SATIRE: Dino Rossi Voted In As New Washington State Governor.

Sasquatch Sun ^ | Staff

[Rabin]

Dino Rossi, ran for governor in Washington in 2004 and won bigly.

They kept bringing in boxes of ballots; no one knew where from. After several recounts, the Rossi lead of thousands evaporated until he lost, yes lost by 129 ballots. Re-count, ended.

A suit was filed: The Washington Supreme Court ruled all the recounts invalid, but also ruled Democrat Christine Gregoire was already on the job, so she remained governor — and Rossi had sorta won, but lost.

Now, in an amazing turn of events, Republican Dino Rossi has won the governorship of Washington State, humiliating incumbent Jay Inslee and astonishing the true winner, Loren Culp...

[Rabin]

Dino Rossi has won the governorship of Washington State over Democrat incumbent Jay Inslee. “I didn’t even know I was running“.

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[CondoleezzaProtege]

😳

[rfp1234]

Yabba dabba doo!

[mass55th]

Is this for real? I sure hope so! Inslee needs to be outsee.

[nickcarraway]

What?

[kevao]

You should post the date of the article: November 7, 2019!

[Jonty30]

Awsome. I heard a few months on Glenn Beck. If he told the truth on Glenn Beck, he will be a solid Republican American.

Hopefully, he gets rid of mailed-in ballots in his state.

[Jonty30]

Dammit. I trusted this person. I was so happy to get rid of a Democrat that I didn’t think things through. :mad:

[Mark17]

Isn’t this similar to the Babylon Bee?

[Luke21]

It’s real payback to the communist Democrats in Washington. Haven’t heard a thing about it. Wonder why.

[Luke21]

Why do people do things like this?

[CaptainK]

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[mass55th]

Thanks. In this day and age, satire is easier to believe than the actual news.

[Jonty30]

It doesn’t seem as clever as the Babylon Bee.

[Does so]

[[Hopefully, he gets rid of mailed-in ballots in his state.]]

Does a State exist with a Republican governor AND mail-in ballots?

[AZJeep]

Satire,
But I remember 2004, there were several recounts and ballots kept appearing from nowhere, until enough were found! Then he ran again four years later and there were Shenanigans again. After that Washington State was lost.

[rockrr]

The scenes of election fraud are deja vu for my brother who was a count observer in 2004. He saw the Dhimmicrats pulling their shenanigans up close and in person. His reports to authorities were ignored.

Our elections have been a sham for 30 years or more and no one - left or right - gives a damn.

[chimera]

Yeah, I remember they kept “finding” them in locked rooms, in a paper pouch/envelope taped to the side of a voting machine, all sorts of odd places that the ‘Rats insisted were nothing but innocent coinky-dinks. There was the one ballot that the voter wrote in “Christine Rossi” as a combination of the names of the two candidates (Dino Rossi and Christine Gregoire, aka “Fraudoire”). Naturally, the King Co. election officials (mostly ‘Rats) counted it as a vote for Fraudoire. The RINO SofS for WA State (was it Reed?) naturally certified Fraudoire as the “winner” by 129 votes. When all the shenanigans came to light (then, like now, the ‘Rats don't care if you know), all that jerk had to say was he couldn't do anything about it, too bad for Rossi, he can always run for some consolation prize, like King Co. Executive. The judge overseeing the lawsuit basically told Rossi to stuff it, that he could not overturn a certified election. IIRC Rossi tried again in 2008 but, like most political rematches, it was a dud.