily be adapted to women

20 posted on 10/18/2023 12:14:17 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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