...not terribly flattering for the young lady. She looks familiar though...who is that?
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Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
Breast size determines personality
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
LOL If you say so...:) Though she's doing much better than lots of gals, so I won't nitpick if you disagree. Heh heh.
Besides, I'm a chick, so what do I know?
ROFL!!
I'll be waiting by the phone with bated breath...BWAHAHAHA!
That chef get an "A" for presentation ;-)
Oh we bad! I'm series! This is almost as much fun as the Official Friday Silliness Thread!
T'anks to Youse!
Heh heh...I am in a goofy sort of mood today, so this thread fits it to a tee. I have seen too much serious stuff lately, so I was ready to lighten up some.
T'anks to Youse, as well! ROFL!
Gives a whole new meaning to your local, green grocier.
Ok, buddy, what can you tell about HIS personality?
"What size breasts does Hillary and Barbra Boxer have? Anyone?"
Braaaaaack!!!(lunch spewing onto keyboard, screen, desk, others....)
...not terribly flattering for the young lady. She looks familiar though...who is that?
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You dang skippy I would. You would have my apologies, although if you note that I said later that she's looking better than lots of gals, so I don't know how hard you would want to kick my butt.
I would take my medicine, though. :)
Here you go:
Does your wife know you post here bikini pics on the internet? (and do you have any more?)
Fruit salad,
Yummy Yummy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO WIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Raisins???
I was thinking more along the line of PRUNES.
They both fill me with an urge to DEFICATE!!
LOL...yeah, sure I do. How could I not? ROFL.
LOL
Those are prunes!
Careful. Thag might turn you over his knee and spank your little bottom......
LOL...time to break out the hipwaders...it's getting deep in here now.
Time for me to retreat to safer waters! :)
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