Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
Breast size determines personality
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
Looks like a screen at a slot machine!
That's hot
Regards, Ivan
You may be on to something.
FWIW, I've always found women with large breasts to be incredibly charming.
Oh my...sounds like someone was drunk when they approved this grant application, lol!
It was an incomplete study, as well. There should have been some research done to see if the shapes correlated DIRECTLY to women's star signs, for example if say, Scorpios predominately have pineapple ones, and Cancers have melon ones. Now that's some serious research.
ROFL!
The situation I love to see is when there is a well endowed woman around the other women start with the catty remarks of "Those aren't real"
Male logic on that is simple-they have mass, are visible to the naked eye etc. They are real.
Now that's a hoot...er,......hooter of a study.
And us guy's personality is determined by the size of......of.........dammit! size doesn't matter.....right?.....Right??????????????
i definitely think i should help out in this research
In some respects, I think women pay almost as much attention to other women's breasts as men do.
peanut sized = no brains, no sex, no man at all.
walnut sized = moderate intelligence, never stops thinking about sex, not particularly interesting once you get past sex
brazil nut = weird, whacky, and intelligent
macadamia = possibly insane or criminal
mixed nuts = great sex, able to carry on an intelligent conversation, good providers
pecan = genteel, gracious, and good sex (especially this kind)
filbert = forget about it
One thing is for certain, they are all seeking a good nutcracker.
Hey, makes about as much sense as any other Annanova story!
Why didn't any of you FReeper guys think of doing such a "study" first?
;-)
I hate to break this to you chick, but guys would not have to be drunk to spend money on something like this.
Just horny.
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