Pricey ... OAP spent savings in brothel sessions
Posted on 05/21/2010 9:18:18 AM PDT by Stoat
Lock up your Fathers
Pricey ... OAP spent savings in brothel sessions
Frail Angelo De Luca was in a coma for four days after he fell out of a plum tree at the family home in Biasca, Switzerland. But coming round from an operation his family were horrified to watch their devoted widower dad turn into a randy teenager again. Sex mad Angelo blew £3,000 of his savings in one session at a local brothel after falling head over heels for a hooker young enough to be his granddaughter. "Since my wife died a year ago, Leona has been there for me. It's not only that she's good in bed. She gives me new life force and courage. She is my friend, my only confidant," he said. But his son Daniele has taken control of his dad's two houses and bank accounts after judges ruled that his sex addiction made him unfit to govern his own affairs. "That woman preyed upon my father like he was a Christmas goose," he said. Now the family are suing the hospital for medical negligence. "My father broke seven ribs and his lungs were pierced in the fall. He had to wait for three weeks for surgery. "He had severe pain and the nurse gave him morphine, maybe too much. My father fell into a coma for four days. That must have wiped out a brain function. The one that inhibits the sex drive," he added. But hospital chiefs deny any medical blunder. Director Michele Morisoli said:"Our staff acted to the best of their knowledge and conscience."
AN 81-year-old granddad has been put under house arrest by his family after a bizarre accident turned him into a sex addict.
Operation turned grandfather into a sex addict, family claims - Legal Post - Financial Post
Sex-mad grandfather Angelo De Luca under 'house arrest' - News.com.au
Sex-mad grandfather Angelo De Luca under 'house arrest' - Herald Sun
“cough”
What kind of tree did Bill Clinton fall out of?
How about just falling half way?
I have two plum trees in the back.
Goin climbing now.
I think the fall and coma just made the old man realize he could die at any moment and maybe its time to sew a few wild oats while he still can. Its his money, he earned it and if he wants to waste it on whores that is up to him.
I mean sow.
Coming to an ObamugabeCare certified hospital near you!
... and thus explains the recent spate of wives being hurled from trees by their husbands.
SnakeDoc
By the goose flesh in that photo, it looks a little nippy there.
If he’s spending $4300 at a time at brothels...well, we should all be that frail at 81.
It makes "them" perkier.
Regards,
A trend that must be stopped at all costs by the sex enhancement drug peddlers. This thing could put them out of business.:)
In other news...retail sales of plum trees skyrocket around the world.
I very nearly spit up a mouthful of ham sandwich as I read your post...:)
I fell out of a turnip truck, and when I woke up, I had an insatiable desire for socialism. So I voted for Obama. My family is going to have me committed.
Looks like that room they took that photo in was a bit chilly...:)
Sex-mad OAP placed under house arrest by family - The Sun -News
I must have been distracted by the plum trees outside.
sorry.
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