Posted on 03/31/2021 12:55:13 PM PDT by algore
Before Time, Before the Earth Was Made, Before Matter and Being and History: Hillary Clinton (Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, Prince of Darkness, Satan, She Whose Many Names the Cats Scream in the Night) is cast out of heaven for overweening hubris. She is condemned to lie in eternal torment in a lake of fire surrounded by her fallen angels, or, alternatively, to run for a major office while female. For thousands of years she lies outside time, smelling of sulfur, before deciding to undertake the second option.
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Lmao. Someone going to end up in an already filled to the brim Clinton closet.....
I’m thinking she’s actually in the “banality of evil” category.
LOL
hard to believe the Chicago Tribune printed this
“She Whose Many Names the Cats Scream in the Night”
https://webmail.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/brilliant.wav
That’s what I was thinking.
Haven’t clicked on the link yet; need to see how it finishes.
Here’s an old joke, from when it looked like Hillary would get elected:
January 20, 2017:
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” Says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Always listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theatre.”
Just what I thought. This old article is a joke, actually covering for Hillary. By being as outlandish as possible.
Sulfur? I’d heard she smelled of cabbage and urine.
The truth about Cankles starts with Frazzledrip.
Gets worse from there.
The cats were named Elemanzer, Pyewacket, Peckin the Crown, Grizel Greedigut. They dance in the moonlight, crying for their Mistress.
For thousands of years she lies outside time, smelling of sulfur, rotting cabbage, sour sweat, and fecal matter, before deciding to undertake the second option.
Wow, they’re actually trying to paint the essential reality of Hillary as unreality, through the use of sarcasm and slight exaggeration in select areas.
BKMRK.
Yes, the author thought she was being clever but the article is actually perfectly accurate.
It’s all a big joke to them.
Or so they think.
I never thought Satan would have cankles.
down the rabbit hole
ah ok- i didnt figure they would be critical of her seriously-
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