Yeah, you're right.
Posted on 03/10/2005 9:58:38 AM PST by pissant
1. Sex with a stranger Bumping into an attractive stranger dominates many women's thoughts. Usually these fantasies involve an element of surprise. You may take on a new role, such as that of a nurse who satisfies her patients, or an air hostess who joins the Mile High Club! What this one says about you: Things may have become stale with your lover. This is no-strings escapism.
2. You in control You may fantasise you're dressed in black leather with your man tied to the bed as your sex slave. Here, you're taking charge because your lover has to do what he's told. Perhaps a stranger even falls into your clutches. What this one says about you: Your lover may have more sexual confidence than you and this gives you a release for your more assertive side.
3. Him in control Some women fantasise about their partner dominating them, such as being tied up or told what to do. Very often the fantasy revolves around you being busy, then your man arrives and everything else is flung aside. What this one says about you: You want to give up sexual responsibility and have things done to you. Such fantasies allow you to do things you may be embarrassed about. In this case, you can blame it all on him.
4. High-risk sex These fantasies can take place antwhere, in the office, in a lift, on the back of a bus or down a side street. Maybe you dream of getting caught by your lover - with someone else. What this one says about you: Such fantasies show you have a risk-taking edge which may be repressed in your real-life lovemaking. You could spice things up with sex in your back garden under the stars - as long as you're not overlooked by a block of flats!
5. Sexual exhibitionism Many women fantasise about being a stripper or lap dancer and driving men crazy with lust. Maybe you fantasise about giving a sex show at a party, turning on all the spectators. What this one says about you: You're dying to burst free from your normal inhibited sexual behaviour. You may crave sexual reassurance.
6. Sex with women Women find lesbian fantasies hugely erotic. They allow you to explore sensual thoughts with someone who truly understands your desires - another woman. These fantasies often involve tender, longer-lasting lovemaking. What this one says about you: Women are more comfortable exploring same sex fantasies than men. Most women can see the allure of an attractive woman and so enjoy exploring this in their fantasy life. Such fantasies don't reflect your sexuality unless they come to dominate your thoughts.
7. Group sex Many women find it thrilling to fantasise that they are in the middle of an orgy. They get aroused by the thought of touching all sorts of people, and being fondled from all sides. They completely let go, imagining pleasure from lots of different sources. These fantasies often involve strangers but may include your lover and/or people you know and find attractive. What this one says about you: This appeals to your daring side. Getting involved in group sex is a heady mix of risk and an exploration of ultimate sexual possibilities.
8. Exotic captivity Some women find it hugely erotic to imagine being held prisoner in an exotic location. Perhaps a stranger who doesn't speak your language and can merely do things to you, takes you captive. Usually women imagine ending up in a harem, being kept purely for the sexual pleasure of their captor. What this one says about you: You want to explore domination and you have a lot of hidden sexual creativity.
9. Giving sex lessons Teaching sexual skills to a gorgeous young, but legal, man is popular with women. By taking him step by step through sexual pleasures, you will also be wonderfully indulged. What this one says about you: You definitely want to take control. Perhaps you're quite inhibited so this is non-threatening as the focus of your fantasy knows little about sex.
10. The casting couch Being asked to perform sexual favours for a job you're dying to get is a fantasy for many women. The scenario usually ends up with you getting the job, because, of course, this is a fantasy in which you are a resounding sexual success! The director or boss finds you so fulfilling they have to give you what you want. What this one says about you: Part of you wants to prove yourself. Mixing work and sex shows you are driven.
Monica Bellucci is proof-positive God is an artist. She's so beautiful she's almost painful to look at.
Yeah, you're right.
Ron Burgundy also spends a lot of time kissing his own gun! ;-@
This is after :)
Your post 54... no thanks... I'll pass.
You know you want him. Admit it. There is no shame in love!
She's smart too :-)
http://www.askmen.com/women/actress_60/74b_monica_bellucci.html
"Let's be honest; you're not here to learn about her personality or talent, you want more pictures of Monica. Fine, we will oblige, but know this -- this beauty has brains.
Formerly a law student, Bellucci worked as a model to earn extra money, and we're thankful for that because her beauty would have been wasted in a courtroom. She is also a master at languages, as she is fluent in French and speaks English with only a slight trace of an American accent. She even pulled off Aramaic and Hebrew quite impressively, as Mary Magdalene in The Passion of the Christ (even though she barely speaks at all).
Monica Bellucci's acting talent has garnered her many accolades, especially for her work in L'Appartement, Malena and Irreversible."
We didn't have beauties of this calibre when I was in law school.
LOL
Ron Burgundy is a MAN....a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man he is. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science.
LOL...you sound frustrated.
Nah, it is just a few quotes from the movie Anchorman. Hilarious movie.
Why is this being posted on this site?
Yeh, I know, hence the kissing of the gun reference. 1001....1002...
Great movie!
called the SBR for a reason....
I thought so....I cracked up at that line.
"The Ladies Love being taken to a gun show!"
It's called FreeRepublic for a reason.
Maybe we can find you a nice AOL chat room for your sexual fantasies.
Why did you click on the thread? Does your fantasy involve disrupting others?
Because I'm a curmudgeon. I'm good at it too.
LOL
I do love that word.
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