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Lock up your Fathers (Grandfather falls out of plum tree, becomes sex addict after coma)
The Sun (U.K.) / Various
| May 21, 2010
| Matt Quinton
Posted on 05/21/2010 9:18:18 AM PDT by Stoat
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:18:18 AM PDT
by
Stoat
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Chode
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:19:11 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
What kind of tree did Bill Clinton fall out of?
To: Stoat
Does any plum tree work?
How about just falling half way?
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:22:39 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
I have two plum trees in the back.
Goin climbing now.
To: Stoat
I think the fall and coma just made the old man realize he could die at any moment and maybe its time to sew a few wild oats while he still can. Its his money, he earned it and if he wants to waste it on whores that is up to him.
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:25:42 AM PDT
by
HerrBlucher
(END THE WAR ON LIBERTY!)
To: HerrBlucher
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:26:20 AM PDT
by
HerrBlucher
(END THE WAR ON LIBERTY!)
To: Stoat
My father broke seven ribs and his lungs were pierced in the fall. He had to wait for three weeks for surgery. Coming to an ObamugabeCare certified hospital near you!
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:27:03 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
To: Stoat
... and thus explains the recent spate of wives being hurled from trees by their husbands.
SnakeDoc
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:27:34 AM PDT
by
SnakeDoctor
("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
To: Stoat
By the goose flesh in that photo, it looks a little nippy there.
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:28:04 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(A stranger in my own country)
To: Stoat
If he’s spending $4300 at a time at brothels...well, we should all be that frail at 81.
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:32:27 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: llevrok
By the goose flesh in that photo, it looks a little nippy there.It makes "them" perkier.
Regards,
To: SnakeDoctor
A trend that must be stopped at all costs by the sex enhancement drug peddlers. This thing could put them out of business.:)
To: Stoat
"My father broke seven ribs and his lungs were pierced in the fall. He had to wait for three weeks for surgery.
There's the real story - coming soon to our health-care system.
To: Stoat
In other news...retail sales of plum trees skyrocket around the world.
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
I very nearly spit up a mouthful of ham sandwich as I read your post...:)
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:46:24 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
I fell out of a turnip truck, and when I woke up, I had an insatiable desire for socialism. So I voted for Obama. My family is going to have me committed.
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:46:46 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(Were Democrats always marxist, or did Barry convert them all in the past two years?)
To: Stoat
Looks like that room they took that photo in was a bit chilly...:)
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:46:58 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
To: All
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:48:18 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat; All
Guys, guys, listen to me, as tempting as it is to tell your wife to climb that plum tree to 'help' you saw a few branches (out from under her, that would be the plan), DON'T do it, she could kill herself in the fall, and even if she survives, she might end up killing YOU.
Via overexertion.
Hey! They invented a substance that totally turns OFF a woman's sex drive, its' called Wedding Cake!!
(*rim shot*)
I'll be here all weekend folks, try the veal! LOL
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posted on
05/21/2010 9:49:04 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(0bama squats to pee.)
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