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Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
Breast size determines personality
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Bump(s) to the top.
What kind of fruit are you if your between a Cantaloupe and Grapefruit?
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How about Extra Large Pomegranetes.)
ARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
MENTAL PICTURE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
A banana?????
YOur way off base....
Seinfeld! Julie Luis Dryfuss's "first hand" observation of Terri Hatcher's breasts.
Thank you!
Did he also check for consistency? Soft vs. Hard, lumpy vs. non-lumpy? Does that play a role?
What I really can't believe that this would be in the German MSM. Garbage.
Red6
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Story of Thag's life...He sorry.....
Love, Thag
I was pinged......... lol
WE all love ya here at FR....
Don't worry be happy..:)
I saw you were... Just giving you a hard time, C.
I remember that clip.
Wasn't it more like... "left and right hand experience"?
Just when I was wishing it was Friday, this thread comes along.;-)
And your point......
LOL! It's a good thing I'm wearing glasses, or those things would have put my eyes out!
ROFL!
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