LAZ FINALLY TAKES A STAND ON THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR!

May 3, 2010 | By Laz

[Lazamataz]

I have finally taken a stand on the American Civil War. Read on!

[Cyber Liberty]

Except for the nukes, they DID adopt your moral position!

Laz for Prez! Slogan: He’ll hit your mother, your wife AND your daughter! No generational bigotry in Laz!

Where do I send a check for your exploratory?

[MNJohnnie]

No

[Betis70]

Or originally from Canada.

[Larry Lucido]

A compromise would surely help the situation
Agree to disagree but disagree to part
When after all it’s just a compromise
Of the things we do for love, the things we do for love
The things we do for love

[Betis70]

At least get the sock color right...

[southernsunshine]

It would have been best if we attacked Switzerland back then.

(Slap my own forehead)Now I know what went wrong!

[TonyInOhio]

You NEED MORE CAPS OR WE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Plus, this realy stunes my beeber.

[andy58-in-nh]

True: French Canadians eat a lot of weird stuff too. Meat pies, for instance.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

needs moar music

[Aquamarine]

This is the same position Missouri took during the war.

[laker_dad]

I'm going to have to form an exploratory committee to do some fact finding before I can commit myself to a position.

[Pan_Yan]

...the Civil War was caused by a colossal failure on both sides to peacefully come together...

You're talking about a bunch of meat heads just spoiling for a fight. Look how hard they fought over Kansas. Kansas for the love of God!! I get drowsy just driving by a state near Kansas.

I managed to drive across it once and it involved a case of Mountain Dew, four packs of Marlboro's, the windows rolled down at 90 MPH screaming Metallica songs the whole way.

I barely made it.

[woofie]

you stay out of this ....its personal

not fair
not fair
not fair

[MNJohnnie]

If Lincoln had just worn the right socks on election day none of this would of happened in the 1st place.

[southernsunshine]

I'm going to have to form an exploratory committee to do some fact finding before I can commit myself to a position.

I hear Jacques Cousteau is available.

[Maceman]

That’s very helpful. (Not).

Thanks for playing.

[xp38]

Way too hasty Laz. I think you need to start evaluating the Trojan War before any others. Greeks or Trojans and was Helen worth it? :)

[BuckeyeTexan]

I’m in a meeting!

You can’t post threads like this when I’m in a meeting. It makes me snicker. Then everybody wants to know what’s so damn funny. Then I have to share. Then the meeting gets sidetracked because everyone’s freeping. Thanks a lot! My boss is not happy.

And he’s a damn yankee anyway, so he didn’t think this thread was funny at all.

It’s all YOUR fault!

Tex

[MNJohnnie]

Nuke Topeka now!

[Betis70]

True. He should have randomly yelled out “Roll Tide!” during his inauguration.