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We Were Done Having Children — Until His Vasectomy Failed
MSN ^ | 6/30 | Samantha Westerlund

Posted on 07/01/2022 1:15:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway

56 plus 18 equals 74.

I watched my husband Bob as he held the little piece of plastic in his hand. While he was staring intently at the two pink lines, unable to comprehend the results of the test I’d just taken, I was busy doing the math.

74. Bob would be 74 when this baby graduated from high school.

All the stereotypes of Hollywood actresses having children with geriatric men flashed in my mind. Three years ago, Bob and I discussed the possibility of having a third child.

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...


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1 posted on 07/01/2022 1:15:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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So... she wants to be shagging a younger guy?


2 posted on 07/01/2022 1:17:10 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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To: nickcarraway

Seems like quite the inconvenience but that still doesn’t justify child murder.


3 posted on 07/01/2022 1:18:07 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. It's "whatever".)
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To: humblegunner

So who was the father?


4 posted on 07/01/2022 1:18:24 PM PDT by McGavin999 (To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
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To: nickcarraway

Ok ... the author and her husband, and all their friends, are a bunch of neurotic weirdos ...


5 posted on 07/01/2022 1:18:34 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

Sarah and Abraham were pretty surprised, too.


6 posted on 07/01/2022 1:18:34 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Hoes mad! LOL! )
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OH NO!!! See???!!! Whatever shall we do now that Roe V Wade has been overturned? /S


7 posted on 07/01/2022 1:19:02 PM PDT by LibertyWoman (America, the Handwriting is on the Wall. )
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To: nickcarraway

Joe Alioto, SF mayor did it at age 62.


8 posted on 07/01/2022 1:19:38 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: humblegunner
So... she wants to be shagging a younger guy?

Maybe she was, and doesn't want to fess up.
9 posted on 07/01/2022 1:23:32 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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To: humblegunner

Good grief. She’s obviously very happy with her husband and their unplanned child.


10 posted on 07/01/2022 1:24:39 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: DIRTYSECRET

and then theres Charlie Chaplin at about 80


11 posted on 07/01/2022 1:25:54 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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People are very foolish to think that vasectomies never fail - or, conversely, that they’re always reversible.


12 posted on 07/01/2022 1:26:12 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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Joe Alioto, SF mayor did it at age 62.

Tony Randall (TV's Felix Unger), whom no one would describe as a he-man, remarried after his wife of 54 years died, and sired two children at 77 and 78. He died at 84.
13 posted on 07/01/2022 1:26:45 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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Samantha and Bob are going to be grounded for the next 18 years .... /s


14 posted on 07/01/2022 1:27:52 PM PDT by Ken522
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To: nickcarraway
Why not kill it with fire, drag it half way out and use a blowtorch.

Oh, and film it for TickTok

These people are so sick. As student of biology I know what a woman is, and that I am not one.

Despite this I have been thinking about innocent human sacrifice a lot more in the recent weeks.

and wondering if we should send a new probe into space with our updated species gender identifications.

I bet the bee could do that for me :)

15 posted on 07/01/2022 1:28:15 PM PDT by algore
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My parents were in their early to mid 40s when I was born. They thought they were done after having 5 kids. They gave away all the hand me downs and all the baby stuff. Then....surprise! I always joked that they could have named me “oops!”

I liked being the youngest and having older siblings. My parents used to say I kept them young. I lost my dad in my mid 20s and sure, I would have loved for him to have been around another decade or two to give me advice but I think there are advantages to having a kid when you’re older. For one thing most people are more calm and more relaxed after having been through things before. Also, a lot of people are more financially stable after they’ve gained more work experience. I don’t think she should worry about it as much as she is.


16 posted on 07/01/2022 1:28:46 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: Dr. Sivana
Tony Randall (TV's Felix Unger), whom no one would describe as a he-man, remarried after his wife of 54 years died, and sired two children at 77 and 78. He died at 84.

Joan Rivers used to say that Tony's first wife convinced him that he was gay.

17 posted on 07/01/2022 1:30:38 PM PDT by x
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To: nickcarraway

At least the kid will have a father..more than many kids these days.


18 posted on 07/01/2022 1:34:48 PM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: Jamestown1630

There’s currently a pretty good market for new kids in the Filipines.


19 posted on 07/01/2022 1:35:05 PM PDT by humblegunner (Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
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