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Woman Who’s Good At Driving Wondering If She Might Be Transgender
Babylon Bee (Satire) ^ | 10/27/21

Posted on 11/01/2021 6:17:31 PM PDT by Ken Regis

Kyrsten Blyrsten, a local mom and recovering shiplap addict, reportedly began wondering if she might be transgender after she drove around town to run errands without incident.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire; tranny
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Watch out.
1 posted on 11/01/2021 6:17:31 PM PDT by Ken Regis
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Depends on whether she is Asian


2 posted on 11/01/2021 6:18:33 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imaginationd)
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To: Ken Regis

What is shiplap?


3 posted on 11/01/2021 6:20:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Ken Regis

There is a growing suspicion that many of the Babylon Bees recent articles are not satire at all, but actual news stories. Bee spokesperson said they could neither confirm nor deny.


4 posted on 11/01/2021 6:21:58 PM PDT by robel
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To: Ken Regis
"Woman who doesn't like to make sammiches wonders if she's transgender".

"Woman whose good at math wonders if she's transgender".

"Woman who doesn't get cranky once a month wonders if she's transgender".

Where does it end?


5 posted on 11/01/2021 6:22:39 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: nickcarraway

One lap around a ship


6 posted on 11/01/2021 6:23:06 PM PDT by setter
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To: Ken Regis

Facebook will fact check this…


7 posted on 11/01/2021 6:24:27 PM PDT by Magnatron
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Ha!

We need more info?

Can she fix her own flat? Can she change her own oil?


8 posted on 11/01/2021 6:25:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Ken Regis

Satan is having a field day with America


9 posted on 11/01/2021 6:25:46 PM PDT by LibertyWoman (Guard with jealous attention the public Liberty. Patrick Henry)
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To: Ken Regis

oops....lol...didn’t realize this was the bee


10 posted on 11/01/2021 6:26:22 PM PDT by LibertyWoman (Guard with jealous attention the public Liberty. Patrick Henry)
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To: Ken Regis
Kyrsten Blyrsten

Sounds like the daughter of the Swedish Chef.


11 posted on 11/01/2021 6:29:01 PM PDT by x
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To: nickcarraway

It’s a traditional form of exterior siding for houses, etc., wherein boards run in the horizontal lap over the next board below. Using “reclaimed” shiplap siding on interior walls to give them texture is a current interior design fad. Smooth walls are so yesterday. I can only guessing that is the reference.


12 posted on 11/01/2021 6:31:19 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: Ken Regis

Cross a Mexican with a Chinaman and you get a car thief who can’t drive.


13 posted on 11/01/2021 6:31:36 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Your friends might get me in a rush but not before I make your head into a canoe.)
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To: nickcarraway
What is shiplap?

I didn't know either. Seems to be a siding-like building material. The woman was addicted to remodeling her house.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiplap

14 posted on 11/01/2021 6:33:42 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: dsrtsage

https://youtu.be/Czmb6tEwFE8


15 posted on 11/01/2021 6:34:25 PM PDT by CTyank
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To: x

“Bork... bork... bork!..”


16 posted on 11/01/2021 6:36:06 PM PDT by CTyank
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Thanks, I had no idea.

I knew what Wainscoting is, because it was mentioned in a Sherlock Holmes story, but never heard of that.

17 posted on 11/01/2021 6:38:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Yup.Lots of dopey threads these days. At least The Bee is fun.


18 posted on 11/01/2021 6:39:08 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: Ken Regis

All hail The Bee.


19 posted on 11/01/2021 6:49:09 PM PDT by Arcadian Empire
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To: Secret Agent Man
Can she fix her own flat? Can she change her own oil?

I can't do those things, and anyway that's so messy...

Hmmm, maybe I'm in big trouble

20 posted on 11/01/2021 6:54:46 PM PDT by Bobalu (Figure out what you like, learn enough to be dangerous, and then start fiddling around)
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