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Puppy Takes A Bite At Chris Evans' Crotch During Interview
unilad ^ | 6/18/22 | Gabriella Ferlita

Posted on 06/23/2022 5:29:23 PM PDT by martin_fierro

n one of Chris Evans' latest interviews, the Lightyear star was swarmed with puppies – one of which took a bite at his crotch.

In the undoubtedly awkward encounter during the interview for Buzzfeed, the actor discussed his rituals in preparation for voicing Buzz Lightyear in the latest Pixar animation.

Pretty soon, the 41-year-old became distracted by the plethora of adorable pups that were coming his way, which meant he became vulnerable to a nip on the crown jewels.

While he kicked back and relaxed in the room full of tiny dogs, one little fella burrowed his way between Evans’ legs.

This brave little pup then attempted to bite the star, causing him to say, “Excuse you!” as he shuffled backwards away from the puppy’s prying jaw.

Lightyear, the upcoming film in which Evans stars as the iconic space ranger, is set to show audiences the 'definitive origin story' behind the beloved Toy Story character.

The trailer sees Buzz as he prepares to launch on a test flight after appearing to have been trapped for several years on a planet with a colony of scientists.


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KEYWORDS: americasass; chomp; mangledgenitals
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1 posted on 06/23/2022 5:29:23 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; Gefn; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

2 posted on 06/23/2022 5:30:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

I hear the movie bites too.


3 posted on 06/23/2022 5:30:49 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. It's "whatever".)
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To: martin_fierro

That’s nuts!


4 posted on 06/23/2022 5:31:47 PM PDT by Old Yeller (A nation of sheep, produces a government of wolves.l)
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To: martin_fierro

Never heard of him - is he a disney fag? 🤪


5 posted on 06/23/2022 5:34:08 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: martin_fierro

Good dog!


6 posted on 06/23/2022 5:41:48 PM PDT by 6ppc (Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
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To: martin_fierro

That one there on the left... ‘eh never mind.


7 posted on 06/23/2022 5:42:14 PM PDT by Sarcazmo ("Sarcasm is the highest form of wit" ~ O. Wilde)
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To: martin_fierro

I’d love to send that puppy to the White House. Except there is not a pair of testicles anywhere near there.


8 posted on 06/23/2022 5:43:34 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
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To: martin_fierro

Now, that’s funny!


9 posted on 06/23/2022 5:45:43 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: martin_fierro

Puppy: Ain’t nuthin’ there...


10 posted on 06/23/2022 5:46:42 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: NWFree

He was Captain America.


11 posted on 06/23/2022 5:47:18 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: martin_fierro

Disney Groomer!


12 posted on 06/23/2022 5:50:09 PM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie. )
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To: martin_fierro

The pup is auditioning for Ruff: So he takes a bite out of crime.


13 posted on 06/23/2022 5:57:21 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Pray for America....)
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To: martin_fierro

That’s a payback for even attempting to replace Tim Allen, as Buzz.


14 posted on 06/23/2022 5:59:21 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12)
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To: martin_fierro

World Of Reel:

March 27, 2019..Chris Evans has been a rather outspoken critic of Donald Trump. He doubled down on his attacks recently, saying he would be ‘dissappointed’ in himself if he didn’t speak out against “dumb shit” even if it means alienating half his audience.

Evans further mentions how he would have a hard time being friends with someone who was a Trump fan, specifically mentioning New Engkand Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who is rumored to be a Trump supporter.


15 posted on 06/23/2022 6:03:58 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: martin_fierro

Is this contrived story supposed to make people want to see the kinky show?

FAIL.


16 posted on 06/23/2022 6:14:50 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed the nation whose GOD is the LORD. ~ Psalm 33:12)
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To: martin_fierro

Butt I thought he liked that kind of thing.🤔


17 posted on 06/23/2022 6:27:01 PM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: EEGator

He was playing make-believe as Captain America….


18 posted on 06/23/2022 6:34:27 PM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: martin_fierro

the spaceships in the background are from a book I have had for years


19 posted on 06/23/2022 6:54:26 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: martin_fierro

“Bite me” takes on a whole new meaning...


20 posted on 06/23/2022 6:55:53 PM PDT by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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