Posted on 06/06/2022 12:23:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach — but not when his partner is serving up instant noodles.
A man in India filed for a divorce after his wife only cooked him cup noodles for every meal every day, local media reported on Wednesday (June 1).
This is one of kooky cases of breakups he's seen, former principal district judge of Ballari ML Raghunath shared with the New Indian Express.
According to Raghunath, the divorce cases brought to the courts' attention included instances ranging from wrong-coloured wedding outfits to incorrect placement of salt on plates.
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For the ex-wife in this case, I would suggest that the way to a man’s heart is through his sternum.
Maybe she cant cook? Does she own a boat or good in bed?
wife only cooked him cup noodles for every meal every day,
Totally justifiable.
She’d probably be dead if she was Pakistani...
Some wives don’t cook anything.
Ramen 3x a day? She’s probably trying to kill him for the insurance.
She kept noodling him.
Or she kept instantly noodling someone else.
Used to be that girls would take home economics in high school and learn how to cook on a budget. Those skills are mostly lost because the feminists decided that those type of courses "demeaned" women and was sexist.
Somehow it was never decided that it was sexist to have men handle the yard chores, take out the trash and kill bugs.
Women still squeal when there is a spider to be killed in the shower.
Exactly, reading thru the replies looking for one along these lines.
Maybe he should make a meal for both of them... Shrimp Scampi or broiled scallops, or grilled salmon. Perhaps an amazing manicotti or lazagne. Home made pizza. Etc. You can’t tell her... you have to show her.
After a few months, unless she is brain dead, she’ll be making the move away from ramen.
And, if she is still brain dead, back to divorce court.
Noodle? Maybe she was trying to tell him something.
"You give me only noodle, I give you only noodle!"
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