Why Are America's Event Planners All Out To Get Sarah Palin?

EXAMINER.COM ^ | 30 AUGUST 2009 | EXAMINER

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Where in the world is Sarah Barracuda Palin? Alaska's sultry superstar has once again mysteriously disappeared right before she was scheduled to speak at one of her very important fundraisers, this one so slutty teenagers who get knocked up have no choice but to have the baby unless they want to get the ol' parental approval for an abortion.

Now normally Sarah's habit of shirking her duties is limited to elected terms in office, but ever since becoming an unemployed publicity hound and Facebook junkie, Palin's erratic behavior has instead metamorphosed into canceling paid speaking engagements at the very last minute while pretending she was never invited in the first place.

But since this is the "fourth time in recent months that an anticipated Palin speech has fallen through after Palin and her camp disputed they had ever confirmed it," loyal Palin spokesperson Meg Stapleton is used to concocting perfectly good explanations for these embarrassing incidents known as the Sarah Palin experience.

[dixiechick2000]

I think we’ll find out pretty soon where she stands on the issues.

I will cut her some slack for what she said while she was a VP candidate, though.

[grey_whiskers]

There are many apartment buildings offering 2-3 months free rent if you sign up for a year. This is because so many illegals are unable to find work, so they left.

I respectfully disagree. When I moved to Phoenix in 2001 there were high-end apartments in North Scottsdale offering the same thing (2-3 free months over the summer) since so many of the people were coming for the winter and leaving when the summer blowtorch started in May.

Later, the apartments took it on the chin with all the "liar's loan" home mortgages available...I know the housing market has collapsed down there since I left a couple years back -- have the people moved to other states? From your posting, the apartment owners still sound like they want warm bodies...

Cheers!

[stephenjohnbanker]

This isn’t just happening in or around Scottsdale, where I own a home. It is more prevalent in Tucson, and elsewhere.
Actually all over the state. Illegals seem to have disappeared from sight. You used to see them everywhere, especially at big box stores. Now? Nothing!

[sickoflibs]

Sorry. Twitter is where FNC gets its viewers comments.
I meant Facebook. She brought the whole Obama/Pelosi empire down with facebook. The Tea Parties and the Health care Town Halls all were for nothing, it was Sarah Facebook Death Panels Palin. See below.

comment #3: “I love Sarah. She has singelhandedly blown up Obamacare. They know it, State0run media knows it and history will record it as such. Not a bad notch in her belt.
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2330292/posts?page=14#3

[mojitojoe]