Posted on 06/10/2021 1:38:17 PM PDT by Norski
Always wanted one of those turbo-encabulators.
I can’t take this anymore.
I am fully on board with the concept of some vaccines causing a variety of issues in certain people such as blood clots and immune reactions, but...this is silly.
It’s tun foil Thursday. Long tradition.
Bit wild
Curious to see if others have the new superpower?
“…viewing you with jaundiced eye…”
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That can be caused by serious underlying illness so you really should see a physician ASAP.
Anyone who believes any of this for 1 second is an effing moron. It is beyond stupid.
heh, heh. lol.
Post in Smoky Backroom for reasons.
Weimar Republic R Us.
The Crimson Dynamo
Just couldn’t cut it no mo’
Brass Key? Aluminum key?
What magnet attracts brass?
if it does, it is a very weak attraction.
Sebum is sticky. You know the trick where someone hangs a spoon from his nose?
Keys are normally not magnetic.
Nothing sticks to me and I made sure it was susceptible to magnetism. I’ve been fully vaccinated since March.
Wiley E. Most favorite.
Recall that did not end well for him.
“Anyone who believes any of this for 1 second is an effing moron. It is beyond stupid.”
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The evening of the day my wife and I had our first Moderna COVID-19 vaccine shot we had company over for dinner. When bowing our heads to bless the meal both my wife and I had our stainless steel spoon, fork and knife lift off of the table and attach themselves to our foreheads.
Anybody who believed this story would also be an effing moron. But, sadly, there are morons amongst us now who do believe such silliness.
Damn.
You had me until “dingle arm”.
I was getting pretty excited about it until then.
Some people are just more attractive than others.
That’s life.
It probably gets posted once a day now. It is like a subset of Free Republic has gone full retard. Not sure if there is been an exodus, leaving the losers behind, or maybe dementia is setting in with the older crowd.
How many of those have had their vaccination sites ripped out of their bodies by the high magnetic forces of the MRI acting on magnetized metal particles in the vaccine fluid?
All of the keys I have are made of non-magnetic materials. Your colleague and his girlfriend must have very oily, very sloping foreheads for the keys to stick. Looks like you’re hanging out with a bunch of Neanderthal throwbacks. So easy, even a caveman can do it.
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