[SERKIT]

Well, was she screaming “OH GOD! OH GOD!”?

[RichInOC]

I won’t have what she’s having.

[SoDak]

Exceedingly guilty

[momtothree]

There are days when I think too many people live way too close to power lines! (this is one of those days)

[edpc]

[Mr. Mojo]

Wachs was previously out on bail on a charge she was practicing law without a license.

Fake sex, fake practice of law.

But a real bitch.

[Retired Greyhound]

A variety of pictures here: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Ellen+Beth+Wachs&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=629

[Puppage]

I am thinking simulated is about as close as she's gunna get.

[pnh102]

There's always something really funny about pointing out these stories... especially since the atheist crowd likes to constantly tell everyone how better they are than the Christian crowd.

For one thing I never got the need for them to constantly have to reassure themselves of this "fact." But I do get a chuckle out of it nonetheless. :)

[Vigilanteman]

A bouncing basketball could get a bit annoying at 6 a.m. on a Saturday morning. But not nearly as annoying as a neighbor's lawn mower or chain saw.

The noise ordinance in our neighborhood is in effect from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. I would think that's where the investigation should begin, not over some b*tch making moaning sounds. How many decibels were her moaning sounds as compared to the bouncing basketball? There ain't no law against being an atheist b*tch.

[pogo101]

[cake_crumb]

Godless people are really sick and creepy. I remember a bunch of people claiming to be libertarians threadjacking threads and defending child rape in the privacy of the home about 6 years ago. They were very graphic. The same people made a point of jacking all threads referring to the display of the Ten Commandments. That’s when I stopped coming here so often.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Her attorney, John Ligouri, said he believes his client's prominence as an atheist has simply made her a target.

LOL. If she was religious, she would have been allowed to make loud sex sounds and not arrested!!! Grasp at anything you can to avoid being accountable for your actions.

[blueunicorn6]

They realized she wasn’t a lawyer when she asked for health care coverage for her vibrator. They knew a lawyer would have also asked for damages.

[GSWarrior]

So this woman wasn’t even having sex? She was making “having sex” noises to rile her neighbors? Nice.

[VeniVidiVici]

Looks like a meth head.

[wardaddy]

I had a buddy who chased a beauty of a gal for a good long time.

When he finally got lucky...he said she made grunting sounds like a linebacker hitting the line at the snap

He said it “killed” it for him.

Good thing a 10 year old wasn't around.

I think all men love encouragement or a cheering section from their lady..something anything beats pillow biting but boy...sex is so complicated and just a hot mess of physical and emotional over heightening...we all do love it though.

An odd note is how many serial killers are homosexual men who were exposed to their moms having sex with men...or maybe even worse stuff.