Posted on 05/03/2010 7:04:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have finally taken a stand on the American Civil War. Read on!
THEM too!
Who would notice?
For the most part, it's locals who buy them because they like them.
I guess it's one of those things you have to have been raised on to have a taste for.
Yes we can!
Booker Noe?
No, Booker YES!
All your CAPS are belong to us!
Who would notice?
The folks in Lawrence might.
But only because they'd have to detour to get to Manhattan!
Just the Topekans...
Topekites?
Topekerners?
Topeka-ers?
Topekons?
...them folks what was livin’ in Topeka — THEY’D notice... for a second or two...
You are one piece of work!
I believe the corn is soaked in a lye solution.
9mm or 45 ACP?
What about the border states?
Slamming grits is bad but you, sir, just went over the top!
Step outside, mister, and prepare yourself for combat!
TEXAS SIDESTEP
RPTR1: Governor, what do you think of the crisis in the Middle East?
GOV: I was saying, just this morning at the weekly prayer breakfast in this historic capital, that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner.
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say,
I assure you .. and I mean it ..
Now who says I don’t speak out as plain as day;
And, fellow Texans, I’m for progress and the flag, long may it fly.
I’m a poor boy, come to greatness, so it follows that I cannot tell a lie.
RPTR2: What the hell did he say?
RPTR1: Same as usual … not a damn thing.
Oooh, I love to dance a little sidestep,
Now they see me, now they don’t, I’ve come and gone.
Oooh, I love to sweep around the wide step,
Cut a little swath and lead the people on.
Now, my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I’m for goodness, and for profit,
And for living clean and saying daily prayers;
And, now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I’ll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon y’all.
RPTR1: Did you get any of that?
RPTR2: I hear him talking, but he don’t come in.
Oooh, I love to dance a little sidestep,
Now they see me, now they don’t, I’ve come and gone.
And, oooh, I love to sweep around the wide step,
Cut a little swath and lead the people on.
MPT: Governor, Melvin P. Thorpe, Watchdog News. Why has the Chicken Ranch operation been so long ignored?
GOV: We should be having some acoustic problems in here.
MPT: Aren’t you afraid of possible pay-offs and bribes?
GOV: Melvin, I’m proud of you.
MPT: Enough of this pussy-footin’ governor, what do you intend to do about Miss Mona and the Chicken Ranch?
Now, Miss Mona, I don’t know her, though I’ve heard the name, oh, yes.
But, of course, I’ve no close contact,
So what she is doing, I can only guess.
And, now, Miss Mona, she’s a blemish on the face of that good town.
I am taking certain steps here,
Someone somewhere’s gonna have to close her down.
RPTR2: Do you have any idea what that means?
RPTR1: Is that a “yes” or “no”?
RPTR3: It’s a possible “maybe”.
Oooh, I love to dance a little sidestep,
Now they see me, now they don’t, I’ve come and gone.
And, oooh, I love to sweep around the wide step,
Cut a little swath and lead the people on.
Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)
Nebraska. I woke up hungry, in need of a shave and two years late for work.
Bingo.
Admit it; you think Claire Barton was hot.
If they only knew how much we wished that were true.......................
Hyperbolic?
nascent
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